All Card Flavor Text for the Perils in Paradise Hearthstone Expansion

Here's all of Perils in Paradise card flavor text ahead of the expansion launch next week on July 23.

• Reminder: Our Perils in Paradise Tavern Crawl is still ongoing, so go help vote on all the cards to give us data for the community compendium.

Perils in Paradise Death Knight Flavor Text

• Buttons - "I'll give you an arm and a leg for your Flametongue Pin."
• Eliza Goreblade - Dead men tell no tales, but Undead Pirates are yappers.
• Frostbitten Freebooter - Alongside Eliza Goreblade and Peggy Brittlebone, the three Pirate Sisters terrorize the sea.
• Slippery Slope - It's all downhill from here.
• Horizon's Edge - Originally named Horizony McHorizonface.
• Snow Shredder - "Yeah dude, snowboarding is like, totally safe. I've only ever been injured once."
• Brittlebone Buccaneer - How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear arr arr arrr arrr!
• Ghouls' Night - "Ohmygosh, did you hear what Jessicorpse said to Deathanny??"
• Corpsicle - Comes in three tasty flavors: Gross, Disgusting, and Chocolate!
• Dreadhound Handler - The handler being undead speaks to a spotty safety record.

Perils in Paradise Demon Hunter Flavor Text

• Aranna, Thrill Seeker - "Aranna, I feel like you only came to this island so you could use the zipline."
• Patches the Pilot - Finally, a Patches you want to draw on turn 1!
• Cliff Dive - "Is it safe?" "Sure, we have plenty of replacement pirates."
• Climbing Hook - "It LOOKS like a grappling hook but it's actually a climbing hook. It's a really important distinction you just wouldn't get it."
• Dangerous Cliffside - It's not as dangerous as it looks? IT'S EVEN MORE DANGEROUS!
• Skirting Death - Skkrrt *death* Skkrrt
• Paraglide - I can see my hand from here!!!!!
• All Terrain Voidhound - 4 claw drive, independent joint suspension AND a 7 mana warranty? Where do I sign?
• Sigil of Skydiving - Aim for the bushes?
• Adrenaline Fiend - Puts the "devil" in daredevil.

Perils in Paradise Druid Flavor Text

• Cruise Captain Lora - To your left is our award winning spa area! And to the right, THE PRISON OF YOGG-SARON!
• Mistah Vistah - His government name is Vister.
• Sleep Under the Stars - THRICE?! What's next, FOURTHST?!
• New Heights - The sky's the limit (or at least 99 is).
• Hydration Station - They're drinking in herds... they do drink in herds.
• Dozing Dragon - Emerald dreams can become emerald realities.
• Hiking Trail - "Hello adventurers!" "Hi King Trale!"
• Bouldering Buddy - Why would you buy a walking stick when the forest is full of them!?
• Tortollan Traveler - Tortolla, preserve my energy for this hike!
• Trail Mix - You can tell this is an escapist fantasy game because there are no raisins.

Perils in Paradise Hunter Flavor Text

• Sasquawk - He makes your last turn this turn. But if you play him next turn, your next turn is this turn. Doing both would make this turn last turn and next turn this turn. Which turn is this next turn last turn?
• Ranger Gilly - Get you someone who looks at you the way Ranger Gilly looks at that Crocolisk.
• Death Roll - There's a Crocolisk on my boot!
• Chatty Macaw - Stop repeating yourself! Stop repeating yourself!
• Furious Fowls - They were already mad and you had to call them 'foul'??
• Birdwatching - A bird in the hand is worth two in the deck.
• Parrot Sanctuary - Did you know? It's very loud in a parrot sanctuary. This has been bird facts with Ranger Gilly.
• Trusty Fishing Rod - That's weird? I can only catch magic carps with this old fishing rod.
• Pet Parrot - You are REQUIRED to give it crackers. It's the Bird Law.
• Catch of the Day - Only its fish mother thinks it's a catch.

