Nifty129

I'm not gonna play seriously into the 60% Evelyn targon deck are you crazy

Like why don't you just take every laddering shortcut before the hotfix lands?

Here I'll just carry you to masters myself

I anoint …

you guys know I'm not trying to win right?

Like why would I ever care what happens in casual que?

It's masters or bust

literally nothing else matters

Yep that's me kicking your ass with transform the worst deck in the game

Did it feel humiliating?

I would think so

Eternal king out!

The most straight forward solution to any problem is just forward

I hit face I play creature I hit more face

This is a winning strategy 

But sometimes just sometimes there are people who get to masters …

Don't gg me you waste of space your big idea is just to stick ambush in a scissors deck?

Like really?

Beat off to the beaters my friend

That meat must be getting pretty sore?

How …

You guys are so salty it's hilarious it's like if I hit masters with poro king once eternal ladder starts up you'll take it as a personal attack or something.

Like dont you want the new cards to do …

Yeah just demolished karma sett with the king

I kinda wonder if eternal was just how lor was meant to be played

Oh wait

Yeah I'm familiar with ramp you forgot I hit diamond with it on …

So poro king actually beat thresh nasus in eternal so I can already tell you the archetype is more viable there

Is it gonna instantly beat every single net deck?

No that's not how memes work

Is …

So why exactly are Evelyn and Illoi dominating standard?

Poro king at 42% illoi or Evelyn at 60%

Thats a 18% winrate difference the largest we have ever seen in the history of LOR

It comes down …

Yeah Evelyn's at like 60% with Siren song probably gets nerfed for its mana cost

You dont want to see every deck basically devolve into an Evelyn beater deck

Because when the answer to every question is Siren …

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Wow I hit Plat in standard with a beater deck

Sooooo proud thank you thank you

I thought I'd level your Gwen for you since that was the limit of your creativity

Rofl anyways 🤣 😂 if you can hit masters hit masters I can I've done it multiple times

If you want to …

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Boy spirits unleashed, braum, scargrounds

Real decks, that play like masters level decks

Ohhhh baby that's better no xolani in sight

Gotta wait 3 months for ladder but I don't care eternal is soooooo much …

I think the intention was that ambush, poro king, and tribal would be revitalized in standard with this set

But instead it unintentionally push Evelyn xolani to 60%

Literally the opposite of what the devs wanted

They …

Also I'm fairly certain that there isn't a single playable Ionia deck in this format

It's like do you want to play illoi and win that way 

Or do you want to play Evelyn and win that way …

70% of decks essentially boil down to some sort of beater list, xolani is everywhere, nobody bothers to level champs

I'll be honest I don't know if I can play this garbage for another 3 months

 It might …

Just to prove a point I went 6/0 with illoi jarvan at 100% climb rate 

Now every meme you guys built instantly lost

So you had to just spam 1 drops with demon boy

So thats one …

Also dammmm bilgewater poro down to 42% how lowwww can ya go

Till the meta settles and the memes die?

You guys are funny you think winning in gold matters?

I absolutely threw in eternal till the meta settled and then I ran the table to masters

I really dont care what happens before that :)

So did you ever win that game if I had a single elusive poro?

No

Yeah that asol deck also 45%

Literally play anything else

You finally just gave up and started playing my deck eh?