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Rising Winds screws up [card]Witching Hour[/card]. It's no good.

I mean it's a popular from a [card]Baku the Mooneater[/card] deck. Maybe not anymore (I don't play Wild), but it was back in 2018.

Obligatory 'one day later' hint.

The uneven hands aren't just an odd card, but a card from an odd deck.

It's not Dragonqueen either.

It's not Shudderwock.

No one knows what I will do

Aggressive, defensive, bringing friends

But my balance is most askew

Wielded by uneven hands

[card]Mischief Maker[/card]?

I'm not sure how well that fits, but it's the closest thing I see.

Dark Iron Dwarf is correct.

It's a popular Arena common.

It has the same effect as Abusive Sergeant but has never been used in Constructed.

It costs the same as Chillwind Yeti but the stats are just …

No to either of those, but DestroyerR is the closest so far.

Still nothing?

Is it an issue with the riddle or just a lack of interest?

Given that it's been almost a day, I can give a hint.

"Weapon" doesn't necessarily mean actual weapon cards. That said, I wasn't being misleading - that line is still a hint.

To be clearer, "ready" isn't a very important word. It was more just a great rhyme for yeti.

No.

My 24 health [card]Winged Guardian[/card] got sniped by a Discovered [card]Rotnest Drake[/card].

...I'm not happy right now.

Sorry, I was sick and in bed all day yesterday. This should be fairly easy.

In a draft I'm commonly used.

My effect is abusive but never abused.

I might not beat over a yeti,

But …

[card]Refreshment Vendor[/card], I suppose.

I think it'd be kinda bull if it's not that but I was otherwise right (assuming I am right), since I solved the riddle but I'd be giving the answer to the next person who …

Funnel cakes.

[card]Darkshire Alchemist[/card] was the first card to use the joke in its flavour text, while [card]Undercity Huckster[/card] was the first to use the joke in its quotes. The joke comes from [card]Refreshment Vendor[/card], who most certainly does …

You can always choose to not cheese them. You can build sub-optimal or straight-up meme decks and challenge yourself that way.

I mean, how do you design a boss that's fun but can't be cheesed out by the 3000+ …

[card]Felsoul Inquisitor[/card]?

Everyone expects an inquisition reference. Calling out how there's about four-hundred thousand Monty Python jokes in flavour texts.

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Anyway, I'm not complaining. I like the surprise element this time. Last time they have done something similar was the league of explorers expansion, if I remembered right. 

LoE was the exact …