Are you looking for a career in the field of malevolent mischief, dastardly desires, and villainous vandalism? 

If you said yes, you're in luck. Dark Pharaoh Tekahn is looking to higher many new initiates. come visit the EVIL Expo today! Try some of the complimentary cheese and drinks served by Zola the Gorgon and Barista Lynchen and see what it's like to work alongside the Geniuses and Cable Rats of the League of EVIL!  Please bring and submit a resume with information such as special skills, past work experience, and how likely you would be to willingly give your life without hesitation for the greater EVIL!  If we like what we see, you'll be called in to be judged by the Darkshire Council. Hopefully, you'll be able to strike a Sinister Deal and start working here at the League of EVIL right away! 

If you think you have what it takes to be Lackey material, speak to your local EVIL Recruiter as soon as possible! 

(The League of EVIL is not held responsible for any damaged or stolen items, injury, death, or sacrificial rituals.)