Across the Timeways

Across the Timeways is a Hearthstone patch released on Oct. 28, 2025. It was versioned 34.0.0 with the build number 229984. It was released during the expansion Across the Timeways

New Collectible Cards

New cards have been added to the game.

New Death Knight Cards

• Ursoc - The great bear lord was so mighty that the Nightmare could only corrupt his spirit, not his strength.
• Volcoross - Unholy, so hot right now.
• Falric - God I freaking love pears.
• Staff of the Endbringer - Finally, the loot I wanted off the boss! Too bad I'm on an alt...
• Story of Umbra - "She tried to tell people about our secret city, so we kicked her out of our secret city. That'll show her!"
• Hollow Direhorn - I'm alive! I'm dead! I'm watching tv.
• Tomb Guardians - An absolute thriller.
• Sanguine Infestation - Don't worry, they're <i>prescribed</i> leeches!
• Viper - No viping!
• Death Metal Knight - He prefers listening to bands dead rather than live.
• Infestor - Even if you survive its neural parasite, you will never live it down.
• Poison Breath - Try not to let your breath get so bad it starts gaining <b>Bonus Effects</b>.
• Deathchiller - Man, death is like the most chill state... you've got nothing to do but relax.
• Plagued Grain - Oh, don’t mind the smell. They're just aged!
• Noxious Cadaver - Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi.
• Malignant Horror - Pop goes the pustule.
• Rite of Atrocity - Turns out 2 Atrocities do make a Rite!
• Soulrest Ceremony - When you're looking for lethal, you might have to break a few eggs.
• Baneling Barrage - Banelings, banelings, banelings OHHHH!

New Demon Hunter Cards

• Artificer Xy'mox - "The anticipation to use this relic is killing me! Though, it will more likely kill you."
• Zai, the Incredible - Following this act will be her younger brother, Frank the Mediocre.
• Kryxis the Voracious - Tried intermittent fasting. It didn't stick.
• Prosecutor Mel'tranix - "Your Honor. The Defense isn't a clown, he's the whole circus."
• Relic of Dimensions - A glaive is a glaive, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a glaive!
• Wyvern's Slumber - But watch, as soon as you try to go to sleep it'll be running all around the house making a bunch of noise.
• Sigil of Cinder - It's the emblem of fire season.
• Sinful Brand - My brand!
• Priestess of Fury - Furious that she only has six warglaives. The Sightless Watcher has eight! The fel is always greener on the other side.
• Diabolus Rex - It's got a BIG HEAD... and little arms.
• Ravenous Felhunter - Loves soul food.
• Lurker - Never typed in chat. Subscribed for 40 months. The perfect viewer.
• Mutalisk - A flock of seagulls. A murder of crows. A ball of mutalisks.
• Relic of Phantasms - Xy'mox chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emerald?"
• Relic Vault - Holds Sire Denathrius' most prized possession - his teddy bear, Jeremy Bearimy.
• Tuskpiercer - It's the Barrens, everything has tusks! The Quilboar have tusks, the boars have tusks, the tusks have tusks.
• Dispose of Evidence - Just because you did it doesn't mean you have to be guilty.
• All Fel Breaks Loose - Maybe we should have made the bars closer together…
• Scorchreaver - Fel from grace about 10,000 years ago.
• Sightless Magistrate - Does "Justice is Blind" still apply with Spectral Sight?
• Horn of Feasting - Good flavor text is a rare medium well done.
• Felrattler - It only rattles when YOU'RE in danger.
• Magnifying Glaive - Vengeance!_______________________________________________________________________________________________
• Skittish Saucier - "Can I ask why this position was vacant?"
• Creep Tumor - "If you spot one of these, back away or burn it to hell. Never fight on their turf."
• Bibliomite - He did NOT want to cast a spell.
• Relic of Extinction - Faster than an asteroid, and just as effective.

