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Scholomance Academy Demon Hunter Flavor Text
- Star Student Stelina - Cheating is just using your resources wisely.
- Ancient Void Hound - What happened to my 1/1 Void Pup? And the glee club?!
- Cycle of Hatred - If you run 2 of these, would that make it the bi-cycle of hatred?
- Glide - "Come with me, and you'll see, a whole new hand of possibly the same cards."
- Shardshatter Mystic - Enjoys a good soul-crushing defeat.
- Magehunter - Hates waiting. Abhors chit chat. Fond of the color purple.
- Fel Guardians - What happened after the guardians tripped? They Fel.
- Soulshard Lapidary - Also known as a soul sequincer.
- Vilefiend Trainer - My Vilefiend Trainers give me a much better sprint than my Air Gul'dans.
- Marrowslicer - Perfect for killing the first boss in Icecrown Citadel.
- Double Jump - The key to every speed run.
- Soulciologist Malicia - If you value your life, don't call it a "soft science."
- Felosophy - "Like, isn't evil subjective man?"
- Soul Shear - "Just a little off the sides please."
- Spirit Jailer - "Sure, they're in your deck, but the mind is like, the REAL prison."
- Ace Hunter Kreen - This grandmaster marksman loves winning tournaments and eating a bit of ice cream.
- Trueaim Crescent - You could have just pointed.
- Demon Companion - Owning a pet can be real hell at times.
- Blood Herald - "Red Blood, it gives you wings."
Scholomance Academy Druid Flavor Text
- Forest Warden Omu - She wishes all things could grow and flourish at Scholomance. If only she knew?
- Survival of the Fittest - Sometimes the fittest is the one smart enough to not start a fight with seven 6/6 Treants.
- Twilight Runner - Every morning you find two dead cards at your doorstep.
- Partner Assignment - In every group assignment, someone does all the legwork.
- Gibberling - "As a Linguistics student I have studied the Gibberlings. I have determined they are speaking Gibberish."
- Nature Studies - "I have a first edition! Go ahead, count the rings."
- Shan'do Wildclaw - She holds both an academic post and a scratching post.
- Guardian Animals - The guidelines specifically state: "Students may also bring an ironbeak owl OR an alleycat OR a toad." They never said how big.
- Teacher's Pet - Really goes the extra mile to get the Hay+.
- Adorable Infestation - Some cards are strong by sheer power; others draw strength from love.
- Speaker Gidra - If a teacher lectures in a forest, does she even make a sound?
- Runic Carvings - "That totem was beautiful? and you runed it!"
- Groundskeeper - It?s tricky for dryads to tend the garden without trampling the flowers.
- Lightning Bloom - Curiously, this plant never blooms in the same place twice.
Scholomance Academy Hunter Flavor Text
- Professor Slate - "Don?t worry, this will be over in a second. It might FEEL like an eternity, but I assure you, it?s quite quick!"
- Krolusk Barkstripper - My friend went krolusk tipping once? once!
- Bloated Python - This is why Scholomance engineering students prefer C++.
- Overwhelm - Scholomance student Brewfest prank gone terribly, terribly awry.
- Wolpertinger - Scholomance student Brewfest prank gone awry.
- Carrion Studies - A good read but a little too much fluff.
- Shan'do Wildclaw - She holds both an academic post and a scratching post.
- Guardian Animals - The guidelines specifically state: "Students may also bring an ironbeak owl OR an alleycat OR a toad." They never said how big.
- Teacher's Pet - Really goes the extra mile to get the Hay+.
- Adorable Infestation - Some cards are strong by sheer power; others draw strength from love.
- Ace Hunter Kreen - This grandmaster marksman loves winning tournaments and eating a bit of ice cream.
- Trueaim Crescent - You could have just pointed.
- Demon Companion - Owning a pet can be real hell at times.
- Blood Herald - "Red Blood, it gives you wings."
Scholomance Academy Mage Flavor Text
- Mozaki, Master Duelist - Treats her students like her peers, which means defeating them in one-sided duels all day long.
- Combustion - Sally is friends with three Silverhand Recruits conveniently standing in a line. After casting this spell, how many friends does she have left? (Show your work.)
- Wyrm Weaver - Studied basket weaving as an undergrad.
- Cram Session - The font of the arcane gives nearly limitless access to power and energy! But it can't keep you awake, for that we still use coffee.
