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The draw seems nice. If you wanted to trade this into something with high Health to kill it immediately, too bad because your opponent will hit it with a spell or trade something expendable into it their next turn.

I wonder if the location of the moustache on each minion will be defined manually. Not sure face recognition will work on all the potential minions it could draw. And it might be useful as a tutor for a big …

Seems a little expensive for what it does. I doubt you will care all that much for the 5/5 stats.

I'm not sure how good this will be, since the secrets have to be triggered the next turn or they're gone, and how often are secrets triggered right away?

This will be a great way of taking care of a big threat and making one of your own maybe bigger one thanks to the Divine Shield and Lifesteal.

Definitely expensive, but it might be good if you can keep it alive for more than a single turn. Plus there's the Mini. And the bot can go face.

Hopefully this plus the Mini will give you one or two useful spells for the turn you play it, but I'm not sure it will work out that way more often than not.

I feel this has the potential to be very good. Better make sure there's plenty of room in your hand.

At least you still have your hand and board. Surviving five turns while not being able to draw new cards and taking 10 fatigue damage (if I counted correctly) seems like a very tall order.

I don't know if this is better than [card]King Krush[/card], since it also costs 9 Mana, but has a bit less Attack and Health. The removal could prove to be very useful though.

Well, I love the way the card text is written for this. And it seems just plain good.

I have no idea how smart this will be, but it seems cool. Since I don't feel like going back and looking it up, I'm guessing the Wisdomball loses durability each time it casts a spell.

Well, the decks seem kind of insane. Obviously I can't say much more without seeing them, but it's nice to see some kind of Whizbang back in Standard.

When would this most likely wake up? Turn 4 or 5? By then, it's kind of crap.

Well, this might be an instant win, or it will whiff hard. Perhaps you could load up on big minions to increase your chances of putting up a big wall.

I'm definitely not going to try to evaluate all the possibilities, but there's almost certainly something for nearly every situation. They even let you pick the portrait art. How cool is that?

I guess we're doing Mech Warrior now. This looks really strong, especially if the mechs it resurrects have good deathrattles. Or at least can kill what they hit.

[card]Rattlegore[/card]'s baby brother. Not sure there's much else to say about this.

They're going all-in with the memes, aren't they? No idea how good this will actually be, but I guess there might be potential.

I doubt this will be hard to get all the way to "greater". Handbuff DK might just be good.