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I'm going to skip looking through the pool of Wild 5-Cost minions and just assume this will low-roll more often than not.

[card]Dead Man's Hand[/card] for everybody I guess, except with a body this time.

Every class is getting a weapon, so perhaps every class will want to include this. I can only hope because that will say something about the quality of the new weapons.

This should be interesting. The finale guarantees you steal at least one of your opponent's card before this dies, which is nice. Not that I'd want this do stay alive for long as I think I would rather play my …

Looks like a nice hand-buff card. In other words, a card for Blood DK and maybe Murloc Warlock.

I don't know what the chances are this will actually put something useful on the top of the opponent's deck. I guess it could still be useful even if they can't play it right away.

Nice Spinal Tap reference. I don't know who wouldn't want an extra mana crystal and extra card in their hand. Well, except for decks that don't tend to hold a lot of cards or tend to win before 10 mana.

Still a lot of early stats, even if it gets weaker each turn. I'm assuming even probability for whether this loses attack or health, but 4 damage on your turn 4 is nothing to scoff at.

I'm not sure this is going to be that great for tempo since it starts at 1-Cost. Maybe if this was a 0-Cost minion or the effect started at 3- or 4-Cost.

Should've had a "if you control 2 of this minion" effect.

When was the last time mech decks were meta? If they are again, this guy should be pretty decent.

It's a taunt with a lot of health and a decent aoe damage deathrattle, but it seems pretty expensive for what it gives you.

The tokens cost 3, so if you play this on curve, the most your opponent can play next turn is one, then hopefully you can trade and get a mutual kill and get the second token and come out ahead …

Might be a decent clear if you can hit it with a hand-buff.

Probably not going to be that good. Too much crap in the weapon pool.

Mage might find a way to annoy people with this.

I have no idea why you would want this card.

Discover two spells on turn 5 is probably good.

This is certainly one of the most interesting cards I've seen ever. Not sure what cards I would put in the sideboard though.

Last menagerie card I remember using was [card]Ringmaster Whatley[/card]. No idea what classes would be using such an archetype this time around.