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Descent Druid Flavor Text

• Ysera, Unleashed - Releash the Dragon!
• Goru the Mightree - He's untreefeated.
• Secure the Deck - "Tied it down, boss. I don't really know why you asked me to do that."
• Embiggen - Did you set it to "wumbo?"
• Aeroponics - Good seeds can go far.
• Breath of Dreams - Ysera has the worst morning breath.
• Treenforcements - Treemendous value!
• Emerald Explorer - Make it a double dragon!
• Shrubadier - Her shoots can kill.
• Strength in Numbers - One minion, two minions... tree minions!

Descent Hunter Flavor Text

• Veranus - As an empty nester, she just misses her little ones.
• Dragonbane - *Thunk* "That wasn’t a dragon!" *Thunk* "THAT wasn’t a dragon!"
• Stormhammer - It brings the storm before the calm.
• Toxic Reinforcements - In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, a slingshot will be deployed for convenient evacuation.
• Diving Gryphon - Warning: May cause carousel flashbacks.
• Phase Stalker - It's not just a phase! I don't have to tell you anything! GAWSH!
• Clear the Way - The terrifying part is the gryphons' squeaky voices afterward.
• Primordial Explorer - "We're letting the poisonous dude carry the bags?"
• Corrosive Breath - It's a breath of fresh terror!
• Dwarven Sharpshooter - Scissors, knives, needles, you name it! He'll shoot it.

Descent Mage Flavor Text

• Malygos, Aspect of Magic - It's official. We can say Malygeese.
• Chenvaala - Like the Dragon Soul. If dragons had souls of ice.
• Mana Giant - Spell more and save more with a GIANT discount!
• Rolling Fireball - Why don't they ever run perpendicular?
• Dragoncaster - It’s challenging to perform magic on dragonback. It’s so easy to drop the rabbit.
• Elemental Allies - Reno’s lucky he wasn’t caught by a fire elemental.
• Arcane Breath - One of many side effects from eating mana cookies.
• Azure Explorer - Has an appetite for knowledge!
• Violet Spellwing - A bird in the hand is worth three missiles in the grave.
• Learn Draconic - Upon taking up the spellbook, Reno realized with a start: "I can't read."

Descent Paladin Flavor Text

• Nozdormu the Timeless - Time is mana!
• Dragonrider Talritha - You can't just run away from your problems. Unless you have another dragon to jump to.
• Lightforged Crusader - Self-appointed president of the Paladins Only Paladin Club.
• Sanctuary - Few quests are completed by cowering under a table.
• Lightforged Zealot - Card-carrying member of the Paladins Only Paladin Club.
• Sky Claw - Carefully engineered to never grab the Mimiron plush toy.
• Righteous Cause - "And I hereby dub thee a cadet of the Explorer’s League! NEXT!"
• Amber Watcher - Healing really resin-ates with him.
• Bronze Explorer - Always ready to explore new friendships! Except with Deathwing.
• Sand Breath - After Uldum, EVERYONE had sand breath.

Descent Priest Flavor Text

• Murozond the Infinite - "Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn."
• Galakrond, the Unspeakable - Lazul called Galakrond’s name, her voice echoed by whispers from the deep. Both of Galakrond’s eyes opened… and then other eyes opened, as well.
• Mindflayer Kaahrj - It’s pronounced "Kaahrj."
• Fate Weaver - Do not draw the attention of a Fate Weaver, for it will always loom over your destiny.
• Envoy of Lazul - "Note to self: possess someone who's local and knows directions next time."
• Time Rip - "It's time. R.I.P."
• Chronobreaker - If he asks to borrow your watch, just say no.
• Breath of the Infinite - It's called "circular breathing."
• Grave Rune - I'm gravely sorry to rune this.
• Disciple of Galakrond - Raising Galakrond will cause thurible, thurible damage.
• Whispers of EVIL - Madame Lazul’s ASMR program is off to a promising start!

