Woops the meta ambush deck down to 46% so basically all the poro and ambush decks not built by me are terrible on ladder into anything remotely meta and playable
Guys have we tried not meming and building good decks
Cuz my.ambush list absolutely stomps the meta, and people have to hard meme to have a chance against me
Thats how it always is
It's like I was the eternal king...and now slowly I'm transforming into the standard king too
And people will take their memes and cry from the heavens no trust me this 45% percent garbage fire is good and I will whisper back..."no"
Yeah the powerful thing about this list is not only does it level renekton and nidalee easily and curve out it also allows you to absolutely dominate with endgame overwhelm
But on top of that there is the counterplays of captures, and denys and everything a deck wants to do all on theme
Not like wow my deck is a mess let me jam a random wincon at the end so it can be less terrible
Because then people just tech answers as soon as your meme becomes playable so don't meme build well win well conquer
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Here's a good example shen jarvan barriers is at 58% at 800 games
Thats a transcended meme, every single new champion list wishes it was as good as shen jarvan
Thats saaaaaaaaaad
So how do you know in LOR if your meme isn't a meme?
Kind of obvious really it needs to beat all the top meta decks consistently:
1. Can it beat Swain illoi 62% (bad deck)
2. Can it beat demon boy (combo finish)
3. Can it beat Samaria? (Burn)
4. Can it beat heimer jayce (control)
5. Can it beat nasus
Again I can do this all day but all of these decks have something in common
They win 55% - 60% of games they are meta
So the only way for your meme to transcend is to beat these decks and only these decks
Nothing else really matters
So of the numbers you put out resemble 45% that's bad
If your deck is a one off surprise that's bad
If your deck isn't even worth playing by you that's bad
If you can't climb with it that's bad
Only once you can win consistently with your own lists and only once your lists that are "bad" can be proven good has your meme transcended
Also that new stupid Xolani poro list?
47% so by jamming a random wincon that has nothing to do with poros you increases the winrate of your poro deck by 2%
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why bother
Just build a good poro deck
Stop looking for tribal solutions outside of your tribe, just heart of the floof an elusive overwhelm for 6 mana
Or here's a tip just buff the hell out of one elusive poro it will literally accomplish the same thing
Can't be worse than 47%
Woops the meta ambush deck down to 46% so basically all the poro and ambush decks not built by me are terrible on ladder into anything remotely meta and playable
Guys have we tried not meming and building good decks
Cuz my.ambush list absolutely stomps the meta, and people have to hard meme to have a chance against me
Thats how it always is
It's like I was the eternal king...and now slowly I'm transforming into the standard king too
And people will take their memes and cry from the heavens no trust me this 45% percent garbage fire is good and I will whisper back..."no"
Yeah the powerful thing about this list is not only does it level renekton and nidalee easily and curve out it also allows you to absolutely dominate with endgame overwhelm
But on top of that there is the counterplays of captures, and denys and everything a deck wants to do all on theme
Not like wow my deck is a mess let me jam a random wincon at the end so it can be less terrible
Because then people just tech answers as soon as your meme becomes playable so don't meme build well win well conquer
So why are you running poros if you're just going to exodia with darkin?
Any particular reason or is it because you know the established poro decks are bad lol
I dont blame you
But you know you could run the exact same card in azir irelia and it would probably be better just saying
Or you know heart of the fluff the poro exodia card
What am I saying is you could literally be doing anything.better and everything
Why even bother with the tribal thing if you're gonna build your deck with central conceit that your deck is bad?
Makes no sense to me
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look at mastering runeterra then back at me, then at mastering runeterra now back at me
this is the deck your deck should smell like
It's nuts honestly It'll beat anything definitely better than 49%
Yeah I had all those games I was just getting bored with how bad your decks were I couldn't even be bothered to drag
Zzzzz
Uhuh triplle prowl etc.
Yep normal hand states
Good deck so strong
Or you can literally do that with any nidalle deck
Like you can play mine and win off 1 prowl like a normal person rofl
Yep thanks for the easy gold boys I'll keep you updated on my rank just like I did in eternal
Masters here I come
Rofl played 3 cards I think my superiority is proven at this point
You know how much faster you would have won that game with my list?
Like if the game has gotten to the point where you have 30/30 stats on board you could literally do anything else
45% is right
Whats that 10 for 10 into your ambush deck?
Give it a rest
High roll elusive 3 times yawn
Ohohohohogoh
God sooooo owned
Like sooo hard
Rofl omg so many memes, I'll do the same thing I did in eternal
Create a competitive aggro deck to squash the random memes
Because at the end of the day it's not you vs me, it's me vs the world and you vs the world
Yeah high roll Jinx, again that's not really gonna beat anything meta is it?
I keep telling you that ambush brew is God awful
Why won't you just admit defeat and run mine instead?
That was deep bro sorry my brew was better than your net deck...but like what else did you expect?
Yep illoi Swain 59% I don't care get wrecked!
Bad deck
Shiiit I could drop thr 1 porrialis for 1 moonlight affliction and that would be more competitive
Yep you literally need to perfect curve out doesn't change the fact I dominated the highest winrate deck in the meta :P
Oh no did my poro deck just absolutely dominate meta demon boy?
Almost like my brews are highly competitive or something?
Thats crazy talk get out of town!
You see eternal and standard have closed the gap now
We actually have good champions that do good things now
So my brews are unstoppable regardless of format sorry