Patches the Pirate

Patches the Pirate Card Image
Patches the Pirate Signature Card Image

Card Stats


Card Text

After you play a Pirate, summon this minion from your deck.


Flavor Text

What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"


Patches the Pirate Sounds

Play VO_CFM_637_Male_Beholder_Attack_01

Play Pirate_Play_Stinger_2

Play FloatingWatcher_Play_Underlay

Attack VO_CFM_637_Male_Beholder_Attack_02

Attack FloatingWatcher_Attack_Underlay

Death VO_CFM_637_Male_Beholder_Death_01

Death FloatingWatcher_Death_Underlay


Related Cards

Pirate Costume

Patches the Pirate Guides


Game Accessories

Mercenaries Mercenaries Mercenaries Outlaws Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates

Card Balance and Changes

Patch Change
Patches Nerf

No longer has Charge.

Comments

  • Alfi's Avatar
    Devoted Academic 1790 1375 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 3 years, 8 months ago

    Most broken card. Ever.

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  • L1feStyle's Avatar
    Nightfall 470 14 Posts Joined 07/27/2019
    Posted 4 years, 1 month ago

    Still good after the nerf

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  • EpicPickle's Avatar
    Sparklepony 810 301 Posts Joined 06/02/2020
    Posted 4 years, 6 months ago

    I (almost) regret disenchanting this guy when he was nerfed. I think I will regret it if he ever gets a reversion.

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  • HyperOrange's Avatar
    860 65 Posts Joined 05/30/2019
    Posted 4 years, 7 months ago

    I'm in [Redacted] now!

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    • Riffraff's Avatar
      760 370 Posts Joined 04/30/2020
      Posted 4 years, 6 months ago

      Hilarious! I wonder if they'll ever un-nerf Patches? I hope so.

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  • Hydralisk's Avatar
    Mountain 540 356 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    Un-nerf please. Not even close to broken compared to other things happening in wild.

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  • Xarkkal's Avatar
    Servant of Illidan 910 1321 Posts Joined 03/29/2019
    Posted 4 years, 9 months ago

    Who's in charge now bitch!

    Still a good card in some decks though, that's just how powerful a free body on the board is. 

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  • h0lysatan's Avatar
    Zombie 1065 790 Posts Joined 12/03/2019
    Posted 4 years, 10 months ago

    I guess I've been charging "out" a lot. I need some patches.

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  • neonangel's Avatar
    465 278 Posts Joined 10/23/2018
    Posted 4 years, 10 months ago

    He's...not in charge.

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  • LordNelson's Avatar
    385 38 Posts Joined 06/22/2019
    Posted 4 years, 11 months ago

    I never knew him when he was in charge... Sad.

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  • Thomback's Avatar
    185 61 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Who's in charge now?

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  • og0's Avatar
    Red Riding Hood 1570 1062 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 5 years ago

    Yarr :P

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  • Shosupply's Avatar
    Soulgorger 740 220 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Poor Patches no longer in charge.....

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