GoddammitDontShootMe

2 mana deal 5 damage with lifesteal is pretty insane. I suspect Thrall is going to be overloading pretty often.

Lots of minions you won't mind playing twice, and you get a rush minion to trade with. What's not to like?

I'm not sure how, but this is going to enable some bullshit.

I'm failing to understand why you would want to do all this to yourself. Maybe Discard Warlock could use this. That's a pretty big maybe.

Permanent cost reduction for a bunch of Shaman cards. No way this isn't going to be strong.

Extra durability on a weapon is usually good.

This is so easy to kill, it will probably barely slow your opponent down.

Certainly looks nice if you can play a 1-drop on turn 1, then this on 2. Might not happen enough for this to be amazing.

I guess this will go in whatever deck runs [card]The One-Amalgam Band[/card].

I'm not sure 2 attack lifesteal will be very useful, especially since you can't drop this, then buff it the same turn. So that leaves handbuffs. Also, this is a Lucio reference, isn't it?

Does this really need the condition on the battlecry with that cost and stats?

Well, this could lead to a lot of early game face damage.

While I certainly don't feel like evaluating the pool of legendaries, I suspect you won't get a truly helpful card that often.

I guess best case scenario it's turn 4 and you've managed to have two minions survive since last turn, but how often is that going to happen?

I don't know what you would target with this, probably something with a nice aura effect that as less health than this (which might be nearly everything).

Probably not going to be very good. Druid might have been able to make use of the finale, had [card]Wildheart Guff[/card] not been leaving Standard. Probably still garbage even so.

The after this attacks bit doesn't care if the player initiated the attack, does it? If it doesn't, then nice.

Looks pretty good for memes. No serious deck will want this of course.

Return of [card]Pogo-Hopper[/card]? This grows half as fast, but it has charge. I don't imagine many classes besides Rogue will like this since Valeera has all the bounce cards.

This might enable some shenanigans.