Perils in Paradise Mage Flavor Text

• Raylla, Sand Sculptor - Is this flavor text raylla the best we can do?
• King Tide - blizz pls surf
• Tsunami - Hop in, the water's cold! And angry. And alive.
• Go with the Flow - Just go with the flow, bro! No mo' woe fo' yo'!
• Under the Sea - Spacebar
• Surfalopod - Hi! Octopus expert here. This is NOT funny. Octopi only do this when they're extremely rad.
• Rising Waves - How do you expect them to do the wave if their arms are buried in the sand??
• Marooned Archmage - Welcome to Maroonland! Population: 2.
• Tide Pools - I know they look delicious but do NOT eat them.
• Seabreeze Chalice - If your luck has been particularly poor lately, try the extra salted rim!

Perils in Paradise Paladin Flavor Text

• Sunsapper Lynessa - Paladins are sooo lawful that they start feeling like a Rogue just by sitting on someone else's beach chair.
• Sanc'Azel - That castle has some serious drip.
• Sea Shanty - Time for some well-earned arrr and arrr.
• Service Ace - No shirt, no shoes, YES service!
• Lifeguard - Hey, no aggro in the pool!
• Divine Brew - I'm on a cleanse, do you have any Light drinks?
• Lifesaving Aura - One ring to rule them all, and in the sunlight save them.
• Power Spike - Jeff, when I said this deck needs a power spike I did not mean it like that.
• Grillmaster - Do you want your steak well done, rare, or LEGENDARY?
• Volley Maul - "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt." - LAME PARTY POOPERS

Perils in Paradise Priest Flavor Text

• Narain Soothfancy - I predict... that you will be very happy with your reading!
• Chillin' Vol'jin - After one visit to the cryopractor, YOU TOO can be chillin' like a Vol'jin!
• Twilight Medium - This twilight is too dark. And this twilight is too bright. But THIS twilight is juuuuuuuuust right!
• Sensory Deprivation - You'll come out a new person.
• Sauna Regular - She's getting that "falls off the bone" tenderness.
• Rest in Peace - RIP to a fictional one.
• Nightshade Tea - Delectable tea, or deadly poison?
• Hot Coals - This is what Greatfather Winter gives you when you've been REALLY naughty.
• Acupuncture - Bless you puncture!
• Brain Masseuse - Squish. SquiSH. sQUIIIISH. Oops. Squish?

Perils in Paradise Rogue Flavor Text

• Treasure Hunter Eudora - How hard could it be to hunt treasure? It doesn't even run away when you shoot it!
• Maestra, Mask Merchant - Take a face, leave a face.
• Snatch and Grab - Snatch grabbed the snacks and Grab snatched the grub. The perfect crime.
• Swarthy Swordshiner - Everyone knows swords are slashier when they're shiny!
• Conniving Conman - more like coinniving coinman!1!! HAHAHAHH
• Metal Detector - Weirdly still works on Sand Coins.
• Knickknack Shack - In a hole in the ground there... was a tourist trap?
• Sea Shill - She shills shea sells down at the sea shtore.
• Petty Theft - Room service at a pirate hotel really cleans house.
• Oh, Manager! - "I'd like to speak with your admiral."

Perils in Paradise Shaman Flavor Text

• Carress, Cabaret Star - Some Naga use their mastery over the elements to go on villainous conquests. Others put on a show!
• Carefree Cookie - Moisturized, unbothered, and in his cauldron.
• Razzle-Dazzler - Look out Dancin' Deryl, he's coming for your job.
• Natural Talent - Unfortunately, they got 2nd place at the talent show with their synchronized swimming routine.
• [Hearthstone Card (Frosty D?cor) Not Found] - "Yeah, Nature magic pays the bills, but my passion lies elsewhere."
• Cabaret Headliner - "Ummm... I don't C a beret????"
• Siren Song - "Sing along if you know the lyrics! -- WEEWOOWEEWOO!"
• Matching Outfits - On Wednesdays we wear pink!
• Meltemental - "Who left these wet bracers on the ground?"
• Malted Magma - Most celebrities nope out at this one.

Perils in Paradise Warlock Flavor Text

• Party Planner Vona - She's known for her popular "occult ritual to summon an otherworldly being" parties.
• Summoner Darkmarrow - Some people say your name can influence what career you go into. Summoner Darkmarrow is not one of those people.
• Cursed Souvenir - Most souvenirs are considered tacky and soulless. This one is certainly not one of those things!
• Announce Darkness - "Ahem.... DARKNESS!!"
• Felfire Bonfire - It was then that Marsh and Mallow understood the meaning of their new nicknames.
• Sacrificial Imp - IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED???
• "Health" Drink - Do not exceed recommend daily serving size of 0 grams.
• Eat! The! Imp! - No need for flavor text, it's seasoned perfectly!
• Fearless Flamejuggler - This is incredibly easy with 6 arms.
• Party Fiend - Arch-rival of the Boogiemonster.