New Druid Cards

• Sesselie of the Fae Court - They claim they're from the Fae Court, but that might be a Fae Kout.
• Topior the Shrubbagazzor - They got a dragon that burns 1000 gallons of anima a week.
• Convoke the Spirits - The spirits prefer to convoke when there's some hot gossip to discuss.
• Widowbloom Seedsman - Sometimes a blue thumb is better than a green one.
• Reforestation - ¿Porque no los dos?
• Seismopod - "Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely."
• Nightshade Bud - It actually thrives in partial sunlight.
• Immortal - Hi Mortal, I'm Dad.
• Dew Process - All part of dewing your dew diligence.
• Panther Mask - Every minion wants to be a cat.
• Overheat - "Did you bring water?" "I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRINGING THE WATER!"
• Incarceration - To Blizzard jail with you!
• Hedge Maze - If you keep seeing a statue of the Sire, you’re not going in circles. There’s just so many of them.
• Plot of Sin - It's a great plot, but it's riddled with holes.
• Vibrant Squirrel - Oh, they're cute now. Just wait till they unleash a Savage Roar.
• Symbiosis - It's the circle of life.
• Carrier - Yeah, my teammates always call me this.
• Flipper Friends - Despite the harsh conditions, friends can still be found under the sea.
• Death Blossom Whomper - We call her Audrey II. She was named after her mother.
• Ward of Earth - Rock solid defense.
• Longneck Egg - Baby longnecks are unfortunately not called shortnecks.
• Attorney-at-Maw - When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a <i>criminal</i> lawyer...
• Natural Causes - What if the suspect was framed? What if the murder weapon was... a plant?
• Planted Evidence - So you're telling me this wasn't Natural Causes?
• Construct Pylons - You must... y'know...

New Hunter Cards

• Huntsman Altimor - He loves all his Gargons equally. (Hecutis is his favorite and it's not close.)
• Defense Attorney Nathanos - "Your Honor, my client was simply trying a new tree trimming technique!"
• Veranus - As an empty nester, she just misses her little ones.
• Ara'lon - If I had a nickel for every time a Hunter Legendary minion in Castle Nathria summoned three different companions, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
• Verdant Dreamsaber - Hey, at least the card frame is verdant.
• Stag Charge - Stag! You’re it!
• Wild Spirits - Wait, this card just released! It should be Standard Spirits!
• Collateral Damage - 1 + 2 + 2 + 1
• Ankylodon - Babies are known as "Break-Your-Ankles-O-Don"
• Shadehound - This Shadehound wasn't just a good boy. He was the best.
• Umbraclaw - Umbraclaws of a feather hibernate together.
• Hydralisk - *tsst* *tsst* *tsst* *tsst* *tsst* *tsst*
• Spirit Bond - The name's Bond. Spirit Bond.
• Shepherd's Crook - Beloved weapon of Little Bo-Sleep.
• Spirit Poacher - Always poach from your local spirit shelter.
• Castle Kennels - Play dead! Oh…
• Terrorscale Stalker - Likes to scare his friends half to death.
• Roach - These still aren't as bad as the ones in my old apartment complex.
• Devilsaur Mask - "Let's see who's under this mask… SNOWFLIPPER PENGUIN?!?!"
• Mountain Bear - If they want your picnic basket, I recommend giving it to them.
• Tending Dragonkin - Dogs are a dragon's best friend.
• Stonebound Gargon - Really good at "stay."
• Frenzied Fangs - That's one stylish bat.
• Motion Denied - DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT 200 GOLD.
• Evolution Chamber - "Survival of Swarm dependent on evolution, iteration. Trust process, trust sequences. Swarm will not fail." - Abathur
• Wound Prey - You steal the cranberry juice, you pay the price.
• Raptor-Nest Nurse - Spectacular, give me 14 of them right now.
• Batty Guest - His favorite food is chocolate cereal.

