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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    There will probably be some decks that can play this for free by turn 10. Can't feel bad about throwing down 8/8 worth of stats for absolutely nothing.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    Most you'll likely get out of this is a board full of random 4-Cost minions, then it dies next turn because it only has 3 Health. Maybe your board doesn't get wiped along with it, and you can buff it for a win the next turn.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    Welp, this is going in every dragon deck from now until rotation.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    Probably not that great. I'm not sure about the chances of you getting a good card to play from this, and the body is terrible.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    This might be decent. I think Tar Creeper was pretty good, and this is much like that.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    This seems very easy to play around. Hell, your opponent could just play just about anything with a Battlecry. You won't get the Battlecry, just a vanilla version of the minion with 3/4 stats.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    Won't do a lot of damage, but the taunt forces your opponent to not ignore it, and it could heal you for 8 Health. Of course, your opponent will almost certainly have 2-3x more Attack on the board than this will heal you for, but it could give you an extra turn.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    Might be okay. It's 0-Attack, so you'll need to buff it and trade, or kill it yourself. Giving it taunt to force your opponent to kill it also works too.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    The draw seems nice. If you wanted to trade this into something with high Health to kill it immediately, too bad because your opponent will hit it with a spell or trade something expendable into it their next turn.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    I wonder if the location of the moustache on each minion will be defined manually. Not sure face recognition will work on all the potential minions it could draw. And it might be useful as a tutor for a big minion.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    Seems a little expensive for what it does. I doubt you will care all that much for the 5/5 stats.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    I'm not sure how good this will be, since the secrets have to be triggered the next turn or they're gone, and how often are secrets triggered right away?

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    This will be a great way of taking care of a big threat and making one of your own maybe bigger one thanks to the Divine Shield and Lifesteal.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    Definitely expensive, but it might be good if you can keep it alive for more than a single turn. Plus there's the Mini. And the bot can go face.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    Hopefully this plus the Mini will give you one or two useful spells for the turn you play it, but I'm not sure it will work out that way more often than not.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    I feel this has the potential to be very good. Better make sure there's plenty of room in your hand.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    At least you still have your hand and board. Surviving five turns while not being able to draw new cards and taking 10 fatigue damage (if I counted correctly) seems like a very tall order.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    I don't know if this is better than King Krush, since it also costs 9 Mana, but has a bit less Attack and Health. The removal could prove to be very useful though.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    Well, I love the way the card text is written for this. And it seems just plain good.

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    Posted 6 months, 1 week ago

    I have no idea how smart this will be, but it seems cool. Since I don't feel like going back and looking it up, I'm guessing the Wisdomball loses durability each time it casts a spell.