Aggro Weapon Shaman

Maybe Thrall isn't anywhere near as good as Illidan at the whole, "Give your Hero a lot of attack and then use it to punch your opponent in the face" thing, but he's trying, Jandice. You know what Illidan doesn't have? A loving family. Also, Windfury. Thanks to Windfury, Thrall can stack up a moderate amount of Attack on his Hero and use it two times. That's almost three times as much damage (rounding up)!

This is an aggressive deck with a variety of early turn plays. For example,  on turn two you can play a two-drop into a turn three Whack-A-Gnoll Hammer, or play two one-drops into Whack-A-Gnoll Hammer or play a one-drop on T1 and Coin out Whack-A-Gnoll Hammer. Don't have a Hammer on turn 3? Well, there's always next game!

After Turn 3, your opponent will likely still be alive. Not to worry! This is a flexible deck with plenty of other things to throw at their face. We've got the classic Lightning Bloom Cumulo-Maximus combo. We've got Deathmatch Pavilion, a perfectly legal violent bloodsport that gives us two 3/2s after attacking with our Hammer! Break your Hammer? We've got Hoard Pillagers to give you more Hammers! What more could you ask for?

Opponent still not dead? Instructor Fireheart is here to find you plenty of burn spells to send at their face! Opponent still not dead? We've got everyone's favorite 10 damage combo: Rockbiter Weapon and Doomhammer! Can you believe this combo got nerfed? We've also got Inara Stormcrash, a legendary minion that makes Thrall into a living Doomhammer! I've checked the rulebook, and there's nothing in there that says you can't turn yourself into a weapon! Opponent put one of those pesky Taunts in your way? Don't worry! Maiev Shadowsong's already here to throw that bugger in jail! (Just, uh...don't let her hear about the violent bloodsport, okay?)

Look: I can tell you're busy, and the last thing I want to do is waste your time. Just give this deck a go, huh? What's the worst that could happen, you lose a couple limbs?