New Mage Cards

• Kel'Thuzad, the Inevitable - Looks like Kel'Thuzad is borrowing some of Mr. Bigglesworth's nine lives.
• Archmage Antonidas - Antonidas was the Grand Magus of the Kirin Tor, and Jaina's mentor. This was a big step up from being Grand Magus of Jelly Donuts.
• Orion, Mansion Manager - The secrets of the universe are vast... and will be revealed sometime later this game.
• Q'onzu - "Where did Sarge go? Anyone seen Sarge?" - Harth
• Vengeful Visage - The mirror shows us nothing less than the deepest, darkest desire of our hearts: to go face.
• Solid Alibi - That pillow knows too much…
• Stellar Balance - Famously, Moonfire and Starfire are about equal in power.
• Spirit Gatherer - They call him the Wisp Whisperer.
• Colossus - How's the weather up there?
• Techysaurus - The field of dino prosthetics was nearly extinct before the Tortollans came around.
• Deathborne - Kel'Thuzad thinks adding a silent 'e' at the end of words makes them sound cooler.
• Life Sentence - Also sentenced to laugh and love.
• Sheep Mask - Baa, Baa, Bomb Sheep
• Scorching Winds - It's like the old saying goes: where there's smoke, there's often fire... and where there's fire, there's often more fire.
• Objection! - "Sire, this is a Sindy's."
• Babbling Bookcase - Babbling Bookcase is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at three mana you drop him on the board and that chill guy gives you two spells to use later in the game.
• Nightcloak Sanctum - For VIPs only. (Very Infused Person)
• Smoldering Grove - To be clear, the grove is not SUPPOSED to be smoldering.
• Suspicious Alchemist - Side effects may include feeling totally fine! Don't even worry about it.
• Spark of Life - Just don't spark that life too close to the World Tree.
• Contract Conjurer - This document looks illegally binding.
• Wisprider - "I surf dead people."
• Tribute Dance - This is just a tribute.
• Chatty Bartender - "So a Venthyr, an Old God, and a Tauren walk into a bar…"
• Cold Case - And that's why you keep your skeletons in your closet instead of your freezer.
• Resonance Coil - This thing can snipe minions three screens away!
• Starsurge - "The stars urge you to DIE."
• Oasis Ally - As gentle as a bellyflop.
• Frozen Touch - Is this what Bob was talking about when he said he served a drink to a Death Knight once?
• Shield Battery - Hey Artanis, can I use your charger?
• Violet Spellwing - A bird in the hand is worth three missiles in the grave.

New Paladin Cards

• Ursol - Twin of Ursoc, they were inseparable until death drove Ursoc’s spirit to corruption, while Ursol’s remained at peace.
• Anachronos - "That's it, you're all in time out!"
• The Countess - 3 Legendary Invitations, AH AH AH!
• Toreth the Unbreaking - Toreth took Bubble Hearth extra seriously.
• Stewart the Steward - How many bites does it take to get the center of an hors d'oeuvre?
• Elitist Snob - "I heard the Sire invited a Murloc! How dreadful!"
• Underlight Angling Rod - "I said I wanted the ASHbringer not FISHbringer!"
• Promotion - And with the new title of 'Golden Hand Recruit', you also get a pay raise!
• Hero's Welcome - After Umbra's defeat, Loh had finally fulfilled his lifelong dream and was ready for a peaceful retirement in Latorvia.
• Divine Toll - Never send to know for whom the bell tolls.
• Ursine Maul - Buy all the bears at the Ursine Mall!
• Order in the Court - "I have nothing BUT contempt for this court!"
• Hellion - Let's upgrade to the non-flammable tires next time.
• Service Bell - The bell tolls for us! Waiter, we need more water!
• Class Action Lawyer - "Have you or a loved one ever been injured in a Consecration?"
• Great Hall - It's fabulous! It's grand! It's, well it's really very nice.
• Ultra-Capacitor - If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...
• Searing Reflection - You never would've guessed it, but Ancients love doing the Hot Embers Challenge.
• Immortalized in Stone - They all secretly have '<b>Deathrattle:</b> Become very mortalized.'
• Renewing Flames - I AM THE PHOENIX KING!!!
• Buffet Biggun - "Look, I just want to know what kind of monster put raisins in this."
• Muckborn Servant - Party guests never tip as well as the patrons in Bob's tavern.
• Hatching Ceremony - Don't count your dinos before they ha- Ok...now you can count them.
• Salvage the Bunker - You just HAD to go with the cheap sheet metal didn't you?
• Jury Duty - The most criminal thing about paladins is that they actually <i>like</i> jury duty.
• Firegill - Can breathe air, water, or completely ablaze.
• Redscale Dragontamer - Sir Finley made this look a lot easier three expansions ago...
• Smoldering Strength - You'll get it when you're smolder.
• Sinful Sous Chef - If this dinner party goes well, she thinks she has a good shot at being on Fel's Kitchen.

