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Well, this will be good in decks that run big spells. Whether or not that will be a thing this expansion remains to be seen.

Sounds like a big fuck you to thief decks. I'm not sure how necessary that is right now.

Pay 1 Mana to add the top two cards in your deck to your hand? That's probably good.

Many locations look like they'd only be good in specific decks, if at all, so this probably isn't great.

I figure this is getting pretty good if you hold the cheese until it summons 4-Cost minions. I'm not sure you would often want to wait to get it up to 10-cost, but 6 or 7 should be pretty damn …

6 Mana, 3 damage to all is absolute crap, right? I guess it is a little more versatile, since if the board as a bunch of 1-Health tokens you only need to spend 2.

Well, its a way to get a trigger for [card]Velarok Windblade[/card]. That probably at least makes it not garbage.

So as long as you have corpses, you can use this as much as you want. Most of the time you aren't lacking for corpses, so this looks really good.

This sounds pretty decent. All the known drink spells look good. Maybe not top tier though.

I don't how many sunscreen generators there are, but it seems weak and slow. Certainly fits the theme of the expansion though.

I guess if you have an expensive weapon, this might be helpful. Body isn't that impressive, so I'm not sure.

Most locations seem pretty good, so this might be nice. Some might be pretty useless with some decks though.

Use this, Hero Power, use it again. Then next turn, Hero Power, and use it the final time. Well, it gets you few taunts quickly, that's for sure.

Sounds extra good with [card]Buttons[/card]. As for Shaman decks, probably needs more support.

Realistically, how many minions are you going to have starting on turn 5? Then you play this, and end your turn without a single attack or trade.

This might be powerful. Looks like there are enough Paladin spells that would benefit from this at the very least.

I don't know how well this would really work out, but drawing spells for every school represented by Death Knight and Shaman sounds nice.

Look a lot better than the original Marin. Though I think only the draw 3 cards and make them cost 0 treasure is good nearly 100% of the time.

Looks like you missed the Warlock article title.

What's up with all the card reveal articles saying Paladin in the title lately?