GoddammitDontShootMe

Hi. (Really I'm just posting to make myself an easy snowball target and I can't think of anything funny or interesting to say here)

I am. Funny how it works in Chrome, since Edge is based on Chromium. I wonder if it's just an older Chromium, or if Microsoft is doing some weird shit.

I don't know what the hell an avif file is, but that's what I got when I tried to open the image in a new tab because it wasn't loading.

They not any good in Wild or something?

Duos looks pretty damn cool. If I understand correctly, there's no random matchups, you always play with a friend. I guess that means you will have the in game text chat available, but I'm sure just about everyone will be …

While I might want another one of my minions to win [card]11468[/card], perhaps this is worth it to ensure my opponent never wins. Though I'm questioning it since this is 2 Mana more, for just some terrible 4/4 stats.

Alright, so what the hell is his true form?

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing if this is dormant on the board, you can play an excavate card to subtract 2 from the dormant turn counter. I can't imagine that would be hard to do somewhere in the minimum …

I'm just guessing that means the stats will be divided by 2 and split between the two elementals. I don't know how this will affect battlecries and such, but I kind of hope it doesn't. I'm not sure Mage will …

So we now have a Neutral card for every type. Clearing the enemy board and limiting them to one minion for the next turn is certainly going to be very strong. The magic bullets all look very good too.

Warrior definitely likes gaining armor, and this excavates too. This should be good.

This looks like a great Taunt Warrior card. I don't know if there are enough good taunt minions to make that work, however.

Another taunt minion that buffs taunt minions. I suppose you buff this and [card]Blast Tortoise[/card] with [card]Unlucky Powderman[/card], then do something on turns 3 and 4, then buff that other card with this. Since I'm not bothering to look at …

It can buff [card]Blast Tortoise[/card], which is something you'll want to do. Not sure what else though.

I'm wondering if you would potentially pick off some lesser threat just for the excavate. The 3 Mana cost might discourage that.

I feel there's a subtle nod to Pokemon in there. As for the card, [card]Anima Extractor[/card] is still around for now, that could potentially get this up to some pretty high damage numbers.

Definitely much nicer with quickdraw, but maybe not completely worthless without it. You should be able to send all 5 damage to one minion if necessary, right?

[card]Patchwerk[/card] comes to mind. I'm not sure if this will be as good, as you have no control over when you draw the T.N.T., so you could draw one when the enemy board is empty, or just not draw them …

I don't think Paladin has a shortage of expensive holy spells that wouldn't mind this card. Also [card]The Sunwell[/card] is holy, so you might be able to do something fun with that.

This would only ever go to +9 because the number of cards never includes the card you just played, right? A 10/5 is certainly something that needs to be dealt with ASAP, and your opponent is likely to have to …