GoddammitDontShootMe

I just want to point out that the link at the bottom leads to Data Reaper Report 195.

I clicked the banner and nothing was there.

Not mine:

https://twitter.com/PoisonFang009/status/1478792781615276033

I think that 100k will be hit long before the end of the expansion.

Maybe something glitched, but I got Smash that Fury Button during a Casual game. And probably completed the requirement for it another six times since because my main deck is Fel DH.

I wondered if I had fucked up when I saw the headline and had already disenchanted him. Thankfully I'd done so on the 7th and so I'd gotten the 1600 dust.

+1/+1 to a single random minion seems weak.

I'm not sure what a couple of 1/1s are going to do for you.

This probably kills most things you could play on turn 2 or 3, so it might slow your opponent down a bit. Too bad it will likely die the first time it attacks.

I'm not sure this is going to be all that good.

I could see this being a good answer to the opponent summoning a bunch of 1 health minions.

I think we've found this expansion's [card]Magma Rager[/card].

Well, somebody will probably find a way to make this work to their advantage over the other player.

Is this too expensive for aggro decks?

Tutors are usually good I think. I could see this in Warrior to help the [card]Frozen Buckler[/card] + [card]Shield Shatter[/card] combo.

This might be something to throw into a frost Shaman deck.

Well, [card]11462[/card] is a thing. Not sure if that makes this good. Maybe just less bad.

So if you drop this when there's a 3 health minion on the board you can get one more attack out of this. I wonder if this would be any better if it said "you can attack again" so you …

At least it dies easily.

This looks like a pretty damn nice defensive card. Only option is to use spells, or you might have a lot of frozen minions trying to get rid of this.

I guess this could be good if big minions are popular. Absolute waste if it hits something that only has 3 health or some shit.