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New Neutral Minion - Package Dealer

A 6-Cost card that does absolutely nothing except make it a bit more likely that your draws are better. Yeah, I don't think many are going to be using it. Except for oger memes.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Mixologist

These are the Kazakus potions, right? Those are pretty much always strong.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Demon Hunter Minion - Patches the Pilot

I'm not seeing many ways to buff these guys, so a 1/1 charge doesn't seem great, but you get six of them for basically free, so it's probably strong.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Bumbling Bellhop

Well, this will be good in decks that run big spells. Whether or not that will be a thing this expansion remains to be seen.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Customs Enforcer

Sounds like a big fuck you to thief decks. I'm not sure how necessary that is right now.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Carry-On Grub

Pay 1 Mana to add the top two cards in your deck to your hand? That's probably good.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Druid Minion - Cruise Captain Lora

Many locations look like they'd only be good in specific decks, if at all, so this probably isn't great.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Gorgonzormu

I figure this is getting pretty good if you hold the cheese until it summons 4-Cost minions. I'm not sure you would often want to wait to get it up to 10-cost, but 6 or 7 should be pretty damn …

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Shaman Spell - Malted Magma

6 Mana, 3 damage to all is absolute crap, right? I guess it is a little more versatile, since if the board as a bunch of 1-Health tokens you only need to spend 2.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Rogue Spell - Petty Theft

Well, its a way to get a trigger for [card]Velarok Windblade[/card]. That probably at least makes it not garbage.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Death Knight Spell - Corpsicle

So as long as you have corpses, you can use this as much as you want. Most of the time you aren't lacking for corpses, so this looks really good.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Drink Server

This sounds pretty decent. All the known drink spells look good. Maybe not top tier though.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Paladin Weapon - Volley Maul

I don't how many sunscreen generators there are, but it seems weak and slow. Certainly fits the theme of the expansion though.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Weapons Attendant

I guess if you have an expensive weapon, this might be helpful. Body isn't that impressive, so I'm not sure.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Travel Agent

Most locations seem pretty good, so this might be nice. Some might be pretty useless with some decks though.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Druid Location - Hiking Trail

Use this, Hero Power, use it again. Then next turn, Hero Power, and use it the final time. Well, it gets you few taunts quickly, that's for sure.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Shaman Minion - Cabaret Headliner

Sounds extra good with [card]Buttons[/card]. As for Shaman decks, probably needs more support.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - A. F. Kay

Realistically, how many minions are you going to have starting on turn 5? Then you play this, and end your turn without a single attack or trade.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Paladin Minion - Sunsapper Lynessa

This might be powerful. Looks like there are enough Paladin spells that would benefit from this at the very least.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Death Knight Minion - Buttons

I don't know how well this would really work out, but drawing spells for every school represented by Death Knight and Shaman sounds nice.

2 years, 3 months ago