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I wonder if this is the patch where we lose all the golden DK cards we aren't supposed to have.

Another card for Thief Rogue. Yay. Perhaps one out of the three choices will be good, though your opponent's cards are likely to be better for their deck than your deck.

I guess this might be good if you have the coin and your opponent played a minion the first turn. Otherwise you'll need to make sure to spend all but 1 mana crystal before playing this. Which is often pretty …

While there are some good elementals of those costs, there's also quite a few of them, so I'm not feeling good about the odds of getting something helpful. And Mage doesn't have any real payoff for playing elementals currently.

This looks like a pretty sweet turn 1 play, but of course it's even less good on another turn than the typical early game minion. Unless you have the right cards to trigger the finale anyway.

Druid is really piling on the armor gain. What's some more? Or perhaps you play this on another turn and kill something with your +4 attack or more. I'm not sure if this plus Zok Fogsnout would be a good …

I imagine you could equip this around turn 5, play two or three cheap minions, then maybe play a few more next turn, and give something a pretty good buff. 

I'm a little uncertain that conditionally giving them taunt justifies spending 3 mana on 2 mana worth of minions. Might be good if it always gave them taunt.

Restore 8 health and get a 3/3 taunt? Sure, I'll take that. Unless your against a hyper-aggro deck or something, you probably won't be down 8 health by turn 3, but it probably won't be too hard to activate the …

Pretty nice if your opponent happens to have a few minions on turn 3 (looking at Druid).

This gets you a good amount of stuff, but does Demon Hunter want to not have any minions on turn 5? Maybe you can put one kind of weapon in your deck to reliably tutor it.

Well, this looks good. You might want to play this later so you can afford the big spells and summon the big minions.

Seems like a very nice turn 3 play, especially if you get two cheap minions you can play next turn.

Would've been pretty average if you had to always pay mana, but you usually have a lot more health, and it will free up mana crystals for other cards. So pretty damn nice.

I think Warrior has enough ways to gain armor that this could wipe almost any board. But then, your opponent could destroy it when you have the board advantage.

After you eliminate all minions that are only good because of its battlecry, what's left? I don't know if this is what swaps means, but I suspect spending 5 mana for a 1-Cost minion with +5/+5 is even worse.

Damn expensive for 3 damage, and I fail to understand why the conditional part justifies such extra cost.

Decent clear, but does the 6/6 have taunt or anything? Does it become do 6 damage to all minions and summon a 3/3 on alternate turns?

No idea how good this will be, but I think Shaman has a decent number of good spells.

This seems a bit useless. You get another 1/2 in your hand that gives you a 1/2 if you play it after your board has been cleared.