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New Neutral Minion - Sing-Along Buddy

I'm not going to bother looking it up, but I think there's a Priest card that makes your Hero Power cost 0 for the rest of the game. That plus this seems pretty OP. But I think every class except …

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Rumble Enthusiast

Maybe you can have a deck with a bunch of cheap cards, slap this down, then play a bunch in one turn and clear the board with the help of this, or get within lethal. Not sure how often it …

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Nostalgic Initiate

This is Spellburst, right? Well, spending 3 Mana for 4/5, then 1 Mana for 2/2 shouldn't be too bad.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Card Grader

Seems pretty nice. Easy to activate in the right deck, and you can probably get a card that will help you. If not that turn, maybe soon.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Clearance Promoter

Discounting two spells. That should be pretty good in most spell-heavy decks.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Giggling Toymaker

More [card]11484[/card]s. That's what we need. They might be a little annoying to remove, but probably not much more than that.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Forgotten Animatronic

At 5 Mana, I'm not sure how many minions with less than 4 Attack anyone cares about losing.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Origami Frog

The twin of [card]Origami Crane[/card]. Find something with more Attack than a minion you want to kill has Health, then trade.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Floppy Hydra

Seems slow. But could be really good if you can trigger the Deathrattle two or three times on the same copy, thereby increasing your chances of drawing it again with doubled stats.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Origami Crane

Set the Health of some big minion to 1 and get whatever Health it had? Cool. High-Health Taunt minions are usually good, and this only costs 4 Mana, so it won't take your whole turn.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Nostalgic Gnome

Because "Honorable Kill" was a Fractured in Alterac Valley keyword. So this draws you a card if you can trade this into something with exactly 4 Health, then you can draw another card if there's something with 1 Health to …

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Nostalgic Clown

Shouldn't be too hard to activate the Battlecry on this. It will be nearly impossible not to with the Mini version.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Playhouse Giant

There will probably be some decks that can play this for free by turn 10. Can't feel bad about throwing down 8/8 worth of stats for absolutely nothing.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Li'Na, Shop Manager

Most you'll likely get out of this is a board full of random 4-Cost minions, then it dies next turn because it only has 3 Health. Maybe your board doesn't get wiped along with it, and you can buff it …

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Giftwrapped Whelp

Welp, this is going in every dragon deck from now until rotation.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Scarab Keychain

Probably not that great. I'm not sure about the chances of you getting a good card to play from this, and the body is terrible.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Tar Slime

This might be decent. I think [card]Tar Creeper[/card] was pretty good, and this is much like that.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Cosplay Contestant

This seems very easy to play around. Hell, your opponent could just play just about anything with a Battlecry. You won't get the Battlecry, just a vanilla version of the minion with 3/4 stats.

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Messmaker

Won't do a lot of damage, but the taunt forces your opponent to not ignore it, and it could heal you for 8 Health. Of course, your opponent will almost certainly have 2-3x more Attack on the board than this …

2 years, 3 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Bucket of Soldiers

Might be okay. It's 0-Attack, so you'll need to buff it and trade, or kill it yourself. Giving it taunt to force your opponent to kill it also works too.

2 years, 3 months ago