New Priest Cards

• Tyrande - High Priestess of the Moon Goddess, Tyrande has journeyed into the Emerald Dream to find Malfurion. Discovering Xavius’s nightmarish influence, she is determined to thwart those seeking to corrupt it.
• The Harvester of Envy - "Ah, permission shmermission! You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back before it's missed. Everyone knows that! Right?"
• Pelagos - He's a great judge of character.
• Mothership - You talk to your mothership with that mouth!?
• Ritual of the New Moon - This ritual does nothing, but they do it anyway for the social connection.
• Boon of the Ascended - Ascension is not some external power granted to you, it is the power you find within yourself.
• Mysterious Visitor - Dave, we can tell this letter is fake - it's in your handwriting. And take off that stupid hood, you're embarrassing us.
• Behemoth Mask - "How many little fish does it take to change a light bulb?" "I don't know, they keep vanishing."
• Lightshower Elemental - The forecast calls for light showers, but you won’t need an umbrella.
• Clean the Scene - Not even the holy Light can get anima out of white silk.
• Selenic Drake - Shouldn't this have like, a thousand times more attack?
• Greater Healing Potion - Filled with electrolytes!
• Cathedral of Atonement - You'll actually find more than one tonement here.
• Twilight Influence - "M-must... read... y-young adult... vampire novels..."
• Theft Accusation - Honey, where are my paaaaaaants?
• Hallucination - "Protoss? In our base? I think you're seeing things."
• Suspicious Usher - "Oh please, let me take your jacket, luggage, and absurdly large shoulder pads."
• Atlasaurus - He's got the weight of the world on his shoulders.
• Spirit Guide - "Hey Jake." "Back again?" "Yup." "See you in 2 minutes."
• Incriminating Psychic - Good news: He knows Kazakus's secret identity! Bad news: Now he's here.
• Partner in Crime - "You know what we need? Some rope." "That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for."
• Wish of the New Moon - Because wishing upon a star was soooo last expansion.
• Weaver of the Cycle - A terror at spin class.
• Identity Theft - Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
• Clear Conscience - Do you swear to give the buff, the whole buff, and nothing but the buff, so help you Kyrestia?
• Spirit of the Kaldorei - We brought magic to this world, but destruction may take it away.
• Sentry - Need a dispenser here!
• Smoldering Ascent - We all know what happens when you fly too close to the sun. But THIS is what happens when you fly straight into it.
• Ritual of Life - Naaaaaants ingonyama bagithi baba!
• Power Word: Shield - Sure the extra protection is nice, but the shield really reduces visibility.
• The Light! It Burns! - Wait, if you're over there, then who's messing with the lights?!

