Elise Starseeker: Queen of BMing

Submitted 5 years, 4 months ago by

I pre-ordered this expansion for only one reason: the sexy druid, Elise Starseeker!!!

I have never had so much fun BMing in my entire life!!! Some of you probably still believe this art (yeah, BMing is a type of art ;) ) is bad and childish, but c'mon, we play games to have fun after all, and what is more fun than making fun of your opponents when they cannot hit you in the face because you are behind a keyboard??? :D :D :D

I'm totally convinced this hero is perfect for the job. Why? Let's take a look at her best emotes:

- "You have legendary skill, my friend" (Well Played): Totally savage when you use it to mock your opponents (which is 100% of the time, probably).

- "I will teach you a lesson" (Threaten): This emote is perfect to spam and also, to use it at the begining of any match. Just for using it only one time, your opponent knows already you are an arrogant douche full of yourself!!! :D :D :D

And finally...

- "This is a... teaching moment" (Oops): Perfect emote when you have lethal, makes you look arrogant and superior to your opponent (just like the Threaten emote does), but the most important thing about it is that it also fits perfectly after a match of spamming "I will teach you a lesson", which usually makes your opponent insanely angry and salty, because well, you had it planned all the time, my friend, didn't you? ;) ;) ;) Receiving a friend request because of this is not a rare thing, my dear ex-Hearthpwners. :D :D :D

 

For this three reasons (and probably many more...) Elise Starseeker is THE QUEEN OF BMING!!! Or do you think there is already other hero in the game better for the job? Make a comment on this thread to prove me wrong, please. :) :) :)

 

Note: I know I'm going to be downvoted to hell by cry babies, but well, who cares??? I had to make this thread, I couldn't resist the temptation!!! :P :P :P

  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    I pre-ordered this expansion for only one reason: the sexy druid, Elise Starseeker!!!

    I have never had so much fun BMing in my entire life!!! Some of you probably still believe this art (yeah, BMing is a type of art ;) ) is bad and childish, but c'mon, we play games to have fun after all, and what is more fun than making fun of your opponents when they cannot hit you in the face because you are behind a keyboard??? :D :D :D

    I'm totally convinced this hero is perfect for the job. Why? Let's take a look at her best emotes:

    - "You have legendary skill, my friend" (Well Played): Totally savage when you use it to mock your opponents (which is 100% of the time, probably).

    - "I will teach you a lesson" (Threaten): This emote is perfect to spam and also, to use it at the begining of any match. Just for using it only one time, your opponent knows already you are an arrogant douche full of yourself!!! :D :D :D

    And finally...

    - "This is a... teaching moment" (Oops): Perfect emote when you have lethal, makes you look arrogant and superior to your opponent (just like the Threaten emote does), but the most important thing about it is that it also fits perfectly after a match of spamming "I will teach you a lesson", which usually makes your opponent insanely angry and salty, because well, you had it planned all the time, my friend, didn't you? ;) ;) ;) Receiving a friend request because of this is not a rare thing, my dear ex-Hearthpwners. :D :D :D

     

    For this three reasons (and probably many more...) Elise Starseeker is THE QUEEN OF BMING!!! Or do you think there is already other hero in the game better for the job? Make a comment on this thread to prove me wrong, please. :) :) :)

     

    Note: I know I'm going to be downvoted to hell by cry babies, but well, who cares??? I had to make this thread, I couldn't resist the temptation!!! :P :P :P

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  • GypsiHunter's Avatar
    Lava Coil 100 19 Posts Joined 06/15/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Stop. I didnt want to get the bundle before. I do love my newest shaman hero. I dont like to do the annoying BM (read spamming) but a few of his phrases at the right time feel pretty good

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  • duppie's Avatar
    HearthStationeer 320 240 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago
    2019
    being in a position to bm as druid

    this should probably be in the wild section

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  • GypsiHunter's Avatar
    Lava Coil 100 19 Posts Joined 06/15/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Nonsense...when your opponent makes a mistake or you highroll with your tokens, a few moments present themselves.

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago
    Quote From duppie
    2019
    being in a position to bm as druid

    this should probably be in the wild section

    Are you kidding, right? Brainless Druid (I mean... Token Druid :P :P :P) is a pretty good deck, dude. ;)

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  • LyraSilvertongue's Avatar
    360 383 Posts Joined 06/01/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Nobody will ever out BM my precious Nemsy!

    "D'aww, thank you!"

    "That was awesome!"

    "Hehe, you'd make a cute puppet!"

    "Wow! Well played!"

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  • Aenarion's Avatar
    Academy Adventurer 435 129 Posts Joined 06/04/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Cool. You need to actually win with Druid first, tho; which is kinda hard right now.

    Bring back old Warrior Control.

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago
    Quote From LyraSilvertongue

    Nobody will ever out BM my precious Nemsy!

    "D'aww, thank you!"

    "That was awesome!"

    "Hehe, you'd make a cute puppet!"

