ArngrimUndying

Nope but good guess - that "1, 2, 3" line is a very specific part of this.

Nope - though this is closer by being a wild card (I was being quite literal with that in the clue)

Nope

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I don't want to do two in a row so ArngrimUndying can have this next one. (But I still get a point for guessing this)

I appreciate your pity on my wild …

[card]Camouflaged Dirigible[/card]?

Bad tech card in that most mech decks (currently) are hyper-aggro so effectively useless at 6 mana plus the effect itself is so situational

The reversed lines are the "camouflage"

"Different/alike" in that it's a …

Okay I feel like this meme with my convoluted logic but:

[card]Harbinger Celestia[/card]?

The reverse text because she mirrors whatever your opponent puts down. Also a totally useless tech cards that no one has ever played ever, …

Alright let's see if I have better luck on this one:

[card]Kobold Stickyfinger[/card]? The "deadly spike" is the only line that I can't quite see how it fits.

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That’s gotta hurt lol

Well I've had an absolutely garbage day in the game itself, so it's great to see that echoed here as well! (kidding - gg JFK)

Okay TRULY last guess then I'll let others take a stab since this is what my 4th or 5th guess: [card]Sea Giant[/card]?

Got nerfed with the other giants during Alpha and, like Mogu, gets its cost reduced by minions …

Alright last guess then I'm out of ideas: [card]Mogu Fleshshaper[/card]?

Can win the game if you can drop on turn 4/5 + Mutate, which requires the help of other minions to reduce cost. Also got nerfed but some shaman …

Hey you know what's fun? Playing 9! N. I. N. E. onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnine Aggro Galakrond Warlocks (in Casual? OF COURSE!) IN A GODDAMNED ROW. Well im done with this bullshit game for the day - hope everyone is getting less absolutely …

[card]Giggling Inventor[/card]?

Can "win the game by itself" in that it's an unbeatable wall of taunts (doubly so in Shaman decks with [card]Corrupt the Waters[/card]) plus adds a juicy [card]Mutate[/card] target or with stuff like [card]Bog Slosher[/card] can bounce …

[card]Everyfin is Awesome[/card]?

Same basic principles as Murk-Eye in that you need murlocs to be effective, and a full board + 2 of these at reduced mana is an OTK. Not sure about the "had to go" if that's …

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I’ve been playing it in Wild and the deck that consistently beats me is Secret mage. Also a quest shaman with double battle cry dirty rat and death lords beat me and it seemed with …

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I second ArngrimUndyings reasoning for a HoF-card. My guess is Old Murk-Eye, who needs other murlocs to be effective.

Oh yeah that makes more sense - Murloc Shaman still being a …

[card]Sylvanas Windrunner[/card]?

Is the “off a shelf” a pun about the “elf on a shelf” Xmas thing and she was an elf.

assuming the “too good and had to go” is a reference to being hall of famed

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Discover mechanic give you only cards of your current class and neutral

Ah I was unaware of this. Thanks for clarifying that this card is, in fact, even worse than originally thought …

Absolute garbage, but I have time to kill so looked through the list of current Standard 2 drops and the minions below wouldn't be *terrible*. The only bright spot here is that the text doesn't specify priest minions, so then …

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I second this salt - Dragonqueen Alexstrasza's text should say "add two LEGENDARY dragons" to be more honest.

No please ! She saved me so much …

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In your first post you ask why the conditions are even there because nobody ever plays them without meeting them

I think you've misunderstood my original question: I did not ask why …