Descent Rogue Flavor Text

• Galakrond, the Nightmare - The enormous creature unfurled terrifying claws dripping with poisonous ichor. King Togwaggle was pleased, but inwardly disappointed the great Nightmare refused to wear the candle.
• Flik Skyshiv - Junior explorers scan the night sky in fear of her candle’s flame!
• Waxadred - Waxadred the dragon fought for his king, frolicking through the fields melting everything!
• Umbral Skulker - "Three gold?! Do you have any idea how long this quest chain was?"
• Necrium Apothecary - Necrium: Get the afterlife without the aftertaste!
• Stowaway - Cut him a break. Even economy class tickets are pretty expensive these days.
• Seal Fate - Firmly press the seal of your fates instead of leaving the flap open.
• Dragon's Hoard - The Alliance loves this hoard.
• Candle Breath - "And Waxadred shall light their fires, with roaring breath hotter than pyres! Come before him, scamp and vandal, pledge your faith and lift your candle!"
• Praise Galakrond! - "Turn to Galakrond, Chapter 3 Verse 12. 'SNARL! ROAR! GRAAAAGH!' Let us reflect on this wisdom."
• Bloodsail Flybooter - They’re pretty fly for some pirate guys.

Descent Shaman Flavor Text

• Galakrond, the Tempest - Hagatha cried out over the winds: "Truly, you are as powerful as the Maelstrom!" To which the Tempest answered: "I AM THE MAELSTROM."
• Nithogg - Not to be confused with Nithogger.
• Bandersmosh - The Shudderwock finds him particularly frumious.
• Cumulo-Maximus - "Are your clouds not entertained?!"
• Dragon's Pack - Each dragon's pack is guaranteed to have at least one rare.
• Corrupt Elementalist - Her element is "Horns."
• Lightning Breath - Recipe: One dragon, four wool socks, thick shag carpet.
• Storm's Wrath - How many dragons does it take to destroy a hot air balloon? One, two, three, CRUNCH!
• Squallhunter - "Oh, the weather outside is frightful… But Squallhunter's so delightful! And since we've gone down this road--overload, overload, overload!"
• Invocation of Frost - Galakrond adores a little frosting.
• Surging Tempest - "Overloaded? Should've gotten a surge protector."

Descent Warlock Flavor Text

• Zzeraku the Warped - The extra Z is for "zesty."
• Valdris Felgorge - I don't mean to pry, but you don't by chance happen to have six fingers on both of your hands?
• Galakrond, the Wretched - Fel-flames slowly writhed around the skeleton, until the great bones knit themselves together into a demonic monstrosity. Rafaam shielded his face from the heat but could not hide his grin.
• Veiled Worshipper - If you’re not wearing your regulation cultist clothing, how will Galakrond know to devour you last?
• Dark Skies - "It's a drizzle of fire. A fine mist, really."
• Crazed Netherwing - Always tail swipes left.
• Dragonblight Cultist - Galakrond would be extra mad if he was resurrected with gnaw marks on his bones.
• Nether Breath - "Whether the Nether is cold, whether the Nether is hot, we'll burn together, whatever the Nether, whether we like it or not."
• Abyssal Summoner - But gnomes have tiny hands...
• Fiendish Rites - "You have the right to sacrifice an ally. If you do not have an ally, then one will be sacrificed for you."
• Rain of Fire - You know it’s autumn when the skies rain brimstone and fire. Also: pumpkin spice!

Descent Warrior Flavor Text

• Deathwing, Mad Aspect - Bite that one, bite that other one, claw this one, swallow that one whole....
• Galakrond, the Unbreakable - The ground quaked beneath the behemoth as Dr. Boom continued: "…with over 400 TONS of solid Storm Silver plate." Then he beeped a small remote. "And luxury spikes!"
• Ancharrr - The problem with anchors is they often end up sinking to the bottom of your deck.
• Ramming Speed - Her deductible keeps going up.
• Scion of Ruin - Ruined! RUINED!
• Molten Breath - Pizza so hot it burns OTHER PEOPLE’S MOUTHS.
• Skybarge - It's more of a ship-gun than a gunship.
• Ritual Chopper - Chop chop, Galakrond!
• EVIL Quartermaster - He trained for a whole year to become quarter-master. Three more, and he'll be a full-master.
• Awaken! - This is an alarm clock you can't ignore.
• Sky Raider - Maybe he should've hatched a plan that could actually carry booty back too.

