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That's what I figured - so guess #2 on the same reasoning would be [card]Waxadred[/card].

This is tricky because if my reasoning is right there's about 3-5 cards this might potentiality be. I'll start with [card]Scion of Ruin[/card]?

Line 1 - descent (as opposed to descend) mean from DoD + wings = dragon or …

I don't normally bother to try and climb too high (If I get to 10 I usually stop), but I've had a surprising amount of success with my Wild Overload Shaman so am currently sitting at rank 12 - might …

As someone who played a lot of WC3, I don't think I'm picking this one up. For "direct remake with no real updates/changes beyond graphics," the game has to be something I can't currently play and I can still play …

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What fucking Ramp Druid are you talking about?

Even Rez Priest is like less than 10% of the ladder.

Everyone's playing Rogue now because it beats all of …

[card]Giant Mastodon[/card]?

Still salty about it not being the "Year of the Mastodon."  

So the double meaning is salt as a seasoning and as an emotion that we have all experienced I'm sure

[card]Polymorph[/card] - basic so has to be first I assume?

There was going to be a pun in this flavor text, but it just came out baa-d.

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It was a cool idea, but I have no idea how I was supposed to figure that out without just guessing random letters and hoping …

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It was a cool idea, but I have no idea how I was supposed to figure that out without just guessing random letters and hoping it's right.

Generally a good way to …

Welp guess that was easy! Good job DestroyerR.

For everyone else, when unscrambled the message was:

Step forward. Confess! Once I was a mere servant of the Light. Now I alone stand in judgement. Arise my Four Horsemen …

Nice! Since we’re trying out new riddle modes, I’ve always loved cryptograms. For those who are unfamiliar it’s a letter-swapping cipher puzzle:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptogram

So solve the puzzle and you’ll know the card.

Zrml puhxdhs. Euypmzz! Uyem v …

Aha think I've got it:

[card]Flamewaker[/card]?

Fiery minion that obviously has a long tail, Mage card, "cheap treats" would be getting value from cheap spells, and "up to 2" is the deal 2 dmg effect

[card]Fire Plume Phoenix[/card]?

[card]Baron Geddon[/card]?

Made of fire (so "hot") and art looks like he has a tail of fire, "proud maid" is Jaina Proudmoore (who has a lot of elemental synergy), and does 2 dmg to all enemies.

[card]Annoy-o-Module[/card]?

That is correct and so is your reasoning for each line's clue - including the shitty "leaf"/"leave" pun in line 4 :)

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Somebody fetch the holy water and a shovel, we got a necro on our hands here.

Look man: it's 2020. We don't kink-shame anymore - and we certainly don't beat them with …

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I want to say grumble worldshaker just because it rhymes with every line.

Nope - but that's an interesting observation I hadn't thought about!

When it's time to rumble

I won't ever mumble.

My power creates mighty out of that which was humble,

And before you leave your enemies will crumble!

[card]Volcanic Lumberer[/card]?

Basic brother would be [card]Ironbark Protector[/card] at 1 more attack + 1 lower cost

Need to reduce the cost per effect for it to be playable

A big board clear could have you playing this …