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Well, not having to actually pay for the 8/8s is pretty nice. Still, it makes it harder to draw the card you probably wanted to draw, and you could be waiting awhile to get any payoff from this. Seems good …

This probably has too much potential to backfire to be competitively viable. Should be fun to play though.

I guess if you really need to trade, you can target the biggest minion necessary with this, then not lose as many minions as you would've. Doesn't look super impressive though.

Mech Rogue? I suppose you could magnetize this to a large mech and hit face or remove a large threat the next turn without it dying first.

I'm not sure how many handbuffs you could expect to get off this. Maybe even zero if you don't magnetize this to a rush minion. Or maybe magnetize it to something with high health so that you get two or …

This might be good. I can't figure out from looking at Paladin's current cards what you might want to resurrect since most of the minions are battlecry minions.

This could be up to a 4 damage one-sided aoe. That's pretty damn good for a 4 mana 3/4. Pretty good even if you only play two different spell schools before this.

I suppose it would be at least somewhat situation dependent, but I'm wondering what the best order to activate the abilities would be. Maybe 1 secret, then enemy cards cost 2 more, then 20 damage to face? If it lives …

This comes out late, but damn, that can be a lot of stats for very cheap. Probably game ending if your opponent can't clear it.

I don't know why you would ever play this without forging it. It may cost 3 mana to forge and play, but that would be worth it for any choose one the costs 3 or more.

Good thing you can use the abilities on the same turn you play the card, otherwise this would be useless. The draw option is guaranteed to make you burn a card unless you have 11 mana crystals and a 1-Cost …

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I mentioned this in Discord a long time ago, but I figured …

We need a meta where a treant deck counters an undead deck so we can have Plants vs. Zombies.

I got two today, and it looks like we might be able to get two more tomorrow, and another two on the 10th.

I'm just a little surprised it took them this long. It sucks a bit, but we're supposed to earn those cards. I'm at 90-something wins, so I've almost got my rares legitimately.

I wonder if this is the patch where we lose all the golden DK cards we aren't supposed to have.

Another card for Thief Rogue. Yay. Perhaps one out of the three choices will be good, though your opponent's cards are likely to be better for their deck than your deck.

I guess this might be good if you have the coin and your opponent played a minion the first turn. Otherwise you'll need to make sure to spend all but 1 mana crystal before playing this. Which is often pretty …

While there are some good elementals of those costs, there's also quite a few of them, so I'm not feeling good about the odds of getting something helpful. And Mage doesn't have any real payoff for playing elementals currently.

This looks like a pretty sweet turn 1 play, but of course it's even less good on another turn than the typical early game minion. Unless you have the right cards to trigger the finale anyway.