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Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Demon Hunter Flavor Text


Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Druid Flavor Text


Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Hunter Flavor Text

  • Maxima Blastenheimer - Believe it or not, this is only the faire's fourth most dangerous game.
  • Rinling's Rifle - This rifle needs a muzzle for its muzzle.
  • Jewel of N'Zoth - This coveted gem calls for you to free it? and unleash an inescapable prison.
  • Don't Feed the Animals - They're still cleaning up the mess from the last time someone fed the basilisk a deep fried candybar.
  • Darkmoon Tonk - "Ready to roll out!"
  • Trampling Rhino - "Whew. I thought you said 'Trampoline Rhino.' Now that would have been scary."
  • Petting Zoo - Welcome to the petting zoo. DO NOT TOUCH THE ANIMALS.
  • Open the Cages - "Coming out of my cage, and I'm dead by turn nine..."
  • Dancing Cobra - Snakes are just tentacles with fangs.
  • Mystery Winner - Yeah, but the mystery prize could be anything! Even a boat!

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Mage Flavor Text


Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Paladin Flavor Text

  • High Exarch Yrel - There can be no neutrality in the fight against darkness.
  • Lothraxion the Redeemed - So infused with the Light, he has to wear double sleep masks at night.
  • Hammer of the Naaru - The naaru wasn't using it. It doesn't have arms.
  • Oh My Yogg! - Many wonders lie within, but they are not mere toys when your mind is their plaything.
  • Balloon Merchant - It's a shiny yellow balloon! But it can be popped with a single point of damage.
  • Carnival Barker - The barking initially confused faire-goers, so he switched to words.
  • Snack Run - "I'll have two monster churros, a combo box of Yogg-Saron, and one of those turkey legs that ate the Silver Hand Recruit."
  • Carousel Gryphon - "When does this bird land in Stormwind? I've been flying for hours!"
  • Day at the Faire - Karl knew he would someday regret that turkey leg.
  • Redscale Dragontamer - Sir Finley made this look a lot easier three expansions ago...

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Priest Flavor Text

  • G'huun the Blood God - All of the other Old Gods used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor G'huun join in any Old God games.
  • The Nameless One - Used to be called " , the Nameless," but everyone got confused.
  • Blood of G'huun - An attempted cure becomes disease, blooming and thriving as rot and decay.
  • Idol of Y'Shaarj - Without a tongue, it speaks in seven. Without a voice, its echo lingers forever.
  • Auspicious Spirits - "I'm not AWE-spicious, but I am a little spicious."
  • Palm Reading - Actual palms not required.
  • Nazmani Bloodweaver - Her first stage name, Ketchupweaver, failed to excite the audience.
  • Fortune Teller - "I see a giant piano in your future."
  • Fairground Fool - "What did Illidan say when his rocketeer broke down on the Darkmoon racetrack? YOU ARE NOT REPAIRED!"
  • Insight - Shouldn't the eyes be facing backwards for insight?

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Rogue Flavor Text

  • Grand Empress Shek'zara - So is a Grand Empress an empress that's grand or an empress's empress?
  • Tenwu of the Red Smoke - Red, the color of subtlety.
  • Malevolent Strike - "I don't know how those got in there, but I'm blaming you two."
  • Cloak of Shadows - Only worthy emperors can see the cloak.
  • Ticket Master - You can exchange one ticket for a bear or save up thousands for a tacky light-up paperweight!
  • Shadow Clone - "You thought you were attacking face, but it was me! You!"
  • Prize Plunderer - But he'll never be able to plunder the prize of a happy childhood.
  • Sweet Tooth - He's been eyeballing that ice cream cone all day!
  • Foxy Fraud - His other street con involves a druid. He can't pull it off without a plant.
  • Swindle - You know, it's probably just cheaper to find a place that sells the plushie?

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Shaman Flavor Text

  • Inara Stormcrash - A fan favorite, Inara is always met with thunderous applause.
  • Grand Totem Eys'or - Some say it can see straight into the soul of any who dare to read its flavor text...
  • Magicfin - The best part is when he pulls Deathwing out of a top hat!
  • Deathmatch Pavilion - Worth it for the stuffed toy at the end.
  • Dunk Tank - "When I said bring a tank to the dungeon, this is not what I had in mind!"
  • Pit Master - If you win your duel, he'll throw in some of his famous Pit Master barbecue.
  • Whack-A-Gnoll Hammer - Hogger's most hated attraction.
  • Stormstrike - When your phone is at 5%.
  • Cagematch Custodian - Cleans up after a dust up.
  • Revolve - "Please don't ride the carousel for thirty minutes after eating. After the carousel eats, I mean."

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Warlock Flavor Text

  • Tickatus - "These are all.... EXPIRED!"
  • Deck of Chaos - Yeah, it's chaos, but it's organized chaos.
  • Cascading Disaster - Please keep all hands, arms, feet and legs inside the ride until the monster comes to a complete stop.
  • Revenant Rascal - Turns out his face really did get stuck that way.
  • Fire Breather - "Phew! That skull has been stuck between my teeth for hours!"
  • Free Admission - "Quick, get in before someone sees you, or worse, someone sees me."
  • Wicked Whispers - When the Old Ones whisper, others will scream.
  • Ring Matron - But where does she keep them?
  • Man'ari Mosher - "E.T.C. is sooo mainstream. Have you heard of Blight Boar?"
  • Midway Maniac - Faire owners hate him! Learn his secrets with one simple spell!

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Warrior Flavor Text

  • Ringmaster Whatley - His main qualification is that he'll work with anyone. Or anything.
  • E.T.C., God of Metal - There are Old Gods and then there are Rock Gods.
  • Tent Trasher - "I consider it redecorating."
  • Ringmaster's Baton - A mech, a dragon, and a pirate walk into an Old God's gaping maw. The mech was too crunchy, the dragon was too hot, but the pirate was just right.
  • Feat of Strength - Generally happens right after the airing of grievances.
  • Bumper Car - Subject: Re: Unsafe Rides? bump
  • Stage Dive - The most metal trust fall.
  • Sword Eater - How tough is he? He eats swords for breakfast! Without any milk.
  • Stage Hand - Holds everything himself because people wouldn't stop touching the prop table.
  • Minefield - Dodge bombs like you're playing Tonksweeper!

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire Neutral Flavor Text


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