what is the funniest flavor text in your opinion
mine is from Hir'eek, the Bat
REPEL'S EFFECT WORE OFF
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what is the funniest flavor text in your opinion
mine is from Hir'eek, the Bat
REPEL'S EFFECT WORE OFF
"Oh, Hi Bark"
Just because I love 'The Room'
Skaterbot
"See you later bot"
- Jaina
It's funny how that song was everywhere in the early 2000s and then you never thought about it again until HS did this 16 years later.
Hir'eek, the Bat. Not even up for debate.
Spanish Boulderfist is actually pretty funny.
"How many ogres does it take to kidnap a Gnome? 15. One who grabs the gnome and the rest to write the ransom note."
I quite like the E.M.P. Operative one :
"I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little E.M.P.
'Cause it feels so mechy without me…"
Sad that the card doesn't have a true E.M.P effect like "silence all mechs". That this card is an epic seems shady to me.
Sea Giant. See? Giant.
Slulking. No questions. It's as though a million jade idols cried out, and were suddenly silenced.
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
From Spirit of the Frog
Your mother was a Murloc, by Evil Heckler.
I love the [Hearthstone Card (EVIL Conscripter) Not Found] text:
Kobold! There's a place you can handle
I said kobold! When you're short in the candle
Cast a spell with the E! V! I! L!
I seriously get this stuck in my head to the tune of YMCA all the time, lol. I wish we had a full parody.
Wild Pyromancer
"BOOM BABY BOOM! BAD IS GOOD! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!"
The first time I read it, I fell out of my chair laughing so it's got to be my favorite.
I think the related flavor texts of the Twin Val'kyrs are hilarious.
Fjola Lightbane - "LOVES being called the wonder twins."
Eydis Darkbane - "HATES being called the wonder twins."