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    Posted 9 months ago

    This is definitely a card that is asking for Spell Damage. I can't wait until my opponent blasts my face for 10 damage and plays a 10-Cost spell for free.

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    Posted 9 months ago

    I expect this to not be that great, since unlike with the original Jade Golems, this card is the only way to generate them. I doubt this will be the best target for Colifero the Artist, either.

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    Posted 9 months ago

    Most of the time you're playing cards for the Battlecry or some other effect, so a little weaker Attack is not going to matter one bit. The cost reduction will be huge though. Especially when you do it twice (or more with recast effects.)

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    Posted 9 months ago

    Well, normally a bunch of random Legendaries would be crap, but when they all cost 1, I really doubt that will be the case.

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    Posted 9 months ago

    So theoretically your spells could have +14 Spell Damage. That is, if Kobold Geomancer is in Core after rotation, and you would want to put it in your deck. Is Solar Eclipse going away?

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Seems like a decent early game removal plus defensive card to me.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    I'm not sure what weapon you would want to combine this with. Jazz Bass? Or just combine it with Turn the Tides. That should work.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    3 Mana to eventually draw two Battlecry minions and discount them? Sign me right up.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Doesn't do as much damage, but I'm going to say the Lifesteal makes it better than OG Volcano. Also funny how a vinegar and baking soda reaction only does 5 less damage than actual lava.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Well, it's expensive, but that is potentially a lot of extra stats.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Might be good with Evolve. I don't remember Menagerie Shaman being a thing, though.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    How about "Summon 3 copies of this."?

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Well, this looks nice. The fact that the spells become Battlecries is likely to be very exploitable.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Yeah, this looks nut. Especially since it's Miniaturize, so you can do it again. Good thing it has that restriction, otherwise it would be insanely easy to do an OTK.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Paladin doesn't seem to be lacking in ways to get Divine Shield minions this expansion, so this should be a really solid card.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    +3/+3 worth of handbuffing seems pretty good to me, even if it takes three turns to do so, and you need to spend 4 Mana for the privilege. But it does have Lifesteal. It's going to take way too much effort to lookup if Rustrot Viper is leaving, anyone remember?

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Tutors two different kinds of cards. I wonder how this will be abused.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    When is this worth playing? After three trades? Most games will be done before you can draw and trade a card three times, unless you can cycle through your deck real fast, and I'm not sure Paladin is known for that.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Well, no Battlecries, but should still be good when it summons a 6-Cost minion for five turns.

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    Posted 9 months, 1 week ago

    Would sure suck if it buffed before the summon. Would also be pretty underwhelming if all it gave is a pair of 2/4s, thankfully it gives you that, plus a buff to everything else, so this should be alright.