Descent Neutral Flavor Text

• Dragonqueen Alexstrasza - Givin' lives and takin' names.
• Sathrovarr - Just wait until you also find a copy in your pocket. And your desk! And your FRIDGE!!
• Shu'ma - How to tell your mother to go away.
• Kronx Dragonhoof - The only one who knows how to properly prepare Galakrond's coffee.
• Frizz Kindleroost - Frizz knows that baby dragons need warmth, care, and the highest possible level of goblin engineering.
• Kobold Stickyfinger - He no take candle. He take sword.
• Chromatic Egg - Nefarian was known for creating two things: horrible monsters and excellent breakfasts.
• Tentacled Menace - He calls this one the "Calamari Special."
• Skyfin - "Do you want to be a murloc or a dragon?" "Yes."
• Dread Raven - Fun Fact: A group of three Dread Ravens is an unkindness. Four is lethal!
• Blowtorch Saboteur - Before he came along, we went through a lot of duct tape.
• Transmogrifier - All it takes is some imagination and a cardboard box.
• Wyrmrest Purifier - She keeps your deck classy.
• Grizzled Wizard - When he was young, he was an Outrageous Magus.
• Utgarde Grapplesniper - Note: The dragon may be a little cranky upon arrival.
• Faceless Corruptor - What does Madame Lazul have against faces?!
• Cobalt Spellkin - Spews more spells than a sleep-talking wizard.
• Hoard Pillager - Better to have stabbed and lost. And then found again!
• Dragonmaw Poacher - I prefer my dragons over-easy.
• Zul'Drak Ritualist - Generosity is a core value in cult culture.
• Bad Luck Albatross - Legend holds that it's bad luck to harm it. So maybe just pat it on the head, okay?
• Dragon Breeder - Deathwing would have been more well-adjusted if he'd been raised by this guy.
• Depth Charge - * Does not have Charge.
• Twin Tyrant - They can never agree on whether it's too hot or too cold.
• Evasive Drakonid - Doesn't respond to spells, hero powers, calls, or text messages.
• Camouflaged Dirigible - "What does that cloud look like to you?" "Trouble."
• Gyrocopter - The hula doll is still absolutely required.
• Evasive Wyrm - Deftly dodges spells like a real wiggle wyrm.
• Big Ol' Whelp - A chonker, a real absolute unit.
• Platebreaker - Worst. Dinner guest. Ever.
• Shield of Galakrond - Realistically, she's the shield for Galakrond's big toe.
• Troll Batrider - "Quiet! The bat can't hear where he's goin'!"
• Devoted Maniac - There are plenty of apathetic maniacs, but they couldn't be bothered.
• Evasive Feywing - I've never heard of this fey-dragon called "Brightwing," but if I HAD, I’d say we’d be best friends.
• Hippogryph - Known for its ferocious grace, the hippogryph is a truly majestic creature. Except when molting.
• Wing Commander - "Flap! Flap! FLAP!"
• Fire Hawk - It’s our fault for making all those card backs that look like food.
• Scalerider - Do Re Me Fa So La Spear Throw!
• Living Dragonbreath - If you want that muscular physique, you've really gotta feel the burn.
• Goboglide Tech - The word "glide" is always in quotes in the manual.
• Tasty Flyfish - Reinforced with vitamins and mrglrls.
• Parachute Brigand - She flies standby.
• Evasive Chimaera - One head only tells the truth, while the other head only tells lies. But they both spit poison.
• Blazing Battlemage - Weaponized an ancient technique once used to slice cold butter.
• Hot Air Balloon - The Gadgetzan Pilgrim's Bounty parade is missing a float this year.