- Firebrand - Too cool for school, too hot for thought.
- Lab Partner - "Professor, a gnome burned my homework!"
- Ras Frostwhisper - Always the favorite of Headmaster Kel'Thuzad, Ras nonetheless received a chilly reception from the other faculty.
- Devolving Missiles - Most intermural spell-dueling contests end with a field of wisps.
- Trick Totem - It knows how to sit still and do tricks. Still working on rolling over, though.
- Primordial Studies - A long forgotten tome whose very essence seeps of magic. 40 dust, used.
- Jandice Barov - Her parents own Scholomance. Of course she's going to play tricks on the students!
- Potion of Illusion - Unfortunately, there's no potion that can make you unsee all the faces in that bottle.
- Brain Freeze - "The professor called on me, and I totally froze!"
- Wand Thief - "What?re ya buyin???
Scholomance Academy Paladin Flavor Text
- Turalyon, the Tenured - "Let evil flee before righteousness; let the innocent live in peace. Let the day come when none need fear. For that day, I give my life gladly."
- Argent Braggart - Not sure why he's bragging, he's got the same stats as the next guy.
- Blessing of Authority - A paladin fights with honor! We don't go face... until next turn!
- Goody Two-Shields - These are my shields. There are at least two like them, and both are mine.
- Judicious Junior - She's judge, jury, and junior!
- First Day of School - "Report to the bookstore to buy your books, the alchemist to buy your potions, and then get your wands at the? wandryroom?"
- Lord Barov - Alexei Barov stayed at Scholomance despite leasing it to Kel?Thuzad. He says it?s for "supervision."
- Ceremonial Maul - For the most discerning of hall monitors.
- Commencement - "Remember, graduates?you carry a heavy weight on your shoulders now."
- Shield of Honor - "Sir, this shield would've been more helpful last turn!"
- High Abbess Alura - She's all about hitting the books. Literally.
- Devout Pupil - He considers textbooks Light reading.
- Gift of Luminance - You get a small version of yourself in a snow globe to remember the moment.
- Wave of Apathy - "Flavor text? Eh. Can?t be bothered."
Scholomance Academy Priest Flavor Text
- Mindrender Illucia - "?and that's how I ended up with a Murloc Cultural Studies major."
- Cabal Acolyte - How did he get to the top of his class? He pulled a few strings!
- Initiation - The things a murloc's gotta go through to graduate from Scholomance?
- Power Word: Feast - Some people are here for the stellar, world-renowned academic program. Others are here for the buffet.
- Frazzled Freshman - "Late to bed, early to rise, makes a student unable to open her eyes."
- Draconic Studies - Our Draconic Studies program has a high rate of burnout.
- High Abbess Alura - She's all about hitting the books. Literally.
- Devout Pupil - He considers textbooks Light reading.
- Gift of Luminance - You get a small version of yourself in a snow globe to remember the moment.
- Wave of Apathy - "Flavor text? Eh. Can?t be bothered."
- Disciplinarian Gandling - "He doesn?t grade on a curve, but on a sharp spike instead."
- Flesh Giant - "A BIG mistake."
- Brittlebone Destroyer - Broke many a leg in drama class.
- Raise Dead - Technically, it?s just really late healing.
Scholomance Academy Rogue Flavor Text
- Infiltrator Lilian - She'll get to the bottom of this even if it kills her. Twice!
- Secret Passage - I use this to sneak out at night and do some villainous baking in the kitchen.
- Shifty Sophomore - Experienced enough to do crimes, inexperienced enough to be super obvious about it.
- Self-Sharpening Sword - You no longer have to bring a stack of 2 swords to a test!
- Vulpera Toxinblade - The blade works well enough on its own? but this is just in case.
- Plagiarize - Copying is just using your resources wisely.
- Jandice Barov - Her parents own Scholomance. Of course she's going to play tricks on the students!
- Potion of Illusion - Unfortunately, there's no potion that can make you unsee all the faces in that bottle.
- Brain Freeze - "The professor called on me, and I totally froze!"
- Wand Thief - "What?re ya buyin???
- Doctor Krastinov - He is not a medical doctor.
- Steeldancer - Pretty powerful if you blade your cards right.
- Coerce - "Give me your lunch money, or the sandwich gets it!"
- Cutting Class - When you actually are the sharpest tool in the shed.