New Rogue Cards

• Necrolord Draka - We originally planned on giving Rogue a Legendary minion called "The Moon", but SOMEONE jumped in the frame.
• Halkias - Everybody tough until the sinstones start walking.
• Mirrex, the Crystalline - Every hatching ceremony, Mirrex emerges from its cavern. If the light doesn't shine upon its reflective scales, it means there will be 6 more weeks of volcanic eruptions.
• Shaku, the Collector - Aya even staged an intervention once, but Shaku still insists that he is not a hoarder.
• Renferal, the Malignant - Go web go!
• Waggle Pick - Kobolds informally refer to its effect as a deathwaggle.
• Shadowcloaked Assailant - "Got any Finjas?" "Go fish."
• Ghastly Gravedigger - Some people take their secrets to the grave.
• Kidnap - Check your coat, but don't check the coat closet.
• High Templar - If this job doesn't work out, I can always fall back on being a Psionic Storm Chaser.
• Dark Templar - *stab* *stab* *stab* "Hey, where'd my SCVs go?"
• Scribbling Stenographer - A truly staggering 180 scribbles per minute!
• Sinstone Graveyard - A graveyard in the realm of the dead; a bit redundant, don't you think?
• Web of Deception - You sit on a web of LIES!
• Serrated Bone Spike - Draka, in an attempt to help, threw them a bone.
• Crystal Tusk - I stopped watching after the third film. You said this one's about aliens?
• Undercity Huckster - Psst! Wanna buy a random class card (from your opponent's class)?
• Twisted Webweaver - This spider is so evil that it catches things in its web and EATS them!
• Smoke Bomb - Wow, this blew up.
• Door of Shadows - Upon arrival, please ring the doorbell of shadows, and wipe your shoes on the doormat of shadows before entering.
• Private Eye - Eye see what you did there.
• Costume Merchant - Every fall, this tortollan rents out the abandoned shellshop.
• Tricky Satyr - Silly Satyr, tricks are for whelps!
• Double Cross - Valeera revealed herself to be a double agent. At which point Maiev felt comfortable revealing that she also was a double agent. And then Scabbs announced to everybody that - get this - he was a double agent.
• Blink - Highly mobile. Solid range. Awful at staring contests.
• Defias Ringleader - He stole the deed to town years ago, so technically the town <i>is</i> his. He just calls people Scrub to be mean.
• Sticky Situation - "Now this is what I'd call..." "...just shut up."
• Murder Accusation - Quote From Man Murdered: "What are you gonna do, murder me?"
• Perjury - By Liar be Perjured!
• Foxy Fraud - His other street con involves a druid. He can't pull it off without a plant.

New Shaman Cards

• The Stonewright - She wrights stone better than she reads it.
• Gigantotem - Totem Golem's uncle, gone too soon.
• Primordial Wave - A primordial hello to you too!
• Plucky Podling - "When I grow up I wanna be a Deathwing!"
• Typhoon - I gotta go Julia, we got satyrs.
• Torghast Custodian - Why is it a common? Well we couldn't make it a LEGendary minion!
• Siege Tank - Pretty decent as an off tank, but incredible as a main tank.
• Chillspine Stegodon - I'm freezin' my tail off over here!
• Jinyu Waterspeaker - Waterspeakers can tell the future! So the Jade Lotus employs them to speculate on the Auction House.
• Party Favor Totem - It's the gift (totem) that keeps on giving (totems)!
• Framester - "Who put these beans in my pocket?!" -Man With Beans in Pocket
• Blazing Invocation - A lot of shaman have started vaping their invocations.
• Convincing Disguise - Okay gang, let's see who's really under the mask… *gasp* Old Man Bru'kan!?
• Tortotem - If you tip it over, you're cursed with 7 years of bad luck.
• Criminal Lineup - Number 1, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"?
• Spirits of the Forest - ...or sixteen cows.
• Crud Caretaker - All it takes is a little love and a LOT of junk!
• Marshspawn - Hopes to someday promote to Marshsqueen.
• Fire Breath - "…let’s sit in the back row for this performance."
• Carving Chisel - Look at your stone. Visualize the totem within. Then gently...
• Missile Pod - Welcome to the Missile Pod, your one-stop shop for all things missile-related. Tune in each week for developments in the world of missiles.
• Lock On - Time to lock in. *ahem* I mean lock on.
• Wailing Vapor - If you have The Vapors, your Humors might be imbalanced.
• Totemic Evidence - Every totem is evidence of a tree's murder.