Perils in Paradise Warrior Flavor Text

• The Ryecleaver - Legend has it that this dreaded blade is be able to slice through even the most stale of sourdough baguettes.
• Hamm, the Hungry - Do tauren have four stomachs?
• Draconic Delicacy - How to Serve your Dragon.
• Food Fight - Now THIS is the deadliest catch.
• Char - There's just no point trying to add flavor to this now.
• Undercooked Calamari - ITS RAAWWWW!!!
• All You Can Eat - Never design cards when you're hungry.
• Muensterosity - We were going to put some cheesy joke here, but we goudan't come up with anything.
• Line Cook - Hold up. Let her cook.
• Cup o' Muscle - Packs quite a punch.

Perils in Paradise Neutral Flavor Text

• Marin the Manager - Mawin! Mawin is what bwings us togethaaa... today.
• Incindius - "I had nothing to do with that eruption! I never even met Kezandius!"
• A. F. Kay - Talk to the hand 'cause the mouth is sippin'.
• Griftah, Trusted Vendor - "Tiki mugs will match any kind of home d?cor! They're timeless!"
• Gorgonzormu - Don't remove this from your deck or else you'll be cutting the cheese.
• Seaside Giant - Everywhere's the shallow end when you're 88 feet tall.
• Dread Deserter - "I uh... need to go walk my uh? fish."
• Carry-On Grub - Early worm gets priority boarding.
• Mixologist - You can't put your pinky up when you only have 3 fingers.
• Adaptive Amalgam - We've only explored 5% of the ocean. So there's like a 95% chance this is accurate.
• Package Dealer - I'm always getting my neighbor's mail. And my other neighbor. And my other neighbor. I'm stealing their packages.
• Octo-masseuse - Oh yeah, all of those are the spots.
• Bumbling Bellhop - Put some respect on his name: Estebone Soulio Screamcardo Groantoya De la Grossa Ramirooze.
• Customs Enforcer - Anything to declare? "yes... CHAMPION! Azeroth cries out..."
• Travel Agent - I could've hired her or some Dodo.
• Beached Whale - Call me Illidan. Some years ago ? never mind how long precisely ? having little or no gold in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on Azeroth, I thought I would fly about a little and see the demony part of the world?
• Snoozin' Zookeeper - You snooze, you lose (track of a very large and hungry panther).
• Weapons Attendant - Hotel policy states that you must leave your weapons at the front desk. But GOOD NEWS! You can also buy weapons at the back desk!!
• Bayfin Bodybuilder - Loves to run in flow motion.
• Scrapbooking Student - "?and this is the time I rode a dinosaur, and this is the time that I helped solve a murder, and this is the time I got corrupted by the Old Gods..."
• Wave Pool Thrasher - Used to be called Wave Pool Splasher until 'The Incident'.
• Resort Valet - "This is my last resort!"
• Sleepy Resident - Shouldn?t this be a Priest card?
• Lamplighter - The elemental licked the oil and everybody laughed.
• Overplanner - "Hey kids, what do you call an arrogant skydiving pirate? A condescending con descending!"
• Cryopractor - It's really hard to book an appointment, she always gives her clients the cold shoulder.
• Hozen Roughhouser - NO MONKEY BUSINESS! ...not yet...
• Sailboat Captain - I just shipped my pandaren!
• Concierge - So THAT'S who's making all those keys for my Arena runs.
• Terrible Chef - Anyone can cook! But not them.
• Coconut Cannoneer - You think these just fell out of a coconut tree?
• XB-931 Housekeeper - "WHAT IS MY PURPOSE?" "You gain Armor." "OH GOD."
• Bloodsail Recruiter - I want YOU! To plunder from the innocent!
• Drink Server - Make sure to tip to help him with his fin-ances.
• Tidepool Pupil - "Z-I-N A-S-H-A-R-Y!"