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lucky you, all I hear is the DK 64 minigame timer.

ALL I SEE IS BEAVERS

also known as "Hagatha pees in the pool"

at this point if you're supporting anything that Blizzard does, you're part of the problem

wouldn't it be much less interesting if they kept rehashing a card's previous effects just for consistency's sake?

LIke, sure Battlecry Hunter could be fun, but it has pretty much no support at the moment so what's the point …

absolutely nuts. Running two Slude Slurpers already gets 4 procs done for just 4 mana, add EVIL totem and a bunch of other battlecry synergies and this becomes crazy.

Token Shudderwock might finally take off, especially since …

Golden Candle beats every deck. They can't use their syngery if they have none and if you have just one passive that works without specific synergies (Gaudiness, Sceptre, Flag) then you basically win unless RNG fucks you

Succubus looks so much more natural as a demonpuppy, right?

It's almost like Blizzard has a track record of lying to our faces and expecting we don't notice

They should have just come out and said "it's because of ratings/the Chinese/general office cuckery and I would have …

finally, those Rogue decks were pretty lame. There was pretty much nothing in them to build around and a lot of the time you were hoping to get Bob to throw some of that crap out immediately

Alright, so I guess we can forgive the Chinese, apparently BLizzard is just run by spineless cucks.

Word.

Also yes, Malfurion is pretty hot...and I'm a straght dude

because we need even more efficient removal for a class that has barely any counters already. I guess going with a small number of medium bodies is no longer an acceptable strategy.

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Bow down to your Chinese Overlords

Maybe Hand Token Druid can do something with this? Basically neutral Acornbearer

If only we had this a year ago, so many Quest decks would have been much better

I mean....Lackeys are good and all but what does this fit into? In most scenarios iit will just generate one lackey making it a less efficient version of Sludge Slurper.

I guess if there's a good version of Token-Shudderwock …

Was only a matter of time til something like this happpened.

Priest still doesn't have a gameplan and a lategame boardwipe doesn't really support any of the current playstyles, but I guess it's something to work with

Idk, obviously you can complete it really quickly with Plot Twist and the fact that you no longer have to actually spend mana to get the quest reward is also helpful and means a mild effect like this is far …

oh yeah, Plot Twist exists. Would have been pretty pointless otherwise to reduce the last 10 cards in your deck