New Warlock Cards

• Wallow, the Wretched - Their hairdo is anything BUT wretched.
• Imp King Rafaam - Not even death can stop Rafaam from pursuing a life of crime.
• Lady Darkvein - You're so vein. I bet you think this flavor text is about you.
• The Soularium - Worst field trip ever.
• Tome Tampering - An overdue book calls for a do-over.
• Impending Catastrophe - The imps end you, and the cats... well, they astrophe.
• Asphyxiodon - Surgeon Tortollan's Warning: Avoid Asphyxiodon at all costs.
• Possessed Animancer - I don’t know what came over me. I started drawing dinosaurs and I couldn't stop!
• Sleep Paralysis - The wild SPRITE is paralyzed! It can't sleep!
• Mischievous Imp - Why is it when something happens, it is always you three?
• Suffocating Shadows - "Reading is good for you," they said.
• Habeas Corpses - Whoops, typo!
• Vile Library - What type of vial library has 0 vials in it!?
• Rotheart Dryad - Rot through the heart and Xavius is to blame!
• Consume - What are you looking at? This isn't a mukbang.
• Bat Mask - LURE'S EFFECT WORE OFF.
• Shadow Waltz - They're dancing to one of Rin's demonic symphonies. Her music might not be famous now, but just you wait!
• Demonic Assault - Right next to the demonic pepper.
• Shadowflame Stalker - The purple means it's stealthy. It's stealthy fire.
• Ultralisk Cavern - Don't let your ultralisk get stuck on a ramp.
• Shadowborn - You merely adopted the shadows; I was born in them!
• Imp-oster - There is an imposter among us.
• Dark Peddler - I'm offering you a bargain here! This amazing vacuum cleaner for your soul!
• Rotten Apple - The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the corrupted world tree.
• Arson Accusation - We didn't start the fire!
• Spine Crawler - Give him one second, he's rooting! ... Ok give him one more second he's almost done!
• Vulgar Homunculus - Fortunately he has an even number of fingers.
• Flustered Librarian - A fairly sIMPle card.
• Fiendish Servant - Putting the "r" in fiend.

New Warrior Cards

• Tortolla - Tortolla survived the Burning Legion’s invasion unscathed, but the Nightmare’s corruption really got under his shell.
• The Great Dracorex - You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.
• Remornia, Living Blade - Was it the lead pipe... the candlestick... or the unhinged, sentient, bloodthirsty sword?
• Ysondre - Because sondre!
• Decimator Olgra - FOUND HER!
• Bulwark of Azzinoth - This plate turned shield you shall wield, praying its powers fel will serve you well.
• Burden of Pride - A group of burdens is called a pride.
• Riot! - No, Blizzard!
• Thor - "I need your clothes, your boots and your chitinous exoskeleton."
• Yamato Cannon - Ya-may-to, Ya-mah-to
• Weapons Expert - "Yes, Your Honor, this appears to be some sort of blade."
• Suspicious Pirate - EVERY party should be a costume party.
• Succumb to Madness - u mad bro?
• Barricade Basher - She's aggressively affectionate.
• Conqueror's Banner - Olgra, I love your new tapestry! Where did you get it?
• Siphoning Growth - No thanks. This one's all yours, bud.
• Guard Duty - "My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty."
• Imbued Axe - Technically it's a Yet-to-be-Imbued Axe.
• Ravaging Ghoul - But goes by "Ravishing Ghoul" when he hits the club.
• Hookfist-3000 - But wait! There's more!
• Shadowflame Suffusion - One Fire and Shadow swirl, please!
• Crazed Wretch - Enrage is all the rage.
• Anima Extractor - After we are done you're welcome to help yourself to cookies and apple juice. Thank you for your donation!
• I Know a Guy - Well… a guy who knows a guy.
• Call to the Stand - Don't worry, there is a chair for you to sit in. It's very misleading.
• Concussive Shells - Zerg patients rated these a solid 7 on the pain chart.

