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Hearthstone Realm thread commentators unite!

The fight against those spooky, oozy creatures wants us to comment on a realm thread.
This yould be that thread! Since I myself do prefer commenting with something that helps the conversation, I wanted to create this place for memes, halloween hype or just a simple „Die, Gourdon!!!“...

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  • „Die, Gourdon!!!“

  • Staff Pro

    I'm joining in the memes department. Remember, more deck slots in Hearthstone would be too confusing! Ben Brode, creator of Marvel Snap, 2014

    • Staff Pro

      I absolutely love the guy, but to this day, I will never understand the logic behind thinking more deck slots was confusing. And then eventually they went with the simple solution that everyone had been chanting for years... add a damn scrollbar!

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      • Staff Pro

        Yeah it was one of the dumbest things ever said out of the mouths of the hearthstone team. It makes sense why marvel snap is such an easy to digest game lolol.

        I love it though it’s not quite on the levels of diablo’s don’t you guys have phones but it’s damn up there. Oh and WoW Classics “you think you do but you don’t”. It’s a whole era of blizzard blunders and I’m so here to reminisce lol

  • Pro

    DIE GOURDON!!

    (that's German for, "the Gourdon")

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    • Pro

      No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

      • Pro

        I KNEW someone would pick up the reference!

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    • But that means that Gourdon is female. Very interesting.

  • Staff Pro

    Imagine commenting just to get another swing at Gourdon. I would never.

    • Staff Pro

      Doesn't even share a meme.

    • Staff Pro

      No one would ever do something that blatantly has no purpose other than to fulfill the quota. Surely. /s

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      • Pro

        I find it really distasteful that you guys would comment about commenting just to get your daily comment in. Lame.

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    • Well, hardly ever.

  • Oh hey, a place that probably won't mind if I post a borderline spam comment just for gold.

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    • Day 2. I might just keep replying to myself until the staff tell me to knock it off.

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      • Pro

        But what will you do if someone else replies first?

      • Damn, I'm late today.

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      • I encourage this behaviour :D

        • Me too

          • Pro

            What behavior?

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            • to „keep replying to yourself until the staff tell me to knock it off.“

              • Replying to others is even more fun.

                Also, DIE BONE BROKER!!

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                • Pro

                  And reply I shall!:)

                  • Not me!

                • Pro

                  Ah, that's German for "the bone broker".

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                • This MF is dying fast.

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                  • This MF died fast. So, I hope I can get decently geared up for the next guy.

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              • Pro

                Nope, still don't get it.

                (Just keeping this going...)

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                • If two people like each other very much, they comment on each others threads, and when they really really really like each other the comments generate xp

                • Keeping it going I shall. Also, fuck I'm cutting it close.

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                • Get what?

            • You know...

      • I'll join on that

        • cake

          • another cake

    • Checking in for more gold. I want to buy all items in the site shop, but I need like 45,900 gold. I have 455 right now.

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      • Pro

        Don't forget that you need another 1 million gold to buy Molster's Soggy Patch Notes.

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        • Here's to another 5. (Have you noticed I have nothing of value to contribute?)

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          • Pro

            I was thinking about posting the full text of some famous speech here, but instead I'll just say that I was thinking about it.

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          • Still contributing nothing of value. Staff still don't seem to care. (Probably because it's confined to this thread.)

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  • Staff Pro

    It seems one can find random gear around the site, let's see how much it affects the boss damage...

  • Staff Pro

    I'd be curious to know which class did everyone pick for their character and how their workshop skills are progressing.

    My blacksmithing is already 40+ so I could make iron gear for any warriors out there if they so wish. I'm yet to fully commit to a class but didn't plan on being a warrior.

    • Pro

      I choose Archer but I've been crafting a lot of warrior gear. Not sure why, maybe just the materials I randomly gained around the site?

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      • Staff Pro

        Blacksmithing has definitely been the easiest profession to level with all the ores easily available.

        My decision of not going warrior has definitely been tested as I happened to find an epic weapon but I will resist...I think.

    • Pro

      It would be helpful to know everyone's class so we could diversify. I don't know if we would fight more effectively, but we would be able to use items better for sure.

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      • Staff Pro

        I did find out after leaving that comment that you can see class and even items of the person in question on their profile page. Unless it's a staff thing, in which case you should forget everything I just said.

        Haven't found a lot of warriors so far.

        • Pro

          I also discovered this, so yes, you can see what people's classes are (and their XP at different skills, equipment, etc). Not too practical, though, to look up everyone individually and make notes. Plus, people can change classes.

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      • Started Archer, but could craft nuthin' and had a really nice sword, so ended up Warrior.

        • Pro

          Yeah, I've thought about changing classes, but I found this sweet bow.

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    • I went mage because I figured more people would play Warriors. I'm 36 on my loom and 37 on my forge.

  • Die(t), Gourdon! No seriously, maybe Gourdon should lay off the candy a bit.

  • You found another warrior. Also, I learned that commenting on an article on a realm doesn't not count as commenting in a realm thread.

    And yeah, I can see your class and equipment and so on. And you can see how poorly equipped I am.

