New Neutral Minion - Parachute Brigand

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  • Arthas's Avatar
    Robot Black Lotus 1265 5754 Posts Joined 03/10/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    A new Common Neutral Minion, Parachute Brigand, has been revealed!

    Parachute Brigand Card Image

    Discuss this card below or head on over to the card page to give it a rating!


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  • YourPrivateNightmare's Avatar
    Skeleton 2010 4741 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    It's.....Patches....but you want to draw him.

    They'Re really doubling down on the memes this expansion, aren't they?

    This would have been fantastic if Even Rogue was still around...and it is still a pretty strong card in any class that uses low cost Pirates. Maybe we'll see a return of Raiding Party

    In any case it's Cannon Barrage support and that makes me  N U T

    I tried having fun once.

    It was awful.

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  • Watermelon86's Avatar
    Magma Rager 475 207 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    This is absolutely disgusting.  The possibility for wild Pirate Warrior to have the god tier opening hand of playing N'Zoth's First Mate on turn 1 and summoning 2 of these and Patches the Pirate.

    6/6 worth of stats in pirates and a 1/3 weapon on turn one. SMH.

    Oh yeah, these Forum Signatures are a thing.

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  • Mercynary9's Avatar
    355 239 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    That's one crazy aggro card.

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  • ArcanisDF's Avatar
    660 214 Posts Joined 08/01/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    anyone remember that frozen fellow and what he did in the meta?

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  • vprr's Avatar
    Face Collector 560 209 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Similar to Patches the Pirate but obviously not as good as it summons from your hand.

    This is some pretty crazy tempo for pirate decks, some very nice early game aggro cards is what we have been missing for some time now. Works very nice with Skybarge.

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  • Comadiroma's Avatar
    120 63 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    The high rolls with this will be real... potential 1 mana 5/5's incoming.

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  • Valord's Avatar
    465 281 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    0 mana 2/2? yeah thats meta breaking for sure.

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  • Koetti's Avatar
    1095 863 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Imagine Wild Pirate-Warrior :

    N'Zoth's First Mate into Patches the Pirate into this into Coin Southsea Deckhand

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  • padoru's Avatar
    Explorer of Outland 180 154 Posts Joined 12/02/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    wild: 1 mana 2/1, 2 2/2s from hand, patches from deck. pretty op

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  • Emptyness's Avatar
    Supporter 520 525 Posts Joined 03/16/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Pirate decks - they get cards in almost every expansion and from time to time they get enough to make a t1 deck. But I doubt it will be this time with so many dragons and board clears. Crazy aggo card, but with severe condition, compared to Patches.

    “If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” ― George Bernard Shaw

    EU Legend: S52 (ZooHeal Lock); S76 (Highlander Hunter);

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  • TheOdinson's Avatar
    515 153 Posts Joined 06/04/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    This is a strong aggro card, but its also dangerous. You can easily dump your whole hand and push for a fast lethal but it also means you already dumped your whole hand. It makes AoE better against you, because they know you're already used your resources and this isn't a super strong value cards, its just got great tempo. that said, in wild, turbo aggro is the only aggro.

    To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.

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  • Meteorite12's Avatar
    670 696 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Could be scary turn 1, beyond that though it’ll risk overextending a lot of the time. Encourages you to use that one weapon though to draw them early on

    Who needs consistency when you could have fun?

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  • sicknantos's Avatar
    Rexxar 470 231 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Turn 1 nightmare scenario is facing a 1-drop and these come with it.

    Rage quitting: the best way to ensure your opponent knows they beat a giant baby.

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  • Sol's Avatar
    375 111 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Patches, is that you? 

     

    Curious to see how Pirate Warrior would work in this meta. The pirate cards in Standard aren't exactly broken or anything, unlike during the broken Pirate Warrior era years back

    Well it's over

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  • YourPrivateNightmare's Avatar
    Skeleton 2010 4741 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    don'T overhype this, a 2/2 really isn't that big of a deal, even when it comes down early

    Reminds me of Heal-Zoolock, which was pretty crazy with the Happy Ghoul shenanigans, but it wasn't nearly as broken as people made it out to be.

