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Murder at Castle Nathria Demon Hunter Flavor Text


Murder at Castle Nathria Druid Flavor Text


Murder at Castle Nathria Hunter Flavor Text

  • Huntsman Altimor - He loves all his Gargons equally. (Hecutis is his favorite and it's not close.)
  • Ara'lon - If I had a nickel for every time a Hunter Legendary minion in Castle Nathria summoned three different companions, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
  • Wild Spirits - Wait, this card just released! It should be Standard Spirits!
  • Stag Charge - Stag! You're it!
  • Collateral Damage - 1 + 2 + 2 + 1
  • Castle Kennels - Play dead! Oh?
  • Spirit Poacher - Always poach from your local spirit shelter.
  • Stonebound Gargon - Really good at "stay."
  • Frenzied Fangs - That's one stylish bat.
  • Batty Guest - His favorite food is chocolate cereal.

Murder at Castle Nathria Mage Flavor Text

  • Kel'Thuzad, the Inevitable - Looks like Kel'Thuzad is borrowing some of Mr. Bigglesworth's nine lives.
  • Orion, Mansion Manager - The secrets of the universe are vast... and will be revealed sometime later this game.
  • Vengeful Visage - The mirror shows us nothing less than the deepest, darkest desire of our hearts: to go face.
  • Solid Alibi - That pillow knows too much...
  • Deathborne - Kel'Thuzad thinks adding a silent 'e' at the end of words makes them sound cooler.
  • Nightcloak Sanctum - For VIPs only. (Very Infused Person)
  • Suspicious Alchemist - Side effects may include feeling totally fine! Don't even worry about it.
  • Cold Case - And that's why you keep your skeletons in your closet instead of your freezer.
  • Chatty Bartender - "So a Venthyr, an Old God, and a Tauren walk into a bar..."
  • Frozen Touch - Is this what Bob was talking about when he said he served a drink to a Death Knight once?

Murder at Castle Nathria Paladin Flavor Text

  • The Countess - 3 Legendary Invitations, AH AH AH!
  • Stewart the Steward - How many bites does it take to get the center of an hors d'oeuvre?
  • Elitist Snob - "I heard the Sire invited a Murloc! How dreadful!"
  • Promotion - And with the new title of 'Golden Hand Recruit', you also get a pay raise!
  • Divine Toll - Never send to know for whom the bell tolls.
  • Service Bell - The bell tolls for us! Waiter, we need more water!
  • Great Hall - It's fabulous! It's grand! It's, well it's really very nice.
  • Buffet Biggun - "Look, I just want to know what kind of monster put raisins in this."
  • Muckborn Servant - Party guests never tip as well as the patrons in Bob's tavern.
  • Sinful Sous Chef - If this dinner party goes well, she thinks she has a good shot at being on Fel's Kitchen.

Murder at Castle Nathria Priest Flavor Text

  • Pelagos - He's a great judge of character.
  • The Harvester of Envy - "Ah, permission shmermission! You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back before it's missed. Everyone knows that! Right?"
  • Boon of the Ascended - Ascension is not some external power granted to you, it is the power you find within yourself.
  • Mysterious Visitor - Dave, we can tell this letter is fake - it's in your handwriting. And take off that stupid hood, you're embarrassing us.
  • Clean the Scene - Not even the holy Light can get anima out of white silk.
  • Cathedral of Atonement - You'll actually find more than one tonement here.
  • Suspicious Usher - "Oh please, let me take your jacket, luggage, and absurdly large shoulder pads."
  • Partner in Crime - "You know what we need? Some rope." "That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for."
  • Identity Theft - Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
  • The Light! It Burns! - Wait, if you're over there, then who's messing with the lights?!

Murder at Castle Nathria Rogue Flavor Text

  • Halkias - Everybody tough until the sinstones start walking.
  • Necrolord Draka - We originally planned on giving Rogue a Legendary minion called "The Moon", but SOMEONE jumped in the frame.
  • Ghastly Gravedigger - Some people take their secrets to the grave.
  • Kidnap - Check your coat, but don't check the coat closet.
  • Serrated Bone Spike - Draka, in an attempt to help, threw them a bone.
  • Sinstone Graveyard - A graveyard in the realm of the dead; a bit redundant, don't you think?
  • Door of Shadows - Upon arrival, please ring the doorbell of shadows, and wipe your shoes on the doormat of shadows before entering.
  • Private Eye - Eye see what you did there.
  • Double Cross - Valeera revealed herself to be a double agent. At which point Maiev felt comfortable revealing that she also was a double agent. And then Scabbs announced to everybody that - get this - he was a double agent.
  • Sticky Situation - "Now this is what I'd call..." "...just shut up."

