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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Great support for elementals. And that's it, I've posted my dumb, barely informed thoughts on all 135 cards. Now I just have 5 hours to rate them all.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Druids will probably be holding nature spells more often than not, so this will be good. Maybe shamans too.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    No other cards give you immediate spell damage +2 for that cheap. Only good once though, so good for a little extra burst.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Better than Leper Gnome? This looks like it will be the only cheap neutral option for dealing direct damage to the enemy hero either way.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    This should go really well with Lushwater Murcenary. Unless you don't want a 5/3 with rush for some reason.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Looks like a welcome card for any Murloc deck to me. MRRLGL MRRL MGGGL

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Is this the best of the watch posts? Your opponent can't stop themselves from drawing unlike playing minions or casting spells, and it's the cheapest one. I don't know though, Crossroads Watch Post looks more impactful, especially if their deck is spell heavy.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Might be used in some secret decks. Scales faster than Secretkeeper, but you don't have much control over when it gets buffed. Secretkeeper is leaving Standard, so maybe this will replace it anyway.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Might take away some of the pain from Darkspear Berserker. Too bad the costs of this and that aren't reversed.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Replacement for Captain Greenskin? Clearly worse because there's no durability buff, but you can use two. And Greenskin is going to Wild, so there's that. Still, you'll probably just want to use Toxicologist except in Pirate based decks.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Nice, if they can't kill it in one hit, it will take at least three. That's what I call sticky.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    If the Hog didn't have rush this would be about as common as Dragonling Mechanic. Still not amazing, but the token is a Beast, so maybe with Scavenging Hyena?

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Could let you get something normally too expensive with Razorfen Beastmaster. Otherwise, I don't know. Do you want to play Darkmoon Tonk for 6 mana? I believe these discounts only apply to your hand, so I don't think it will do anything for cards like Death Speaker Blackthorn. And my guess is that it would be useless if it did.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Obvious callback. It will only ever summon one, but that one can summon another one and so on. Maybe combine with Pen Flinger and spells, and you have a much slower neutral Gibberling.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    I think you are going to want to silence this. Or maybe use Deathwarden, except if you have deathrattles you want to trigger.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    I'm sure a class with lots of healing would like this, like priest.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Warrior card in disguise? Maybe you could Shield Slam this as long as you didn't already have 7+ armor. Which is unlikely if you're playing warrior.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Would this go in a self-damage warlock deck? There might be better things to include with Darkglare and Flesh Giant. The rest of the self-damage synergies look to be rotating out.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    Might be a good card for deathrattle decks.

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    Posted 3 years, 9 months ago

    1 mana more than Convincing Infiltrator, so might be too slow. And if you played it on turn 6, you would need to wait another turn to ping it, or if your opponent has a board, there's probably something with less than 8 attack to trade into.