    I mean if someone (by someone I mean Rogue or Warrior) really gets the super start with this, the basically just played 3 cards at once, leaving them 1 or 2 in hand, meaning that if you are even somewhat able to deal with this and not have them snowball into a Southsea Captain they're out of ressources and haven't really accomplished much.

    I tried having fun once.

    It was awful.

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  • mayhern's Avatar
    Wizard 355 294 Posts Joined 07/26/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Patches from the hand with a better body! Must have in pirate decks!

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  • ExtraDeathX's Avatar
    Eldritch Horror 295 35 Posts Joined 07/29/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    This in wild, you could theoretically get 6/6 worth of stats on turn one. I fear that if pirate warrior can be a thing in standard, then it will be nuts in wild. 

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  • b4timert's Avatar
    165 151 Posts Joined 11/05/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    if seen this card been played a few times and i already hate it

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  • frosthearth's Avatar
    655 585 Posts Joined 03/18/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    2/2 patches that you can run 2 off. Ancharrr looks really really good now. Also might Raiding Party a thing again.

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  • SLima's Avatar
    The Undying 560 415 Posts Joined 08/17/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    It's an auto include for any pirate deck and could get some highrolls here and there but it doesn't seem that strong. This doesn't have Charge to pressure them immediatelly and you are emptying your hand pretty fast. If they find a way to clear this and whatever else you played, you will be starved of resources and they will have plenty of time to establish a board, draw their board clears and so on. I can see this both winning the game pretty fast and losing just as fast.

    "True mastery takes dedication."

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  • troY's Avatar
    Funnel Cakes 250 271 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    The Patches from hand xd Strong Tempo play obviously. Will Pirate decks be viable in Standard? Idk, but Warrior and maybe Rogue might give it a shot..

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  • Almaniarra's Avatar
    HearthStationeer 1000 1509 Posts Joined 03/21/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    I hate pirates,

    That's just what I want to say about this card.

    Unpopular Opinion Incarnate

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  • theo333's Avatar
    Outlandish Rager 975 889 Posts Joined 03/29/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    (Pirate)

    "I'm in Charge!"

    PLUS 2 copies of this.

    1-mana 6/6 turn. Bravo.

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  • Narfi's Avatar
    175 148 Posts Joined 03/23/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Yo ho! Let’s goooooo! 

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  • p's Avatar
    E.V.I.L. Dragon 615 127 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    if you have dream opening Sky Raider 2x Parachute Brigand  and Ancharrr on turn 1 its pretty devastating 

    or bit late pretty amazing combo with Skybarge

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  • DarkFrostX's Avatar
    Old God Fanatic 830 1229 Posts Joined 07/26/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Not as good as Patches the Pirate but pirates were always about tempo and fast aggro, so this fits nicely.

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  • StormKnightSera's Avatar
    Senior Writer Serra Angel 1720 2915 Posts Joined 02/09/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Looks good, but not OP. You risk overextending by dropping all of your Pirates right into an AoE. At least Ancharrr isn't pathetically out-of-place anymore.

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  • jagu's Avatar
    405 186 Posts Joined 03/19/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    It's not Patches. Useless on later turns and you wont have anything to play on early turns unless you have a lot of draw cards.

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  • meisterz39's Avatar
    925 1200 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Frequently a free 2/2, super powerful on turn 1. Totally insane pirate card.

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  • liontail's Avatar
    Draconically Dedicated 210 277 Posts Joined 09/04/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    patches 2.0..pirate war says thanks! this is an insane card for pirate war! free minions

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  • DoubleSummon's Avatar
    Ancestral Recall 1585 2271 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    More comparable to Happy Ghoul than patches, but MUCH MUCH easier to play cause playing a pirate is much easier than healing your face..

    Might even find it's way to other decks jsut by how powerful it is to cheat stats warlock zoo might run pirates just for this card.

     

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  • Yusuke's Avatar
    295 187 Posts Joined 06/02/2019
    Posted 5 years ago
    Quote From YourPrivateNightmare

    It's.....Patches....but you want to draw him.

    They'Re really doubling down on the memes this expansion, aren't they?