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    • Actually found something different in the wood gathering (Hearthbud or something)

  • mins of linen robbery here:
    https://outof.games/realms/sidequest/

  • Pro

    Caught the Yogg-Sarong fish and now I'm picturing Yogg in a sarong.

    • Ugh, that starting me thinking about that and I can't unsee it now.

  • I finally upgraded my staff....and got a common one. Thank you Yogg.

  • Pro

    Went trick or treating and got the trick that turns everything upside down, so naturally I decided to leave a comment at the bottom (or top) of the article.

    • Pro

      Naturally I feel the need to reply:D

  • Some fresh hides for the next thirty-five minutes: https://outof.games/seasons/oozefest-2026/

  • Staff Pro

    Ore for those in need of it: https://outof.games/seasons/oozefest-2026/

  • Pro

    The Bone Broker puts the mort in mortgage.

    • Nobody talks about his even creepier cousin: The Broke Boner

      • Pro

        Ew.

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  • There seems to be a lot of undead. We may need a priest.

    • Pro

      An old one and a young one?

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  • Staff Pro

    I got Flax, maybe you will too: https://outof.games/seasons/oozefest-2026/

  • Staff Pro

    Oi! I found a thing! What have you guys been up to?

  • Bit earlier today. 5 gold is 5 gold.

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  • The tax collector is about to fall.

  • Pro

    Gold, come to me

    • Claiming my gold at the last minute. Again. Also, this is really laggy.

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  • Staff Pro

    Evening! :)

  • Staff Pro

    Another day, money keeps adding up!

  • Pro

    Gold be miiine:))

  • Pro

    next half hour: fight an owlbear for thick hide: https://outof.games/seasons/oozefest-2026/

  • Staff Pro

    Stuff available for some 40 mins: https://outof.games/seasons/oozefest-2026/

  • Staff Pro

    Good start of a new week to everyone! :)

  • Staff Pro

    Free stuff: https://outof.games/sidequest/venture/

    You should also be venturing for even more stuff.

  • Die, whoever is next.

    • Pro

      Gold 2/2. Also, very much alive. Ha!

  • Staff Pro

    If anyone happens to know a somewhat reliable source for Cobalt or Titanium, I'm listening.

    • I've gotten cobalt in an encounter

  • Pro

    Be sure to rummage through the Bone Breaker's remains before Mother Spindle arrives.

  • Staff Pro

    Nice new additions today. Spider boss tomorrow, here we go!

  • Dear diary, today I've rummaged through a death brokers grave...

  • Pro

    Defeating Mother Spindle is going to be a much bigger challenge, but we can do it!

  • New boss hype!

    • Pro

      Gold 2/2

      • Pro

        I don't understand your gold comments. Are you finding gold somewhere?

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        • Pro

          Just me collecting my daily 2x5 gold. I post here for the realm one and on the Oozefest page for the non-realm one.

  • Dear Diary: I somehow feel my energy levels have shifted. While a few days ago I was just waiting for an opportunity to fish or mine, now I feel drained after just a few caught fish. At least I can fight some dust bunnies in the parking lot.

  • (edited)

    I want free gold. I'll settle for 3359 damage.

    • Staff Pro

      Gimme gimme.

  • Pro

    I don’t yet see where the fighting experience is going. Like mining or fishing levels that skill, and you get stuff for the fight, but what are you making progress towards now?

    • Staff Pro

      The xp gained from fights goes to your site level xp bar. Your site level, in turn, scales up the damage you deal with your character in all fights (boss and venture).

      Plus the loot you get will help a lot with your profession if you choose wisely.

      • Pro

        Ah, thanks for the update. I know that better mining led to more stuff and more variety but didn’t see how XP would keep the money and supplies rolling in.

        Is going for the 50% bonus bounty zone better than more attacks in the less energy intensive locations?

        • Staff Pro

          If you don't care about the sort of loot you get, I believe it is. I'm aiming for Cobalt so there is a limited number of fights that can give that to me, but occasionally I just fight those 50% bonus or lvl 40+ fights for the xp.

          • Pro

            Which fights drop cobalt?

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            • Staff Pro

              If anyone happens to gain plenty of Cobalt using this information, they are required to pay me royalties (in Cobalt, naturally).

              Basically any fight with “Construct”-type enemies has a 35% chance of dropping some Cobalt, if Bestiary is to be believed (my Cobalt-rate from those matches is probably slightly lower but close). Those include:

              • ·        Overstuffed Satchel in The Waystone

              • ·        Sockpuppet in Gossip Row

              • ·        Tome Mimic in The Scriveners’ Stacks

              • ·        Claw Machine in Neon Hollow

              • ·        Present Mimic in The Wishing Well

              • ·        Collector’s Edition Mimic in The Hall of Cartridges

              • ·        Patch Scarecrow in The Pumpkin Patch

  • So, another boss to kill.

    Friendly
    • So much health, though! So time to spam the boards for extra attacks.

      • Pro

        Don't forget to eat your daily Battle Stew for an extra swing!

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        • Staff Pro

          Will that be enough? It would seem it will be a much closer fight than they've been so far.

