Tetsuo

Standard is now teeming with Face Hunters, Tempo Mages, Paladins, and a smattering of Priests. I played a lot yesterday and these were the only classes I faced. 

I just have to say, any person who plays Face Hunter …

There's nothing worse than facing a roper when you're already on a terrible losing streak. 

Seriously, all ropers must die. If you like roping someone, please, just fuck off and die. You're doing all of us a favor

Ugh, I just lost a marathon match to this fucking Control Priest. He managed to get back like 10+ [card]Wandmaker[/card]s and [card]Cobalt Spellkin[/card]s from various discover cards and [card]Raise Dead[/card], which kept giving him [card]Renew[/card] and [card]Wave of Apath[/card]y that …

Lol

I love having good, solid wins like managing to beat a Guardian Druid who ramped into [card]Guardian Animals[/card] + [card]Anubisath Defender[/card] on turn 3, then played another [card]Guardian Animals[/card] by turn 5. I somehow managed to stay alive with a …

I'm still surprised that [card]Disciplinarian Gandling[/card] isn't seeing play. That card looks great in theory, but it somehow hasn't found a home in this current meta. Unless it's being used in a meta deck that I just don't know about? …

Am I the only one who thinks this portrait is...weird? I can't put a finger on Jaina's facial expression there, it's creeping me out.

I'm excited for the other datamined portraits though. 

How do you beat an opponent who's playing an annoying deck like Infinite Turtle Mage? Well, by ruining his game plan with an even more annoying card like [card]Mindrender Illucia[/card], of course!

Basically, my opponent had played like …

I was playing a mirror match against a Bomb Warrior, and we were hitting each other in the face all game long. That is, until he played a [card]Blastmaster Boom[/card] and filled his board with boom bots. Well, I had …

What the hell is up with Wild? I'm queuing into nothing but Reno Priests. Why did they have to buff this archetype again? As if it wasn't cancer already. 

Congrats! I reached legend for the first time in Wild too, and it was a truly satisfying feeling. Enjoy it!

I also hope you got a better legendary than I did ([card]Hogger[/card])!

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Its not really a weird interaction. [card]Rattlegore[/card] is actually 8 minions in one, each an individual card. Its does not really interact with the health/attack of the minion itself, hence why [card]subdue[/card] doesnt just kill …

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Congrats! I like that archetype, too. Would you mind sharing your list? 

[deck]18929[/deck]

There you go! That's the list I hit legend with (I think that was the standard one), but …

I just played a 40-minute game against this Suicide Warlock who kept roping the entire game. He always waited until the rope was halfway through before making his move, and I got pissed off by turn 4 that I started …

The problem is I don't really enjoy Mage that much...I'm actually undecided between crafting [card]Astromancer Solarian[/card] and [card]Murozond the Infinite[/card] since they're the legendaries I'm missing for highlander Mage and Priest decks. I'll wait to see how the meta settles …

I made legend again! In Standard mode this time :D

I was playing Bomb Warrior, which was already emerging before the nerfs, but bloomed into an unstoppable force after Druid was hit. This was one of my favorite decks …

What a wonderful bundle this was for me. My two free Scholomance legendaries were [card]Vectus[/card] and [card]Professor Slate[/card], then the Year of the Dragon packs yielded me a [card]Reno the Relicologist[/card] and [card]Arch-Villain Rafaam[/card]! The Reno legendary is more than …

I love how the flavor text is a direct reference to Parasite, one of my favorite movies :D

Based from my day 1 experience, here are the cards that I think should be nerfed:

1) [card]Lightning Bloom[/card] - This is just insane in Druid. I've watched Trolden's latest video and there were streamers ramping to Guardian Animals …

Looks interesting, I'll try it out. Thanks for sharing. 

The only legendary I'm missing is Patches. I've always been hesitant to craft that guy :P