    This would have been fantastic if Even Rogue was still around...and it is still a pretty strong card in any class that uses low cost Pirates. Maybe we'll see a return of Raiding Party

    In any case it's Cannon Barrage support and that makes me  N U T

    Yaharr!! Let's rock the tavern again. :D
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  • DelkoHS's Avatar
    Child of Galakrond 485 481 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    People are getting hyped, but this is definitely weaker than Patches the Pirate. But in tandem with cards like Ancharrr and the Pirate synergy cards like Skybarge, I think Pirate Warrior might actually be a deck. It will probably not run Galakrond, and leave that strategy for Midrange/ Tempo Warrior. But face is the place for Pirates, which I think is healthy for the metagame.

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  • Elfensilver's Avatar
    595 663 Posts Joined 03/14/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Every other meta maybe, but this time, it's probably 90% DoD cards in every deck, which will result in a whole new powerlevel.

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  • KANSAS's Avatar
    Old God Fanatic 1745 2912 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    In a pirate deck, this is basically a 0 mana 2/2 pirate. That is good. This will see play as long as pirates are good. This will also be an amazing tempo play in the early game.

    This will be a staple in all pirate decks forever.

    Carrion, my wayward grub.

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  • ArngrimUndying's Avatar
    Draconically Dedicated 520 626 Posts Joined 06/11/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Like we saw from the stream, this has the potential to be nasty, but is I think very high-roll dependent. I'm sure Pirate Warrior/Rogue will give her a whirl, just not sure how truly good it'll be.

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  • Freforos's Avatar
    Draconically Dedicated 330 320 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    I already hate all my skilled opponents that will draw both of them in their starting hand togheter with a 1 mana cost pirate. I think this card is super strong 5/5. 

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  • Guenh's Avatar
    Devoted Academic 725 633 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    A different type of Patches the Pirate. This card is strong in all agro/aggressive pirate deck, but right now the only one that want this card is Pirate Warior in wild

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  • RavenSunHS's Avatar
    Refreshment Vendor 880 1487 Posts Joined 03/27/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Solid card, but it doesn't make Pirate Warrior any better in Wild.

    Not while Arcane Flakmage exists.

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  • Mahobear8's Avatar
    355 284 Posts Joined 03/22/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    0 mana 2/2 is a good card, especially with a pirate tag

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  • JFK's Avatar
    Curious Pair 1070 621 Posts Joined 07/31/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Very good Pirate in general, can't see it being (too) broken. I doubt Standard Pirate Warrior will be high tier, and the Wild one fell apart anyway.

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  • Joda's Avatar
    HearthStationeer 1020 150 Posts Joined 04/01/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    PATCHEEEEES!!! And pirates for warrior. Where is my renolock??? Can be a good tempo play but not in a degenerate way how patches was.

    Never netdeck, craft Whizbang instead!

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  • PipoHs's Avatar
    Vampire 220 142 Posts Joined 11/22/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    strong enough to make pirate decks viable

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  • RMK117's Avatar
    180 145 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    patches but more stable and not that broken and maybe less interesting since no charge/rush mechanic. hmmm, 3/5?

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  • Farfelee's Avatar
    Draconically Dedicated 400 151 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    A Patches the Pirate that you actually want to draw. This card will make pirate decks early game really annoying with the possiblity of 5/5 or more in stats on turn 1 just like with Happy Ghoul in Warlock (with the coin). Also this time we don't have Golakka Crawler to save us. Pirates are comming for our dragon booty!

    More dragons? Yes please!

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  • Hedwyn's Avatar
    Draconically Dedicated 325 161 Posts Joined 07/05/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    It's a huge tempo card in turn 1, Im a bit scared about where this is going,

    I'm sorry for my bad english :)

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  • MenacingBagel's Avatar
    Zombie Chow 815 723 Posts Joined 09/24/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    2 in hand on turn 1 play the warrior pirate that adds more to your hand and get another they resolve in some weird manner and you have 4 minions on board. Combining this with the cannon is going to happen for sure also a bit better than current patches since he doesn't have charge

    Self proclaimed good at battlegrounds

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  • IlBelTia's Avatar
    Wizard 440 333 Posts Joined 06/01/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    This gives me chills... Seems like the Patches case has not been clear enough for Blizzard...