Scholomance Academy Shaman Flavor Text
- Instructor Fireheart - When you have fire in your heart, even death can't stop you.
- Totem Goliath - It was an art project, and nobody knew when to stop.
- Molten Blast - Well, how would YOU celebrate after finals week?!
- Diligent Notetaker - You never know what cards are going to be on the test.
- Tidal Wave - "Hang Four, mon!"
- Rune Dagger - Turns out being stabbed makes you more vulnerable to magic.
- Ras Frostwhisper - Always the favorite of Headmaster Kel'Thuzad, Ras nonetheless received a chilly reception from the other faculty.
- Devolving Missiles - Most intermural spell-dueling contests end with a field of wisps.
- Trick Totem - It knows how to sit still and do tricks. Still working on rolling over, though.
- Primordial Studies - A long forgotten tome whose very essence seeps of magic. 40 dust, used.
- Speaker Gidra - If a teacher lectures in a forest, does she even make a sound?
- Runic Carvings - "That totem was beautiful? and you runed it!"
- Groundskeeper - It?s tricky for dryads to tend the garden without trampling the flowers.
- Lightning Bloom - Curiously, this plant never blooms in the same place twice.
Scholomance Academy Warlock Flavor Text
- Archwitch Willow - One of the demons will do all the work while the other gets the same grade.
- Void Drinker - It has no taste.
- Shadowlight Scholar - Imagine having the power of soul magic and using it as a reading light.
- Boneweb Egg - Noblegarden is going to be really exciting this year!
- School Spirits - "B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!"
- Demonic Studies - "Do you wanna summon a demon? I wanna summon a demon!"
- Soulciologist Malicia - If you value your life, don't call it a "soft science."
- Felosophy - "Like, isn't evil subjective man?"
- Soul Shear - "Just a little off the sides please."
- Spirit Jailer - "Sure, they're in your deck, but the mind is like, the REAL prison."
- Disciplinarian Gandling - "He doesn?t grade on a curve, but on a sharp spike instead."
- Flesh Giant - "A BIG mistake."
- Brittlebone Destroyer - Broke many a leg in drama class.
- Raise Dead - Technically, it?s just really late healing.
Scholomance Academy Warrior Flavor Text
- Rattlegore - He looks bad now, but he was pretty handsome in his 20/20s.
- Playmaker - "Here's the plan: you go left, I go right, and the wounded guy takes the hit."
- Troublemaker - "Prepare for trouble!" "Make it double!"
- Reaper's Scythe - Die. Die. Die.
- In Formation! - None can doubt the strength of the Scholomance student body.
- Athletic Studies - It's a quick read.
- Lord Barov - Alexei Barov stayed at Scholomance despite leasing it to Kel?Thuzad. He says it?s for "supervision."
- Ceremonial Maul - For the most discerning of hall monitors.
- Commencement - "Remember, graduates?you carry a heavy weight on your shoulders now."
- Shield of Honor - "Sir, this shield would've been more helpful last turn!"
- Doctor Krastinov - He is not a medical doctor.
- Steeldancer - Pretty powerful if you blade your cards right.
- Coerce - "Give me your lunch money, or the sandwich gets it!"
- Cutting Class - When you actually are the sharpest tool in the shed.
Scholomance Academy Neutral Flavor Text
- Keymaster Alabaster - The key to his mastery is a solid stack of backup copies.
- Headmaster Kel'Thuzad - "You wish to know my secrets, hmm? I carry a little bits of tuna in the sleeves of my robe, he loves that. Oh, you meant the risen dead? That was trivial, trivial."
- Vectus - Don?t let that dark magic worry you. He?ll ensure they hatch without a scratch.
- Lorekeeper Polkelt - quicksort [] = [] quicksort (x:xs) = quicksort small ++ (x : quicksort large) where small = [y | y <- xs, y <= x] large = [y | y <- xs, y > x]
- Sphere of Sapience - This is what it sounds like when spheres scry.
- Educated Elekk - "This reminds me of a saying. 'An elekk never?' something. I can't remember."
- Enchanted Cauldron - Do you smell what the cauldron is cooking? If so, we apologize.
- Transfer Student - Oh, the places you'll go! There is so much to fight!There are boards to be explored. There are dreams to take flight.
- Robes of Protection - Warning: Robes of Protection are intended for targeted effects only and are not an effective defense against Flamestrike, Twisting Nether, or other AOE attacks.