Murder at Castle Nathria Shaman Flavor Text

  • Baroness Vashj - Vashj was supposed to make an appearance in "The Sunken City," but after a freak accident in "Ashes of Outland," she ended up here.
  • The Stonewright - She wrights stone better than she reads it.
  • Gigantotem - Totem Golem's uncle, gone too soon.
  • Primordial Wave - A primordial hello to you too!
  • Party Favor Totem - It's the gift (totem) that keeps on giving (totems)!
  • Muck Pools - Making a dredger is easier than you'd think. You don't need to worry about mucking it up!
  • Convincing Disguise - Okay gang, let's see who's really under the mask? *gasp* Old Man Bru'kan!?
  • Criminal Lineup - Number 1, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"?
  • Crud Caretaker - All it takes is a little love and a LOT of junk!
  • Carving Chisel - Look at your stone. Visualize the totem within. Then gently...

Murder at Castle Nathria Warlock Flavor Text


Murder at Castle Nathria Warrior Flavor Text


Murder at Castle Nathria Neutral Flavor Text

  • Sire Denathrius - History has a way of altering villains so that we can no longer see ourselves in them. Unfortunately for the Venthyr, they all look like Sire Denathrius.
  • Kael'thas Sinstrider - You heard about Kael'thas? That's messed up, right?
  • Theotar, the Mad Duke - "I'm afraid you've gone mad! You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best souls are."
  • Prince Renathal - A lot of kids go through a rebellious phase, but Prince Renathal's was a bit extreme.
  • Murloc Holmes - When you have eliminated the imfroggable, whatever remains, however uncroakable, must be the truth.
  • Insatiable Devourer - You're not you when you're anima-starved.
  • Party Crasher - "Do you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere?" "... no, not really."
  • Sinfueled Golem - That poor golem is going to be stuck as a guard forever. He can never get a head!
  • Demolition Renovator - "Look, the Sire said he wanted something more open concept..."
  • Ashen Elemental - "The castle was nice but the fireplaces were too small - 2/5 stars"
  • Famished Fool - He's not hungry for food, he's starving for attention!
  • Steamcleaner - Business is slow since the anima shortage began. Things just don't get stained like they used to!
  • Dispossessed Soul - I'm afraid it came as a great shock to her when she died.
  • Invitation Courier - Sending mail via steward is soooo old school.
  • Crooked Cook - There are many things not called poison which can kill a man. But in this case, it is poison.
  • Stoneborn General - Leads with an iron fist and a stony demeanor.
  • Red Herring - He's got gill-ty written all over him!
  • Masked Reveler - "It's party time! P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!"
  • Bog Beast - I'm sure at least one of those bones is from an actual beast.
  • Muck Plumber - If you drink muck, you go to the Maw before you die.
  • Stoneborn Accuser - "I SAW THEM VENT, I SWEAR!"
  • Sinrunner - Blanchy was said to be an affectionate and well-behaved horse in life. How she ended up in Revendreth? We're too afraid to ask.
  • Scuttlebutt Ghoul - No 'if's, 'and's, or 'scuttlebutt's'!
  • Murlocula - The best part of Murlocula is when he said "IT'S MRRGLIN' TIME" and totally mrrgled those guys.
  • Forensic Duster - He had plenty of experience with dusting things from his time as a butler, so when a murder was committed he saw a real job opportunity!
  • Dinner Performer - BANG!
  • Creepy Painting - I do not like this painting, Harth. Its smug aura mocks me.
  • Volatile Skeleton - These ice sculpures look so realistic!
  • Roosting Gargoyle - Jalapeñas!
  • Anonymous Informant - It turns out she wasn't so great at keeping secrets after all.
  • Sketchy Stranger - More of a 'Painted Stranger' if you ask me.
  • Maze Guide - "And if you look to your left, you'll see an even larger statue of Sire Denathrius!"
  • Priest of the Deceased - "Funnel cakes? I haven't had those in years?"
  • Sinstone Totem - This one's heavier than the wooden totems. Mostly from the weight of your sins.
  • Dredger Staff - The dredger staff held the dredger knife and said, "Dredger bow before the Sire!"

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