New Neutral Cards

• Deathwing the Destroyer - "He’s Deathwing? That one's Deathwing? You're Deathwing!? I'm DEATHWING! ARE THERE ANY OTHER DEATHWINGS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?"
• The Jailer - At one point, The Jailer served as Arbiter over the souls of the Shadowlands. He was the epitome of an unbiased, righteous judge of character. WAS.
• Sire Denathrius - History has a way of altering villains so that we can no longer see ourselves in them. Unfortunately for the Venthyr, they all look like Sire Denathrius.
• Malygos the Spellweaver - After many years, Malygos has decided mortals can use magic. ALL THE MAGIC!
• Avatar of Hearthstone - Now introducing -- Hearthstone Portable!
• Ysera, Emerald Aspect - She was previously Yuhsera, with a ‘yuh’.
• Onyxia the Broodmother - Throw more dots, throw more dots, more dots, more dots!
• Octosari - Eight arms of sand-flinging, foe-wringing, card-slinging fury!
• Shaladrassil - Wow, that Nightmare-B-Gone spray really works! Too bad we didn't have enough for the whole tree.
• Kael'thas Sinstrider - You heard about Kael'thas? That's messed up, right?
• Grunty - <Mrrglglg, it's about time.>
• Chillmaw - Chillmaw keeps trying to ruin the Grand Tournament, and she would've done it too, if it weren't for those dang kids!
• Sneed's Old Shredder - When Sneed was defeated in the Deadmines, his shredder was sold at auction to an anonymous buyer. (Probably Hogger.)
• Beast Speaker Taka - Each year, Beast Speaker Taka kicks off the Day of Rebirth festivities, heralding the start of the dinosaur hatching season. It is a time to mourn those we have lost, and to celebrate the joy of new life in the Crater.
• Sylvanas, the Accused - Turns into 'Sylvanas, the Infused'.
• Theotar, the Mad Duke - "I'm afraid you've gone mad! You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best souls are."
• Cornelius Roame - Raised two perfectly normal daughters. Then one died and brought doom to Stormwind.
• Bob the Bartender - A good bartender always knows how to stir up the conversation.
• The Curator - The Curator guards Azeroth’s deadliest creatures, but it’s secretly terrified of squirrels.
• Finja, the Flying Star - The last true master of Finjitsu.
• Loatheb - Loatheb used to be a simple Bog Beast. This is why we need stricter regulations on mining and agriculture.
• Tindral Sageswift - He'll have you burning red.
• Murloc Holmes - When you have eliminated the imfroggable, whatever remains, however uncroakable, must be the truth.
• Prince Renathal - A lot of kids go through a rebellious phase, but Prince Renathal's was a bit extreme.
• The Egg of Khelos - Thousands upon thousands of years Khelos has been waiting to hatch. Hopefully you won't have to wait that long.
• Lorewalker Cho - Lorewalker Cho archives and shares tales from the land of Pandaria, but his favorite story is the one where Joey and Phoebe go on a road trip.
• Insatiable Devourer - You're not you when you're anima-starved.
• Party Crasher - "Do you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere?" "… no, not really."
• Sinfueled Golem - That poor golem is going to be stuck as a guard forever. He can never get a head!
• Zaqali Flamemancer - What's the difference between a pyromancer and a flamemancer? One knows their Greek roots, the other BURNS THEM DOWN!
• Crater Experiment - Finally, a dinosaur designed by committee.
• Champions of Azeroth - Weeee are the champions of the Wooorld… of Warcraft!
• Treacherous Tormentor - He's so mean, he leaves you on red.
• Resplendent Dreamweaver - Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want so much you could do anything?
• Sharp-Eyed Lookout - "It's a bird! It's a bird! It's a bird!"
• Ashen Elemental - "The castle was nice but the fireplaces were too small - 2/5 stars"
• Tight-Lipped Witness - People keep asking for her award-winning vegetarian chili recipe, but she just can't spill the beans.
• Raptor Herald - That meteor is getting WAY too close!