    "Wow! Well played!"

    Nemsy is awesome too!!! :D :D :D

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  • Trollbert's Avatar
    Excited Elf 510 338 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    She's great for BM'ing but I wish they swapped the art for the Elise card and the Elise hero portrait.  Haven't purchased it though.  I'm hoping to win it....  Hey flux about that drawing....

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 640 841 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Please, have you ever heard of: “Hello”

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago
    Quote From PopeNeia

    Please, have you ever heard of: “Hello”

    If you are talking about Sir Annoy-O, I have some news for you, my friend: it sucks!!! :)

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  • Marega's Avatar
    620 872 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Nothing wrong with emoting. I always turn it off and only emote if im up against a big priest.

    However " suffer as the wildlands suffer" is a pretty good emote in my opinion. Jaina DK emotes are pretty savage too

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  • NightCrawler's Avatar
    Lava Coil 315 159 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    The lines are great but she doesn't say them with the right emotion to convey what you're trying to do except for maybe the well played

    A simple "Wow..." is all Anduin needs to deliver the same intent with his tone

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 640 841 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Even when I sleep, I can still hear him going "HELLO!" in my dreams...

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • Synesthesy's Avatar
    240 142 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    I like Elise too, even if I think I won't buy the preorder.

    However, if you want to BM someone, you should say something like "YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!" just before dropping a Mecha'Thun.

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  • Zwane's Avatar
    Wizard 320 423 Posts Joined 06/04/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    I think this is an interesting aspect of HS, since its rng nature it can trigger some strong emotions, which can be triggered/aggravated by the right emote at the right time. I always try to be cool, but when faced with some bad rng which makes me lose or gets me a lot behind early in the game I sometimes yell out in agony and land my fist hard on the table. Did not eat my keyboard yet. And when I get irritated by the emotes of the opponent I just press squelch. And most of the time I do not hear it very loud since I have music on and the output volume of HS is almost 0.

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  • Almaniarra's Avatar
    HearthStationeer 1000 1509 Posts Joined 03/21/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    You will pay for that, Cur ! and;

    You're shivering, Are you afraid ? Frost Lich Jaina one of the best !

    Unpopular Opinion Incarnate

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  • Pezman's Avatar
    Staff Writer 2235 2285 Posts Joined 06/03/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    I've been on the fence about getting Elise, and haven't seen others playing her. Ran into her once, but she never said anything!

    "Be excellent to each other." -Bill and Ted

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  • Shosupply's Avatar
    Soulgorger 740 220 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    I been playing a Maly/taunt druid so I could use her.  I don't really care for token druid.  Her emotes are fun though!  I really miss Frost Lich Jaina.  She had some of the best!

    O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
    Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!

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  • BORIS's Avatar
    115 29 Posts Joined 07/24/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    this dosnt work for me because i play wild 

    and in wild druids swith to Malfurion the Pestilent

    although i quite like DK malfurion line "the cycle of decay begins"

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  • Majere's Avatar
    490 180 Posts Joined 06/01/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    I always liked Scourgelord Garrosh - Failure!

    May all your legendaries be golden.

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  • RavenSunHS's Avatar
    Refreshment Vendor 880 1487 Posts Joined 03/27/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Yeah, but does she *sound* as arrogant as Jaina?

    Elise still looks like a genuine, gentle character.

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  • Alfi's Avatar
    Devoted Academic 1790 1375 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago
    Quote From Sherman1986

    For this three reasons (and probably many more...) Elise Starseeker is THE QUEEN OF BMING!!! Or do you think there is already other hero in the game better for the job? Make a comment on this thread to prove me wrong, please. :) :) :)

    Helloooooo. Helloooooooooooooo.

    Hellooooo?

    Hello!

    -=alfi=-

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  • Tetsuo's Avatar
    Magma Rager 840 638 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago
    Quote From Majere

    I always liked Scourgelord Garrosh - Failure!

    THIS. I loved hitting my opponents with this right before delivering lethal. Garrosh's tone is just perfect--the way he drags the word out makes it seem like he's mocking the opponent while standing over him. 

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  • Dakarian's Avatar
    140 97 Posts Joined 03/26/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago
    Quote From Almaniarra

    You will pay for that, Cur ! and;

    You're shivering, Are you afraid ? Frost Lich Jaina one of the best !

    OMG you're right.  I still remember a game where my opponent, as her, healed herself to full from near death and basically had the game on lock.  I got worried that I had lost at that point, then THAT emote came out.

    F... U.  DOUBLE that because she was right.

     

    I'm weird though.  Things like wow spam doesn't really bother me. In fact, those live action card reveals with that priest ruined it: now I just find it funny.  But emotes that comment on the situation accurately really REALLY hurt.

    So yeah, seeing a game where I screwed up and, right at the end be told "this is a ..teachable moment" is going to suck. Thankfully most trollers aren't that good at what they do, so it'll be fine.

     

    Why trade with minions when you can face for...billions? 

           

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