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yeah as suspected the best way to nidilee in eternal is not to run a transform deck at all

she levels off ally summons similar to azir

and we all know that weird interaction where landmark summons count as allies

so that basically means that akshan and akshans 3 mana follower and rock hopper count as two ally summons

so you only need to play two things to level nidille thats literally more efficient then transforming

and if you want to make her big that's what treasures and strike spam is for

hey you guys said Akshan is the best designed champ just run her with nidilee easy

rofl xolati is so broken right now he levels off my buffs

xolati the real beater champ of 2023 LOR

all joking aside I think poros gets the most from eternal objectively speaking

really proud of this list its won a lot of difficult to win matchups

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it's beat ramp, its beat lurk, it's bad into tempo beaters aka 90% of lor right now

and thats despite 3 three sisters 3 harsh winds, and a sneaky caught in the cold for the free trade

it just turns out that while you can spend all this time getting pro king online and braum helps delay

at the end of the day other decks can put out numbers faster

and that's all that matters

see my trash 1 drop deck for example

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so where does that leave ambush?

it doesn't really get anything big from eternal format switch

and that's a bad sign

because it's already grosly underperforming in standard

so not sure I can actually make it good but I can try

It's like all of a sudden I'm just instantly winning every game into your trash decks now?

because I played stuff went 6 wide and buffed the stuff with a burn finish

what happened?!

I'm so confused

Hey look I played a bunch of junk and then I played siren song

soooooo goooooood at the gaaaaame

I wonder if it's a coincidence that every single non beater deck you build is fucking awful

and yes I ran a sirens song beater deck into your ramp

but literally that's what I've been getting non stop

and I didn't fold like a wet paper towel in two seconds

Spam those boards boys it's all you know how to do rofl!!!

spam spam spam spam

spam spam spam spam

do you even play bro?

evelyn kaisa really?

just auto play yourself some solitaire

Oh no did my poro king deck aka the supposed 32% champion just destroy meta ramp?

Thats gotta suck

Maybe that deck needs to be rebuilt by me too?

What do you think?

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Did I ever think I'd be running bitsy lizard in a transform deck?

Nope it's terrible in sejuani transform

But man in the ambush variant it's nuts

Highly recommend even after all this time I can say that ambush and poros feel good in eternal

Can't complain

Standard however just doesn't have the card support 

Rofl after owning every single MF

In this game with POROS

Your big idea is what if ezreal burn?

Youre losing to poros

Hahahajajajajahahahahahah

Don't rely in Sunnys memes his decks are terrible

You can do mogwais decks he's generally better or grapplr

And obviously Majin is maximum sweat but he has some blind spots

Like he still hasn't built a "good" poro deck maybe once eternal ladder lands

I'm not playing that out whoever you are what a joke all you need is one vengence don't be so bad

Siiiigh I literally just won 10 games in a row with elusives and you guys keep making these deck building mistakes

One off meme after one off meme

Take your time, build your deck, play your deck, make it good, rinse and repeat...it's not hard

Wow you gotta meta Pirate aggro into my poros list

Thanks for the complement I guess

But you should really be using the aggro list I got to masters with instead

Tf does nothing

Oh I'm sorry your one reckoning gimmick not work this time?

Oh noooooos

Gimmicks r bad?

Do I need to win another 10 games in a row?

Man that's discouraging right.

Having the eternal king clober an entire army non stop

Maybe now you'll listen when I talk about the game :)

Phew good sweaty games gg 

No rematches

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All joking aside this meta eternal list about on the medium end of the sweaty scale is a great deck it got me to masters last season and play well into all the board spam stuff right now

Aka 99% of how good players play LOR

Plz answer honestly why you build so bad?

Plz I need to know?

Plz just delete all your decks every single one

I'm not even running a good 1 drop spam deck and you're just like durrrrrr

It's called run spells dummy

It will keep beating this into you guys till you learn

Memes must beat gooood decks

If they can't beat gooood

Decks they are worthless

Hahahahahahahahahahha

Wtf was that?

Soooooo bad ong stop

Why would you run reckoning when you do t ha e any creatures over 3 power?

It's sooooo bad

Omg plz I'm dying

Thats gotta be embarrassing right when my siren song deck beats your siren song deck?

I dont even like siren song!?

I don't care what that deck was because it was literally terrible

you could have won with 1 burried in ice

1 card in a ramp deck

and you were too stupid to include it

siiiiiiiigh

like I was literally sitting there thinking he gonna burried in ice yet

how about now

now

maybe now?

nope just fucking around

and being a terrible deck builder

Come on guys I play nothing but trash all day

and I pull out one meta eternal deck

and you just fall apart

just can't function

and all it does is play elusive creatures

pathetic

It's fine back to insta winning in eternal for 3 months while I wait for the true ranked experience

Hahhahahahahaha

You guys are a blast

Hahahahaha seriously you couldn't deal with a few elusives?

Man your brews are bad

Hahahahahaha

Omg stop I'm dying

Plz stop

Perfect hand of Jinx at fast speed

You should run that?

Youre so garbage rofl

Thankfully this shit doesn't work in eternal you'd be eaten alive trash tier

But I gotta put up with standard for another 2 months saj

Dude you turned poros into a mirror of your 1 drop spam

Don't gg that

Be dissapointed in yourself

It doesnt win often and it's bad

So whats the point?

Hey look you played xoali

Wow haven't seen that before inn10 decks

I see you found your aggro cards you loser

did big bad frostbite tribal make you upsetty?

Well good cuz I took a 48% loser

And turned it into a winner

Would you be upset with Davin Blaine when he levitate?

wait is this all you guys can play rofl?

omg you are literally brain dead

good to know been giving you guys too much credit