The conflict has ended in the Barrens but the weary Stormwind soldiers have left some of their belongings behind. What's that over there? An Alliance shield?
Ookr, me need you.
I can do that, Flux'Thar. Alliance left their shiny shield.Fetch it and carry to the Blacksmith to melt down.
Chief, me thinks this storage. Hmm? Alliance leave box! Send image, use Orcagram. We will laugh. Chief, look. Many belongings.
What you think in box?
Haha. Alliance playing with block toys. No wonder they lose.
Look, cloths from Elwynn!
Hah, Alliance wrap their legs with pants.ORC WILL NOT BE BOUND BY PANTS!
Sword! Tiny for Gnomes.
Imagine putting letter in envelope. HAH.Leave it to Alliance to keep pointless trinkets.
Who join Orcagram?
I don't believe that belongs to you, Orc.Stormwind would like its belongings returned.
You see this, Ookr? Thinks they Orcweb tough human. HAHA! Funny human. Go play. We busy. An Orc certainly has no need for the finest of Alliance comforts.
Meat and Cheese? In the middle of a battle?GO BEFORE I DIE OF LAUGHTER!
Just like glass, right Chief?
Yup. Orc no need shiny vessel.River. Pond. Grog Stein. All good.
Another one, Chief! Alliance scraps. I thought you all left.
Reconnaissance, Orc.Not that your brain could comprehend such a large word.
Me smart! Me not that kind of Orc. Sure you are. Regardless, No Orc deserves a throw.Hand that over and we won't have any problems.
ENOUGH! Orc have no need for Alliance swag.Orc have existential swag!
LOK'TAR OGAR! LOK'TAR OGAR! I can't believe some of your kind has been within the walls of Stormwind. Mathias Shaw will be happy to see we were successful.Thanks, Hearthstone Team!
These gifts were sent to me from the Hearthstone team to celebrate the launch of the new expansion. I didn't have to share them here but as I've said before, I know people find it cool so share I must!
You can see the Scholomance swag that Blizzard sent me last year over here or the Barrens War Supply Crate from a few months ago when Forged in the Barrens launched.
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I felt that 😥
Loved this thread - thanks for the giggles while showcasing your cool gifts - well deserved!
You may not like cheese, Flux, but you still rock!!
Swag swag swag!
I thought we would have a chance to win them : /
jk...
enjoy your well-earned gifts!!!
Nice gifts! Hope you can use them to eat some good cheese soon, Flux! Well deserved gift!
You know, it's really funny considering I am not at all a cheese person. On Pizza? Of course! Anywhere else? Keep your spoiled milk elsewhere!
I realize I probably just received a million haters. Its kind of like the internal OOC staff conflict on whether or not your should eat cereal with milk.
I get you, you can still use it for some type of Sausage, salami, jam or any of those?
For those who can't stand soggy cheese nor cereal...
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005Y6DXNQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_QABD1KKS2H9MJDG7GFFQ?psc=1
There's a million copy cats that are basically a dough pie... no cheese!
I love me some cheese! 🧀
This is a perfect example of why I visit this site multiple times a week. Ok, who am I kidding... multiple times daily. Awesome article and amusing to read through, Flux.
May you continue to receive more Stuff We All (deservedly) Get!!
I'm glad Flux got gifts again, even through all the on-going blizzard drama, he still managed a very cool giveaway and ofc the reveal season. That tiny sword is so adorable!
Sword! Tiny for Gnomes.
I love you guys.
I wonder how many HS devs we regularly engage with on these forums without knowing it (if they use the forum/comments at all)? There has to be at least one person checking up on this place for this to have been sent, right?
They may not engage in comments or features on most sites, but their community folk definitely do get around the world of Hearthstone and are collecting feedback on the game.
Is Flux'thar secretly the 11th mercenary..?
ORC WILL NOT BE BOUND BY PANTS!!!