With all the Wailing Caverns cards now being revealed, it's time to take a look at the flavor text from the set!
Read on for all the flavor text of the new cards and let us know which ones are your favourites in the comments below. Wailing Caverns, the Forged in the Barrens mini-set releases on June 3, 2021.
Wailing Caverns Demon Hunter Flavor Text
- Taintheart Tormenter - Oh boo hoo, did someone's World Tree burn down?
- Sigil of Summoning - Look, summoning ain?t exactly a science. Sometimes it takes a turn.
- Felrattler - It only rattles when YOU'RE in danger.
Wailing Caverns Druid Flavor Text
- Lady Anacondra - Do you think she got her name before or after she turned into a snake?
- Deviate Dreadfang - Even with wings, snakes STILL don't have legs.
- Fangbound Druid - Bound by the law of the fang, these druid floss their teeth twice a day.
Wailing Caverns Hunter Flavor Text
- Venomstrike Bow - "You know you only have to coat the arrowhead in poison and not the entire bow, right?"
- Sin'dorei Scentfinder - Loves candles. Hates deodorant.
- Serpentbloom - "Awww, it's so cute!" ?Famous last words
Wailing Caverns Mage Flavor Text
- Shattering Blast - Let's be honest, they weren't going to unfreeze anyway.
- Frostweave Dungeoneer - It's a woven blanket of ice but surprisingly comforting.
- Floecaster - His real name is Melvin, but he prefers his friends call him ... ..."Floecaster."
Wailing Caverns Paladin Flavor Text
- Party Up! - Random? But what if we don't get a tank?
- Seedcloud Buckler - A shield to some, a frisbee to others (mainly dogs).
- Judgment of Justice - Look, we don't need a jury. We've got a paladin right here!
Wailing Caverns Priest Flavor Text
- Against All Odds - Time to EVEN out the playing field.
- Devout Dungeoneer - "Please do smaller pulls, this is my first time healing."
- Cleric of An'she - When it's her turn to cook, she'll always go for a Light sear.
Wailing Caverns Rogue Flavor Text
- Shroud of Concealment - This page left intentionally blank.
- Savory Deviate Delight - "Savory" is a creative way to put it.
- Water Moccasin - You need to be specific when you're ordering waterproof shoewear.
Wailing Caverns Shaman Flavor Text
- Primal Dungeoneer - They wanted a Mature Dungeoneer. Instead they got this.
- Perpetual Flame - Flame is perpetual.* *Perpetual only applies to current turn.
- Wailing Vapor - If you have The Vapors, your Humors might be imbalanced.
Wailing Caverns Warlock Flavor Text
- Stealer of Souls - The tooth fairy gig didn't work out.
- Unstable Shadow Blast - "Unstable" usually means "awesome!"
- Final Gasp - And with a raspy whisper, he uttered his final words, "rez plz."
Wailing Caverns Warrior Flavor Text
- Kresh, Lord of Turtling - Never should have flushed him.
- Whetstone Hatchet - A bad hatchet can make a good spear better.
- Man-at-Arms - Arch nemesis of the Man-at-Legs.
Wailing Caverns Neutral Flavor Text
- Mutanus the Devourer - As long as Naralex stays under the blanket, Mutanus can't get him.
- Archdruid Naralex - "Dormant? I think you mean naptime."
- Selfless Sidekick - "I got a real sense of humility from her when she bashed that quilboar's head in."
- Devouring Ectoplasm - When it's on keto, it only devours tauren.
- Meeting Stone - "I'm clicking on it, but nothing's happening."
Comments
someone remind me of this wow joke again, it's been a long time
That's one small step for Flavor Town, one giant leap for Flavor Kind.
My favorites:
Against All Odds is definatly my favorite one. I bet were going to get a new priest spell in a future expansion/mini-set that's the opposite of Against All Odds with a flavor text that makes a ODD joke.