- Cult Neophyte - Make a new recruit's deficiencies your efficiencies.
- Voracious Reader - But how much of it is skimming?
- Plagued Protodrake - "What?s in the drake?! WHAT?S IN THE DRAKE?"
- Sorcerous Substitute - This substitute's substitution is a dangerous institution.
- Onyx Magescribe - Sometimes you gotta spend spells to earn spells.
- Smug Senior - You want to see something funny? Go visit him in five years.
- Steward of Scrolls - Oh dang it, I spilled ink elemental all over my essay!
- Lake Thresher - "There?s a monster in the lake?!" "That?s not a monster, that?s Gary."
- Ogremancer - After their third attempt, Tharg began to suspect that Krul was summoning the skeletons on purpose.
- Fishy Flyer - Like a fish out of water.
- Divine Rager - For when you need to rage, rage against the dying of the Light.
- Crimson Hothead - Has a real passion for spelling.
- Wretched Tutor - "If you like my tutoring, you'll love my sister the art therapist, my father the driver, and my mother the housekeeper."
- Wandmaker - She creates incredibly affordable wands of all shapes and sizes. But not owls. The owl is all-natural.
- Sneaky Delinquent - All right, now open your lid and say "Ahh!"
- Manafeeder Panthara - Feeds on mana, crystal kibble, and whatever it was you were just snacking on.
- Tour Guide - "Here is the original blueprint for the Academy grounds! Don't mind those so-called dark chambers? They'll be at the end of the tour."
- Intrepid Initiate - How you like them apples?
- Pen Flinger - The pen is also a more aerodynamic short-range projectile than the sword.
- Animated Broomstick - "Blimey, that's a Stratocumulus 1000!"
- Desk Imp - "I feel inky!"
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Comments
While it's not the text itself self my favorites are the 3 ghost students. Fishy Flyer Crashed on his broom and died, Smug Senior crossed a warning sign and you can see an eye behind him so I assume he gets eaten, and Sneaky Delinquent gets eaten by the mimic.
I love that flavor gets added regularly and changed as often as well. Things like this keep the game interesting and prevents it from becoming stagnant.
Guardian Animals - The guidelines specifically state: "Students may also bring an ironbeak owl OR an alleycat OR a toad." They never said how big.
Nice Harry Potter reference - I wonder if there are more?
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Parasite reference. Nice!
Wait why did they put code of polkelt into his flavor text? Also quick sort, so you don't really know in which order same costed cards are coming... Merge sort is better
Troublemaker - "Prepare for trouble!" "Make it double!"
Team R blasting off again! *sparkle*
Just found some more references Lol
Enchanted Cauldron - reference to The Rock entrance ("If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeell what The Rock is cookin'!)
Sphere of Sapience - scry is the mechanic in MTG working just like this card
Cutting Class - I hope it doesn't need an explanation ^^
Demonic Studies - Ahhh, Babbling Book
I guess there are some more that I don't get but I like way the Blizz puts these references, it always brings a smile
Star Student Stelina: "Cheating is just using your resources wisely"
Plagiarize: "Copying is just using your resources wisely"
I don't care about the other flavor texts, these are my favorite.
Best ever set for flavour text? These are on point.
Selected favorites:
Partner Assignment's wholesome embrace of spider-human relations. (c'mon, there's obviously subtext there!)
Nature Studies - "I have a first edition! Go ahead, count the rings."
Combustion - Sally is friends with three Silverhand Recruits conveniently standing in a line. After casting this spell, how many friends does she have left? (Show your work.)
Goody Two-Shields - These are my shields. There are at least two like them, and both are mine.
Commencement - "Remember, graduates?you carry a heavy weight on your shoulders now."
Power Word: Feast
Cutting Class - When you actually are the sharpest tool in the shed.
Tidal Wave
School Spirits - "B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!" (It echoes within mine ears.)
Sphere of Sapience - This is what it sounds like when spheres scry.
Fishy Flyer (and Spectral Flyer!)
Pen Flinger - The pen is also a more aerodynamic short-range projectile than the sword.
Bloated Python =(
I instantly laughed at this flavor text and still laughing inside. So many of my work colleagues love python and here I am writing in C# xD
that one is just amazing!
As someone who always passes on learning Python properly because C serves my purposes better, I confess I wore a smug smile when I read that one.