There’s Only Two Types of Hearthstone Players..

Those that keep clicking the yellow kite on the Panderia board until it goes away and those that leave it flapping around like the idiots they are who are bad at life.

just my two cents. 

There are three types of players....

To combine the two philosophies above: it's upsetting that I have only managed to get 3 boots in the Pandaria garden once in 6.5 years of playing the game, and even more so that it happened when we were both playing aggro decks and there wouldn't have been nearly enough time to achieve that in if my opponent didn't rope me every turn for no reason.

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There are also those who actually want to play the game and those who rope you for the first 5 turns watching netflix or doing whatever because they are pampered kids with the attention span of a goldfish.

Sorry, I'll take my sorry self to the salt thread.

Lol I play 2 games at once sometimes while also using my phone...idk whats wrong with me. 

But I rope people intentionally when I see that they squelched me.

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Lol I play 2 games at once sometimes while also using my phone...idk whats wrong with me. 

But I rope people intentionally when I see that they squelched me.

 

So you are spamming emotes and intentionally rope people. I can definitely see whats wrong with you.

I had a golden turnip the other day.

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Quote From anchorm4n

There are also those who actually want to play the game and those who rope you for the first 5 turns watching netflix or doing whatever because they are pampered kids with the attention span of a goldfish.

Sorry, I'll take my sorry self to the salt thread.

Lol I play 2 games at once sometimes while also using my phone...idk whats wrong with me. 

But I rope people intentionally when I see that they squelched me.

 

How can u know ppl squelched you

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Those that keep clicking the yellow kite on the Panderia board until it goes away and those that leave it flapping around like the idiots they are who are bad at life.

 

just my two cents. 

Or maybe we just leave it alone, because we know, like any smart Person should, that Kites are at their happiest when they're flapping around in the Wind.

Btw, you can absolutely trust me on this. Some of my best Friends are Kites themself.

You can do things on the Pandaria board other than cycle vegetables forever?!

I once set up a ghost mouse to try to click all of the flowers off of the bush.

It turns out that hearthstone has a click speed limit, and the animations just don't happen if you exceed it.

@doingtheobvious

Your post has awakened some repressed memories of the picard song, which has now been stuck in my head all day.

I hope you're happy.