  • Pro

    all your gold are belong to us🤓

    • Pro

      Gold 2/2

  • Dear diary: I stil feel weird about my energy meter. Seeing a fallen tree on a random page isn't rewarding when I'm exhausted. Well, as long as my energy isn't used for other activities I guess I have to be okay about it.

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  • Fire for spider!

  • Made it. Barely.

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  • Staff Pro

    Spider soup.

  • Pro

    Gold 2/2

  • Die, whatever is next!

  • Dear Diary, I went into a maze today and found nothing but walls. Some of them were blue and there were two exits which lead to nowhere. Other than that nothing to be found.

    • Pro

      Loving your diary entries!

      Friendly
  • Staff Pro

    Happy Saturday everyone :)

    • Pro

      Happy Saturday!:))

  • Staff Pro

    Will the extra Battle Stew per day carry us to victory? What's your bet?

  • I hit 4 digits for the first time in my swings.

    aepoth cracks a leg of Mother Spindle for 1,097 crit sugar rush +75% camp +60%Mother Spindle spits silk at aepoth for 8.

    • Pro

      That's really cool!:)

      • I was quite pleased with that.

  • (edited)

    Gold +5. I was worried I wouldn't get the 2000 ectoplasm I need for the last shop item in time. After checking, I can confidently say my fears were misplaced. Just gotta keep chucking that ooze.

    Edit: Okay, the lag problem is this thread. Why the fuck are all comments on one page? I think we need to make a new thread. Maybe do that every two weeks.

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    • Pro

      Yeah this is silly long

      Anyone calculate the odds we get the spider in time?

      • Staff Pro

        I don't remember exactly when the fight started but I believe we've been behind the schedule for most of the fight. Leveling up, gearing up and getting some extra swings with battle stew will accelerate the process a bit though, hopefully enough. But on the other hand, getting those camp and militia levels up has slowed down a lot.

        The trebuchet damage, which was quite nice in the first two fights, has also felt like a lot smaller contribution now that the boss Health is 6x the previous one.

        • Pro

          Mother Spindle sure is in a weight class of her own. Trebuchet shots seem more like a hot massage to her.

      • Am I the only one experiencing this? My keystrokes are taking like a few hundred ms just to register when typing a comment.

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  • (edited)

    Dear Diary: I'm still shaking.
    Yesterday I followed the standard tactic of keeping the wall to the right of me for the whole time. This helped me find two other exits and get back to where I came from. But it made me miss... A huge creepy spider in the middle of the maze! I ran as fast as I could, desoriented and scared. Did I walk past her yesterday without knowing???

  • Pro

    I'm making a bold choice today and talking about Hearthstone here. What do people think about the new Assemble mechanic? I thought it was going to be awesome, but testing it on Tavern Brawl has been disappointing. You only get to make one edit, and often you get trash. But then sometimes something totally broken comes up. My opponent once got a Power Tiger that replicated itself at the start of every turn. I died.

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    • Pro

      There are definitely options that are way more powerful than others. It seems really cool, but I think after a couple of weeks the current pool of options will be "solved" where certain combinations are identified as the ones to take (a little like Deathstalker Rexxar's Hero Power and Vicious Scalehide) so here's hoping they commit to updating and/or changing the pool.

  • Staff Pro

    Get that spider guys!

  • Finish off the boss!

  • Pro

    It is close to done but not quite… nail biter

  • Staff Pro

    Spider almost down, gogogo!

  • dear diary: I ALSO seemed to miss all the others in the maze, shootinhg with trebuchets and hitting the spider with their weapons. Maybe it was the darkness or my ADHD, either way I should check with a doctor (especially after the fight with this beast)

  • we got this

    • Pro

      I'd love that. We'll see..

  • Staff Pro

    I would need the Venture RNG to smile upon me just enough to get a couple more Cobalts and push me over the line to that sweet sweet Titanium and the possibility to craft full Embersilk kit for my Mage.

  • Going to make short comments due to massive input lag from now on.

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  • Another (few) day(s), another baddie to kill

    • Pro

      I guess it depends how beefy these phases are and if anyone hits the next level of gear soon

  • dear diary: I went back into the maze and the spider seems to be gone. While this is a great relief, there's a new challenger approaching, without any intention of backing down. It's time for a dddduel!

    • Pro

      😱

      • Pro

        Yay!

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  • I really should invest skill points in holy bolt. Just saying.

  • Staff Pro

    That armor hits back like a truck lol!

    • Pro

      It sure does! Good thing Battle Stew heals you to full and you can eat two a day. Alternate fighting and eating.

      Friendly
  • Die, hollow suit guy

  • Pro

    Yeah before nothing could hit back and now I have to take a breather between major actions… what, I have to use basic strategy in a game now?

    • Pro

      Yeah, I was weirded out by that myself🤭

  • dear diary: the maze lies empty besides our settlement but the sounds of fighting ring through the village. The new challenger is keeping us in check. We have to fight with each piece of clothing individually, just like a toddler learning how to dress (but way bloodier). Wish us luck!

  • g'day