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New Neutral Minion - Lamplighter

I suppose this isn't likely to OTK, but in a dedicated elemental deck, it could hit pretty hard.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Overplanner

I'm not entirely sure how this would work. Is it three separate discovers, one for the first card, then the second, then the third? That would mean being able to pick the next three cards, but not the order you …

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Concierge

This might as well be a Rogue card.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Sailboat Captain

I'm pretty sure this could be really nasty. Effectively doubling a minion's attack tends to do that.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Scrapbooking Student

Would the copy have the same durability has the original, or would it go back to full? Maybe I'm wrong, but I think when you copy a minion it copies the current stats.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Bayfin Bodybuilder

I have no idea what this would be useful with.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Snoozin' Zookeeper

By turn 7, I expect the beast kills 3 minions before it dies in most cases.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Dread Deserter

I'm not seeing many options for randomly generating pirates. There's random minion generation, but that would have even worse odds.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Seaside Giant

Given the new mechanic of locations reopening early, a card like this is at least slightly more viable. I'm not expecting this to be meta defining or anything.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Griftah, Trusted Vendor

So phony doesn't mean a 1 Mana do nothing spell that fills up space in your opponent's hand? Still looks like a good card.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Octo-masseuse

Sure, this will kill nearly anything even without buffs, but I have a hard time seeing it sticking for even one turn when such threats are out.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Package Dealer

A 6-Cost card that does absolutely nothing except make it a bit more likely that your draws are better. Yeah, I don't think many are going to be using it. Except for oger memes.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Mixologist

These are the Kazakus potions, right? Those are pretty much always strong.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Demon Hunter Minion - Patches the Pilot

I'm not seeing many ways to buff these guys, so a 1/1 charge doesn't seem great, but you get six of them for basically free, so it's probably strong.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Bumbling Bellhop

Well, this will be good in decks that run big spells. Whether or not that will be a thing this expansion remains to be seen.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Customs Enforcer

Sounds like a big fuck you to thief decks. I'm not sure how necessary that is right now.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Carry-On Grub

Pay 1 Mana to add the top two cards in your deck to your hand? That's probably good.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Druid Minion - Cruise Captain Lora

Many locations look like they'd only be good in specific decks, if at all, so this probably isn't great.

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Neutral Minion - Gorgonzormu

I figure this is getting pretty good if you hold the cheese until it summons 4-Cost minions. I'm not sure you would often want to wait to get it up to 10-cost, but 6 or 7 should be pretty damn …

1 year, 9 months ago
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New Shaman Spell - Malted Magma

6 Mana, 3 damage to all is absolute crap, right? I guess it is a little more versatile, since if the board as a bunch of 1-Health tokens you only need to spend 2.

1 year, 9 months ago