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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    This looks like a great Taunt Warrior card. I don't know if there are enough good taunt minions to make that work, however.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    Another taunt minion that buffs taunt minions. I suppose you buff this and Blast Tortoise with Unlucky Powderman, then do something on turns 3 and 4, then buff that other card with this. Since I'm not bothering to look at the taunt minions available to Warrior, I don't know if this will do much else.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    It can buff Blast Tortoise, which is something you'll want to do. Not sure what else though.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    I'm wondering if you would potentially pick off some lesser threat just for the excavate. The 3 Mana cost might discourage that.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    I feel there's a subtle nod to Pokemon in there. As for the card, Anima Extractor is still around for now, that could potentially get this up to some pretty high damage numbers.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    Definitely much nicer with quickdraw, but maybe not completely worthless without it. You should be able to send all 5 damage to one minion if necessary, right?

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    Patchwerk comes to mind. I'm not sure if this will be as good, as you have no control over when you draw the T.N.T., so you could draw one when the enemy board is empty, or just not draw them soon enough and lose because you didn't destroy your opponent's key card on time.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    I don't think Paladin has a shortage of expensive holy spells that wouldn't mind this card. Also The Sunwell is holy, so you might be able to do something fun with that.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    This would only ever go to +9 because the number of cards never includes the card you just played, right? A 10/5 is certainly something that needs to be dealt with ASAP, and your opponent is likely to have to commit two or three cards to doing so because of the 5 Health.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    Feels weird that this gets cheaper the more effective it is. It's even free if your opponent has a full board, and unless they buffed their board, in most cases this should kill at least some of their minions.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    Tradeable and quickdraw is a really nice combination. Can't play it when you draw it? Trade it, and get another chance to get the quickdraw effect. And since quickdraw will allow this to kill anything that doesn't have divine shield or is targetable by spells, you're going to want to do that.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    Yeah, this looks like a solid card.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    I would assume that when the leftmost minion dies, the lifesteal is immediately transferred to the next minion. That could result in some massive healing in a single turn if you can keep the kamikaze chain going.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    I suppose the most useless possible play is to instantly trade your 3/3s into your opponent's. You could also certainly trade them into their minions that actually matter, but I'm not sure how much else you can do with this.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    Well, you can play The Badlands Bandits, then play this for free on turn 6, and also not worry about milling yourself. For sure you'll be able to play this even early than turn 6, but probably not for free. I have no idea how early though.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    So Paladin is getting their version of Sister Svalna. I wonder if every class will eventually get a permanent card. Being able to get second copies (since this requires a highlander deck) of your minions seems nice at any rate.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    I think I prefer how Rats of Extraordinary Size does it, with minions being summoned first. But then, that one only generates 1/1s while this generates 3/2s. How much do the tokens cost? 2?

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    I'm not sure I'm going to want to play this weak-ass weapon and wait three turns to excavate.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    Without looking at all the known quickdraw cards from other classes, I'm guessing this is going to be good. It's definitely nice that quickdraw doesn't care if the card entered your hand through draw, discover, or any other means.

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    Posted 1 year, 1 month ago

    For 7 Mana this should be able to hit face. Also, how often is Rogue holding less than three cards?