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  • Ethardoth's Avatar
    Harpy Lieutenant 435 389 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Good when dropped early, but you really need to have reliable draw engine, which is a hard task considering where you want to put this card. I guess it will find it's place in Wild.

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  • 8Nikano's Avatar
    155 144 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Hmmm worst Patches... It's okay, should be played in hudge tempo pirate decks

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  • Haffax733's Avatar
    Devoted Outlander 1035 297 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    This is an excelent card for Pirate Warrior. Maybe, this card will also find a place in the wild version of the deck. And this card is way more balanced than pre-nerf Patches the Pirate.

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  • Horus's Avatar
    Detective Pikachu 2575 3348 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Patches is back, and this time around - after a long recovery from her surgery - she wants to be in your starting hand.

    Struggle with Heroic Galakrond's Awakening? I got your back : 

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  • Svintusevich's Avatar
    Draconically Dedicated 185 153 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    A decent card for a pirate warrior if he will exist this expansion! And this is another great addition to a Wild pirate warrior decks.

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  • magikman's Avatar
    285 152 Posts Joined 06/17/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    It’s good. Really, really good. Comes out as a free 2/2, it’s a Pirate with all the synergies that involves, and as it gets summoned it will trigger Skybarge and Ship’s Cannon.

    Jaina is best waifu. Always.

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  • Doublebuttered's Avatar
    145 140 Posts Joined 12/05/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    This card makes pirate warrior tier 1 probably. Not as crazy as patches but you can run 2 of them and drawing it is actually good unlike patches.

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  • allthehype's Avatar
    Crossroads Historian 630 739 Posts Joined 07/26/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Sneaky cheating pirate! Good card, more balanced than Patches. Pirate decks might be valid again.

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  • johnyDI's Avatar
    Island 210 172 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    When patches came out I gave it 5 starts. I was right, a strong board presence and a tutor effect turn 1 are insane.

    This does not have a tutor effect. but there a 2 of them. and are 2/2.

    If you can pull  off at least one of these in 1/4 games turn one, they are already raising your win rate enough to be considered meta defining.

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  • Togwaggle's Avatar
    210 91 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Oh man if you can get six of these in your hand with Rogue and have cannon barrage ready it's gonna be explosive

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  • kaiserkarl's Avatar
    Plains 300 133 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    I guess this will be a staple in any standard pirate deck. In wild, I don't know, he existing list are pretty tight already. I'm not a big fan of pirate warrior : it was one of the most infuriating decks ever.

    Elders Scrolls : Legends / Runeterra

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  • CuakOn's Avatar
    1070 296 Posts Joined 11/21/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Aggro Pirate Warrior for the SmorC! Free cards are always welcome.

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  • leitong's Avatar
    220 147 Posts Joined 03/25/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Certainly not Patches, but solid in pirate decks.

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  • ssaabbuu's Avatar
    225 210 Posts Joined 08/01/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Crazy card for pirate warrior in wild. Might the new warrior pirate become the Sn1p-Sn4p warlock? We will see...

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  • Torgal's Avatar
    Draconically Dedicated 1000 293 Posts Joined 06/01/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Great, new way to vomit pirates on board. Pirate warrior looking really scary right now.

    Fun and interactive game.

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  • spy2395's Avatar
    800 174 Posts Joined 08/22/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    worse than patches. empties the hand but it shouldn't be a problem with the new legendary weapon

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  • Juan73908's Avatar
    Magma Rager 290 157 Posts Joined 11/28/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    I think this card will deserve some stats nerf. Don't know why it is so strong. On the other hand I believe I saw that you cannot summon both for free with just one minion (may be wrong) so that is that :/

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  • TheWanderer's Avatar
    Funnel Cakes 200 157 Posts Joined 09/09/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Wow, and to think we used to like Patches. Of course, the hand restriction is limiting.

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  • Dongusman's Avatar
    145 84 Posts Joined 07/26/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Incredibly strong card and you will almost always mulligan for it so you can have a broken turn 1.

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