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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    I'm not sure 2 attack lifesteal will be very useful, especially since you can't drop this, then buff it the same turn. So that leaves handbuffs. Also, this is a Lucio reference, isn't it?

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Does this really need the condition on the battlecry with that cost and stats?

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Well, this could lead to a lot of early game face damage.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    While I certainly don't feel like evaluating the pool of legendaries, I suspect you won't get a truly helpful card that often.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    I guess best case scenario it's turn 4 and you've managed to have two minions survive since last turn, but how often is that going to happen?

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    I don't know what you would target with this, probably something with a nice aura effect that as less health than this (which might be nearly everything).

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Probably not going to be very good. Druid might have been able to make use of the finale, had Wildheart Guff not been leaving Standard. Probably still garbage even so.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    The after this attacks bit doesn't care if the player initiated the attack, does it? If it doesn't, then nice.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Looks pretty good for memes. No serious deck will want this of course.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Return of Pogo-Hopper? This grows half as fast, but it has charge. I don't imagine many classes besides Rogue will like this since Valeera has all the bounce cards.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    This might enable some shenanigans.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    I'm going to skip looking through the pool of Wild 5-Cost minions and just assume this will low-roll more often than not.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Dead Man's Hand for everybody I guess, except with a body this time.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Every class is getting a weapon, so perhaps every class will want to include this. I can only hope because that will say something about the quality of the new weapons.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    This should be interesting. The finale guarantees you steal at least one of your opponent's card before this dies, which is nice. Not that I'd want this do stay alive for long as I think I would rather play my own deck.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Looks like a nice hand-buff card. In other words, a card for Blood DK and maybe Murloc Warlock.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    I don't know what the chances are this will actually put something useful on the top of the opponent's deck. I guess it could still be useful even if they can't play it right away.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Nice Spinal Tap reference. I don't know who wouldn't want an extra mana crystal and extra card in their hand. Well, except for decks that don't tend to hold a lot of cards or tend to win before 10 mana.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    Still a lot of early stats, even if it gets weaker each turn. I'm assuming even probability for whether this loses attack or health, but 4 damage on your turn 4 is nothing to scoff at.

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    Posted 1 year, 9 months ago

    I'm not sure this is going to be that great for tempo since it starts at 1-Cost. Maybe if this was a 0-Cost minion or the effect started at 3- or 4-Cost.