• Blowtorch Saboteur - Before he came along, we went through a lot of duct tape.
• Storm the Gates - Have fun storming the Lost City!
• Slumbering Sprite - Careful, sometimes he punches and screams when he wakes up.
• Runaway Blackwing - It has been 5 minutes since our last Azeroth Racing League violation.
• Scavenging Flytrap - Feed me, Seymour!
• Steamcleaner - Business is slow since the anima shortage began. Things just don't get stained like they used to!
• Sporegnasher - The overbite of a century.
• Famished Fool - He's not hungry for food, he's starving for attention!
• Dispossessed Soul - I'm afraid it came as a great shock to her when she died.
• Afterlife Attendant - AH! Wrist cramp!
• Petal Picker - She loves me... she loves me not...
• Invitation Courier - Sending mail via steward is soooo old school.
• Crooked Cook - There are many things not called poison which can kill a man. But in this case, it is poison.
• Holy Eggbearer - If this goes poorly, there's always a job as the Holy Breakfast Chef!
• Sunfury Protector - She carries a shield, but only so she can give it to someone she can stand behind.
• Stoneborn General - Leads with an iron fist and a stony demeanor.
• Scorching Observer - We get it, you're mad that you only have one eye. But that's no excuse to burn down the entire Emerald Dream.
• Mo'arg Forgefiend - Enraged not by fel energies, but by an itchy nose he cannot scratch.
• Red Herring - He's got gill-ty written all over him!
• Bog Beast - I'm sure at least one of those bones is from an actual beast.
• Masked Reveler - "It's party time! P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!"
• Tormented Dreadwing - People say you can't see clearly through corruption, but you have more eyes than ever!
• Menagerie Jug - It's art imitating Battlegrounds imitating life.
• Sinrunner - Blanchy was said to be an affectionate and well-behaved horse in life. How she ended up in Revendreth? We're too afraid to ask.
• Stoneborn Accuser - "I SAW THEM VENT, I SWEAR!"
• Muck Plumber - If you drink muck, you go to the Maw before you die.
• Soul Seeker - The Soul Seeker's job is to look for a snitch.
• Murlocula - The best part of Murlocula is when he said "IT'S MRRGLIN' TIME" and totally mrrgled those guys.
• Fire Plume Phoenix - This is what happens when you use a volcano as a bird bath.
• Scuttlebutt Ghoul - No 'if's, 'and's, or 'scuttlebutt's'!
• Creepy Painting - I do not like this painting, Harth. Its smug aura mocks me.
• Herbivore Assistant - "Your afternoon is completely booked. I'm going to have to reschedule your leaf chomping to make space for your mandatory meandering."
• Dinner Performer - BANG!
• Menagerie Mug - He's a chip off the old jug.
• Forensic Duster - He had plenty of experience with dusting things from his time as a butler, so when a murder was committed he saw a real job opportunity!
• Roosting Gargoyle - Jalapeñas!
• Twisted Treant - You twist me right round baby right round like a treant baby right round round round
• Priest of the Deceased - "Funnel cakes? I haven't had those in years…"
• Tranquil Treant - "Cut down my trunk and make a Mana Crystal," said the tree. "Then you can ramp away... and be happy."
• Netherspite Historian - She can tell you all about the history of people not STANDING IN THE GREEN BEAM!
• Maze Guide - "And if you look to your left, you'll see an even larger statue of Sire Denathrius!"
• Volatile Skeleton - These ice sculpures look so realistic!
• Prize Vendor - He's just making sure they're real. Authentic tickets taste like strawberry.
• Anonymous Informant - It turns out she wasn't so great at keeping secrets after all.
• Sketchy Stranger - More of a 'Painted Stranger' if you ask me.
• Dredger Staff - The dredger staff held the dredger knife and said, "Dredger bow before the Sire!"
• Sinstone Totem - This one's heavier than the wooden totems. Mostly from the weight of your sins.
• Wisp - If you hit an Eredar Lord with enough Wisps, it will explode. But why?