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The tokens cost 3, so if you play this on curve, the most your opponent can play next turn is one, then hopefully you can trade and get a mutual kill and get the second token and come out ahead …

Might be a decent clear if you can hit it with a hand-buff.

Probably not going to be that good. Too much crap in the weapon pool.

Mage might find a way to annoy people with this.

I have no idea why you would want this card.

Discover two spells on turn 5 is probably good.

This is certainly one of the most interesting cards I've seen ever. Not sure what cards I would put in the sideboard though.

Last menagerie card I remember using was [card]Ringmaster Whatley[/card]. No idea what classes would be using such an archetype this time around.

I wonder if you play this late, how much self-damage stuff you can play without losing health. I'd assume you'd want to do more than just hero power and save 2 health.

Probably good. 3 damage may not be enough for a full clear by turn 5, but it should kill a decent amount.

Keyword soup. Sometimes good, but I don't think this is going to be another [card]Zilliax[/card].

I guess best case scenario you coin this at 3, and get an extra 4 face damage. Probably not going to be one of the most powerful cards.

If I'm not mistaken, with cards like this, all you have to do is play cards with the keyword, and it doesn't matter if the condition is satisfied or not. Though in almost all cases you would probably want to …

Okay, this is potentially a lot of health restoration for 1 mana. Too bad [card]Xyrella[/card] is leaving us.

Priest doesn't seem to be known for summoning minions on turn 1, so this will likely not be useful on curve. Unless your opponent plays something early that would actually be worth you buffing in order to get a copy …

If you play this on curve or the previous turn with coin, I can't find anything to play next turn that would restore 5 or more health to this. Assuming it would even be alive next turn since your opponent …

I don't suppose a deck where you play a holy spell every turn so that your opponent has to pop your divine shield on each of their turns would be viable. Might be annoying for anybody that can't easily pop …

I guess the Discover is for when you draw this late, and you've already drawn all your good beasts. Or for all that stuff that let's you get both Choose One effects.

Swaps between hand and board? Or becomes "2 random minions +4/+4"? Former might be OP, since I don't think you are likely to have trouble getting four or more minions on the board.

Change should mean increase or decrease, so if you equip this then swing at a high attack minion you're on your way to a pretty beefy minion when you break this.