Hey look you started playing trash 1 drops too

Almost like there's no reason to play anything else

Holly smokes think I'm on to something here with this lack of balance thing

I'm a genus?!

Or is everyone else just too stupid to see that turning the entire game into 1 drop spam thanks to siren song literally the worse thing to ever happen to the game?

Oh no did you instantly lose to the trash 1 drops in the trash 1 drop deck

Despite seeing my list and knowing exactly what I was doing?

Imagine if you didn't know what I was doing and wasn't trying to counter me?

Would you lose twice as fast?

Faster than you already lost?

By losing?

To the deck you were always gonna lose to 60% of the time?

Cuz balance?

I rest my case judge

Oh no the opponent instantly lost to the trash 1 drops in the trash1 drop deck

Because I played the trash 1 drops

And then get this?!

I played siren song

And then I bursted a 1 drop and drew two cards just for fun

Cuz balance!!!!!!!!

The fact my 2 mana murai warden represented like 7/6 stats with a keyword you know that just makes good sense

Like why not right

Let's just play stuff that can literally never be answered on curve and go six wide with 20/20 stats on attack by turn 5

Seems fair

You guys have like quietus right?

1 quietus and I have 15 1 drops?

Thats fair right?

This is what swim did, show people the unbalanced and maybe they will finally get it?

Oh no the opponent insta conceded cuz I was running trash 1 drops in the trash 1 drop deck?

Almost like they know siren song is busted

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Oh noooo the trash 1 drop deck works by being trash

Watch out watch out eternal

Siren song coming to get ya

But I acknowledge I like spells in my decks, most people just say turbo turbo good

I so like to pump the breaks a little and create un losable scenarios

This deck does this well

Doggo board vommit elites are pretty bad right now, and honestly that's kind of a good thing

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I highly recommend burst heavy midrange elites

The new scrutinizing Sargent is kind of a straight up upgrade over 4 mana challenger birds

In terms of doing what elites want to do which is play beef two bodies at a time

Good deck, should probably get a meta listing in 3 months

I really love my masters medals tho

Cuz it basically says that there's every other memer who net decks to climb

And then there's me

Yeah I literally hit masters with elites

I dont care that they got nerfed I could climb with them again if I wanted

Rofl I even beat Jinx aggro with my frostbite meme deck

That should literally never happen

But horrible misplays aside the standard meta and possible even the eternal meta

Will forever be a mess with Siren song as is

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Hey look it's nothing but 1 drops, with 1 drop buffers and a burn finish

How amazing!

What a cool deck!

Thats soooo good

1 drop spam into decimate

Wow!!!

Its the best deck in Eternal now!!!

God siren song is sooooo fucking stupid

Plz kill the card Riot you don't want this being the face of eternal while siren song is also the face of standard

Took me literally 5 seconds to build this and because every 1 drop has 2 hp it'd literally ping immune and demands 2 mana per my 1 mana

You combine that with siren song and now it's even harder to remove your one drops

And then you play boat

And easy clap game over

And yes we run Samara and Annie and all the good stuff

I'm not proud of this deck it took 5 seconds to build and took one ounce of brain power

And you know what's worse

I bet it wins 55% plus

Gross plz nerf siren song

Its only broken siren song that can say fuck synergies, fuck wincons, fuck good decks, fuck good sense, fuck our own game

And yes win 59% of games with one drops

In spite of every other deck in the game

Thats not working as intended

Thats not working at all

Deep is a deck

It says I meet x condition I win game

Siren song is not a deck

It says I meet no condition I win game

Saying play 1 drops which again are already good in standard isn't a condition it's an incentive for a thing you already want to be doing anyway

Hence not a deck and not a type of development style we want to be encouraging

Yeah you see you tried to board spam trash with portals without bothering with your Champs

And you lost

Because you weren't doing the broken thing

Thats as it should be

Sorry working as intended

You lose to me 100%

One last comment, people complaining that Riots problem has been champ design are fucking blind

The Champs they make are amazing and with a few tweaks and some time they will be competitive

What isn't amazing is the competitive trash decks that forgoe Champs entirely for overtuned development mistakes

Thats not amazing

So let's see a tweet or something Riot cuz the longer you let this go the worse it gets

Literally Riot when they play tested siren song ^

and every pro player saying they like a standard format where 1 drops make every other thing in the game obselete

yep everything's fine!

this is fun

can't wait to see which targon siren song deck is best

wait a minute it's the one without fucking Evelyn you know the reason this card should exist?!

I don't really know how much more I can say

^look at that deck it's nothing but 1 drops

it's the 1 drop deck

1 drops are the best thing in LOR a game about leveling champions

but the champion in standard is the 1 drop?

....

am I losing my fucking mind here Riot?

A) make siren song 5 mana

B) or make the card only buff thralls like sandsoldier cards do for azir

C) make xolani a 0/0 so he insta dies to hush so it's a massive risk reward card

90% of xolani decks run silence for xolani, so through xolani competition they will actually make themselves a bad card

It's like mutually assured destruction

You know how bad that will feel when you play your big wincon and dies to a 3 mana burst?

But honestly in standard that's what's needed because disintegrate doesn't exist

Otherwise it's literally you need to meme frostbite lockdown like I do

And then I just lose to the better siren song deck that isn't even pretending to be a deck

So yes hot fix plz riot

No single buff card should make every other deck in standard obsolete

And no single wincon should make every other wincon in standard obsolete

This is what we in the bizz call dumb dumb poopoo head

I think thats the technical term

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This is Siren song 1 drop spam...the deck

It runs every 1 drop and every 1 drop buffer

And it runs xolani cuz duh

And a card to prevent blocks

There is fizz in there.but fizz is less a win condition or champion and literally just a 1 drop

And you know what's funny

This is the highest winrate deck in standard by a mile

59% and it's causing all the winrate drops across the board we talked about earlier

Cuz at the end of the day

If you can play buff 1.drops for 1 mana and responsed cost more.than 1 mana in standard

Why do literally anything else?

I dont know how many times I have to beg Riot for a Siren song and xolani nerf

But when every deck is literally a xolani and Siren song deck

And the best xolani and Siren song decks literally stop pretending to be decks and just cut all champion pkgs

Something is seriously overturned about this card

Like its literally destroying standard before our very eyes lol

It was supposed to be an Evelyn card and now the best Siren song decks cut Evelyn?!

Wtf?

Yeah nerf to the ground plz

Like right into the grave

Yep the best deck in standard is literally 0 champion 1 drop spam

Woooooooo

Fun

Siren song nerf when?

All joking aside I'm not saying frostbite lockdown is a "good deck"

It's an amazing deck into every dick swinging beater list

It's a God fucking awful deck into every Jinx aggro list

But thats the game we play isn't it?

They call it a meta for a reason you can counter one thing you can't counter both

Pick your poison