The only character I can think of that "ascended to royalty" is Alexstrasza. Would also fit the rest of the riddle pretty well I think. 

Mal'Ganis it is, back to you KANSAS :D

You're on the right track. It's a bit more iconic than that, though. 

Okay, wasn't that easy after all. None of the cards you mentioned is correct. First hint: I violated Live4vrRdieTryin's first tip. 

Since it was my turn before KANSAS, this is an easy one. 

I buff and attac

I guard and protec

I'm essential for every infernal deck

The Boogeymonster? 

Just read an article about that archetype which stated that Savage Roar is a key card. Did you try that out? Might be great with Gidra. 

Update: I asked them about release time on twitter and they answered that they're plan is to start beta testing in the following weeks. They hope we'll participate and help them create a great game. :-) 

There's a Dragon Ball card game?! Oh. My. God. 

Yes, KANSAS is right, it is Cruel Dinomancer. Well done, I'm looking forward to your riddle! 

I don't think Expired Merchant needed to be mentioned, you got it anyway. The lines were referring to the flavor text, the infinite combo and Spiritsinger Umbra ("aunty"). 

None of those, but KANSAS almost had it with Dreadsteed.

Hint: one of the lines refers to the flavor text. 

No, but you're headed in the right direction. 

None of those. The card does have a Deathrattle, but you should focus on the second line. 

Nope.

Now that's actually a cool one. Thanks!

AngryShuckie is right, both weapons should lose durability, since they are both being used. I wouldn't mind the attack stacking, that would be more intuitive than being able to attack twice imho. Intuitive gameplay would also be a major argument against JackJimson's idea of an off hand penalty. One thing we should keep in mind is the existence of Kayn Sunfury and the massive attack Illidan can gain with a combination of Weapons and spells. This mechanic could be broken in DH.

Great deck! Went 5-3 on the first day of the new season with it. 1 game was lost due to not drawing a single minion untile turn 5 against a Raza Priest. Will defintely use this to farm some Druid wins this month. Thanks for sharing!

I'm not here to make friends

I'll cause you trouble without ends

Once my vocal aunty's around

Only transforming will save you, not even Taunt.

So... have I understood correctly that we'll get the first skin from the left? Which is... exactly the same as the 1.000 wins portrait minus the hood? Come on Blizzard, is this really that hard?

[Hearthstone Card (oaken summons) Not Found]? 

Edit: Iron Hide.